peachykeen
bootie shaker
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which I actually think would be a damn cool nic to have, actually.
I was telling Mr K about the get-together, since it will be on while we are in NY. I told him he can come if he wants (in case he wants to make sure I behave myself
), but that he'd probably be bored. He said, "No thanks, I really don't want to be in a situation where I find myself shaking hands with a guy while he's being introduced to me as '...and this is Penisaurus'."
And I said, "There's no one called Penisaurus!" But then the more I thought about it, I thought, well, there should be.
(I confess I briefly thought about doing it myself and then coming in with the false persona and all and hitting on all the fine wimmens we all got up in here, and seeing what happened, and all that, but that would take more energy than I currently have to maintain the facade, plus it's just silly, so, fuck it.)
I was telling Mr K about the get-together, since it will be on while we are in NY. I told him he can come if he wants (in case he wants to make sure I behave myself
), but that he'd probably be bored. He said, "No thanks, I really don't want to be in a situation where I find myself shaking hands with a guy while he's being introduced to me as '...and this is Penisaurus'."And I said, "There's no one called Penisaurus!" But then the more I thought about it, I thought, well, there should be.
(I confess I briefly thought about doing it myself and then coming in with the false persona and all and hitting on all the fine wimmens we all got up in here, and seeing what happened, and all that, but that would take more energy than I currently have to maintain the facade, plus it's just silly, so, fuck it.)
