No one is better suited for carrying the agenda of Satan than John Paul II

[TheEarl]

The end of all things is at hand. I want to be found ready to receive my Lord Jesus Christ when He comes. What should I do?

http://www.worldslastchance.com/index.php?p=next_and_last_pope.php

The Earl

 

[3113]

The end of all things is at hand. I want to be found ready to receive my Lord Jesus Christ when He comes. What should I do?

http://www.worldslastchance.com/index.php?p=next_and_last_pope.php

Can you summerize? I don't think I can stomach reading through it.

 

[kendo1]

And people believe this?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

In the near future you shall find that your only safety will be in the Bible... That is why today the Bible must be our only infallible guide and rule. God's word is our sole safeguard against the influence of false teachers and the delusive power of spirits of darkness that enshroud the world today.

Now why did they not just SAY that?

 

[MagicaPractica]

Didn't Christ say, to paraphrase, that you won't know when it's coming? I think we should stop trying to figure it out. It ends when it ends and there's nothing to be done about it. Could be next week, next century or tomorrow. *shrug* Personally, there are certain ways I'd prefer not to die but I'm not really that attached to this lifetime. If this is all I get, it's not that good. Yes God, I'm an ungrateful brat.

 

[TheEarl]

Can you summerize? I don't think I can stomach reading through it.

Basically, these people have read very carefully through the book of revelations and have discovered that the Catholic Church is going to be taken over by Satan. It will recover its temporal power and be used to destroy the world. They've done this by counting forward from Pius XI (the guy who signed a deal with Mussolini to certify Vatican City as a state under Italian protection) and counting each Pope as one of the eight 'kings' noted in the book of revelations.

Benedict XVI is noted as ruling for 'a short span' and then John Paul II will become Pope.

Wait, I hear you say. Isn't he dead? Very dead?

Well, as the thread title and the website say, no one is better suited for carrying the agenda of Satan than John Paul II. Satan will bring him back to life as a fake miracle and he will take over the Catholic Church, leading us all to our doom and laying the way for Satan to pretend to be the second coming of Jesus Christ.

They've even got a picture of the anti-John-Paul, looking suitable evil.

The Earl

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Basically, these people have read very carefully through the book of revelations and have discovered that the Catholic Church is going to be taken over by Satan. It will recover its temporal power and be used to destroy the world.

WILL? WILL take over?

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Let's see, what to do?


Run around in circles and scream, waving my hands wildly in the air to ward off the evil!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Let's see, what to do?


Run around in circles and scream, waving my hands wildly in the air to ward off the evil!

Didn't you learn ANYTHING from Djurassic Park? You're supposed to stand still, that way they won't be able to see you.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Didn't you learn ANYTHING from Djurassic Park? You're supposed to stand still, that way they won't be able to see you.

That's only if those demons vision is motion activated.

Hey if the world is going to end what in the name of all those supreme beings can I do about it? Except run in circles and scream?

 

[TheEarl]

I posted this quote on another website which I frequent and got the best answer.

Q: The end of all things is at hand. I want to be found ready to receive my Lord Jesus Christ when He comes. What should I do?
A: Use lubricant.

The Earl

 

[rawr_rae]

Wow, they have pictures and everything! Well, that just seals the deal for me.

-Rae

 

[rgraham666]

Didn't you learn ANYTHING from Djurassic Park? You're supposed to stand still, that way they won't be able to see you.

That won't help, God sees everything, don't ya know?

But that should worry these nutbars more than me or you. You and I just occasionally give into Lust. The people behind that web site are wallowing in Pride and Wrath. And a fair bit of Avarice as well.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

That won't help, God sees everything, don't ya know?

But that should worry these nutbars more than me or you. You and I just occasionally give into Lust. The people behind that web site are wallowing in Pride and Wrath. And a fair bit of Avarice as well.

Don't forget the 8th Deadly Sin - Stupidity.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Don't forget the 8th Deadly Sin - Stupidity.

And you can't fix stupid!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

And you can't fix stupid!

That's why it's deadly.

 

[MagicaPractica]

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun. You know, only the good die young. That's what I say." ~ Billy Joel

 

[SweetPrettyAss]

Basically, these people have read very carefully through the book of revelations and have discovered that the Catholic Church is going to be taken over by Satan. It will recover its temporal power and be used to destroy the world. They've done this by counting forward from Pius XI (the guy who signed a deal with Mussolini to certify Vatican City as a state under Italian protection) and counting each Pope as one of the eight 'kings' noted in the book of revelations.

Benedict XVI is noted as ruling for 'a short span' and then John Paul II will become Pope.

Wait, I hear you say. Isn't he dead? Very dead?

Well, as the thread title and the website say, no one is better suited for carrying the agenda of Satan than John Paul II. Satan will bring him back to life as a fake miracle and he will take over the Catholic Church, leading us all to our doom and laying the way for Satan to pretend to be the second coming of Jesus Christ.

They've even got a picture of the anti-John-Paul, looking suitable evil.

The Earl

I can't believe that anybody could actually believe this.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I can't believe that anybody could actually believe this.

Sweetie, we're talking about the same people who thought that "The 101 Dalmatians" was inappropriate for young children to see, because it contained too much sex...

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Sweetie, we're talking about the same people who thought that "The 101 Dalmatians" was inappropriate for young children to see, because it contained too much sex...

And the Bible doesn't contain any sex, right?

There is so much begating and begeting going on that I think the Bible was the very first erotic novel!

 

[MagicaPractica]

Sweetie, we're talking about the same people who thought that "The 101 Dalmatians" was inappropriate for young children to see, because it contained too much sex...

he he hee he hee

 

[SweetPrettyAss]

Sweetie, we're talking about the same people who thought that "The 101 Dalmatians" was inappropriate for young children to see, because it contained too much sex...

Was that the animated version or the live action one.