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[Guest]

Why cant I post this?

You did.

Look, love, I already worry about you enough. Don't make me get out the worry balls.

GRIND THEM!

 

[Guest]

I came to work, Lou. travel time.

Time travel? You get there before you arrived?

Oh, I got that wrong, didn't I?

 

[TheEarl]

Only if I'm tied to the grill. (bonnet for you non Yanks.)

We don't have any rope. You okay with just 'clinging'?

The Earl

 

[Guest]

We don't have any rope. You okay with just 'clinging'?

The Earl

I have a glue gun. With really sticky glue.

 

[TheEarl]

I have a glue gun. With really sticky glue.

Sticky, white glue? Is this from the same source as your 'hair gel'?

The Earl

 

[Guest]

Sticky, white glue? Is this from the same source as your 'hair gel'?

The Earl

No, silly, that's come.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

We don't have any rope. You okay with just 'clinging'?

The Earl

Yes, my father was a leech and my mother was an octopus.

 

[TheEarl]

Yes, my father was a leech and my mother was an octopus.

No, silly. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt like elderberries. Now go away, or I shall taunt you for a second time!

The Earl

 

[ABSTRUSE]

No, silly. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt like elderberries. Now go away, or I shall taunt you for a second time!

The Earl

I fart in your general direction.

 

[Guest]

Earl, I'm still waiting for you to hurt me...

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Earl, I'm still waiting for you to hurt me...

No dear, that was Boy George.

 

[TheEarl]

I fart in your general direction.

Ni!

The Earl

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Ni!

The Earl

I'll bite your leg off.

 

[TheEarl]

I'll bite your leg off.

Okay then, we'll call it a draw.

The Earl

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Okay then, we'll call it a draw.

The Earl

A true gent, that's what you are, a true gent.
Now get to work!!!!

 

[TheEarl]

Earl, I'm still waiting for you to hurt me...

Do you think I've ignored her for long enough? Are you sure this is the kind of hurt she was talking about Abs?

The Earl

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Do you think I've ignored her for long enough? Are you sure this is the kind of hurt she was talking about Abs?

The Earl

I was hoping so, but then again she's sort of senile. Spank her and see if she's awake.

 

[TheEarl]

I was hoping so, but then again she's sort of senile. Spank her and see if she's awake.

Numfar! Dance the Dance of Relentless Spanking!

Switching cultural references quickly and seeing if anyone follows.

The Earl

 

[Guest]

Too late, I've had my fix.

 

[Alex De Kok]

Too late, I've had my fix.

Does that mean you're strong enough to read your PMs?

Alex

 

[cloudy]

I bet the queen has used tissues in her haaaandbag.

 

[Guest]

Does that mean you're strong enough to read your PMs?

Alex

Oops. Rectified.

 

[Guest]

I bet the queen has used tissues in her haaaandbag.

I'd love to hear you say that, with your accent.

(I think I'm going to award you, "The Most Random Post of the Day" award. *snicker*)

 

[cloudy]

I'd love to hear you say that, with your accent.

(I think I'm going to award you, "The Most Random Post of the Day" award. *snicker*)

It seemed appropriate at the time.

(and I'm quite sure I would mangle it well and truly)

 

[TheEarl]

It seemed appropriate at the time.

(and I'm quite sure I would mangle it well and truly)

Best way to do it. No point in half-measures.

The Earl