No

[VoraciousValue]

Hет!

 

[EctoJohn]

NEIN!

 

[Hugo_Agogo_UK]

Não!

 

[EctoJohn]

Awww hellllllllllllll no!

 

[liliput1]

I’m here to do two things. Kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I’m all out of bubblegum.

 

[EctoJohn]

Yes or no, I'll flip a coin.
Heads is yes, tails is no.
*flips a coin*
Tails. The answer is NO.

 

[subdudeme13]

Go fuck yourself

 

[EctoJohn]

At first it was a no, but now it's a no way!

 

[Olderwiserstillhorny]

No phucking way!!

 

[Adrian81]

I'll tell you the same thing Winona Ryder said to me. It's not gonna happen. Get over it

 

[Wandering_Sen]

9 out of 10 dentist agree that "No" is the answer.

The 10th dentist was paid off by the Yes Lobby.

 

[EyesOnHers]

YES
throwing it out there coz Hugo said sometimes a yes was needed

 

[EctoJohn]

Yes, but actually no.

 

[Apisto42]

13 out of 7 chaos theorists predicted I would say yes. But the fourth one got it right about the NO.

 

[EctoJohn]

*looks at the menu*
Hmm... I think I'll go with the No, but I'd like to substitute the no for a no.
Waiter: Sorry, sir, we can't make substitutions.
Alright then, I'll just have the no instead.
Waiter: And to drink?
I'll take a no, thank you.

 

[Hugo_Agogo_UK]

No!

 

[Cwtchseeker]

That’ll be a No, served rare, with an extra side of Not ever

 

[Wand3rlust]

I'll take my no to go...

 

[Apisto42]

 

[EctoJohn]

Pick a card, any card.
Look at it, memorize it.
Now put it back into the deck anywhere you'd like.
I shall shuffle the deck.
Now you shuffle the deck.
Now I shuffle the deck again.
I draw one card from the deck.
Is this your card?


No.

 

[Wandering_Sen]

Not today Night Vale, not today.

 

[EctoJohn]

I would say no, but then again you did save my life.
Aww heck, why not? No.