No Mountain Dew tonight!

[KillerMuffin]

It's Pepsi Twist. You know that lemon flavored Pepsi? Well, I like it. A lot. And well, it likes me too.

Anyone feel like taking a spin with me on my mechanical bull of lust? I've got a strap on superglued to that sucker. Could be fun.

 

[KillerMuffin]

By the way, I created this thread just so I can laugh maniacally.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA snort MUAHAHAHAHAAHA!

Who loves ya baby!

You know, Pepsi and muscle relaxants are a really fun combination. Oh don't be that way, Doc, I only took a half a one. Now cum down here and diagnose me.

 

[cymbidia]

Watching Muff slide into druggie hell = my antidrug

Thought you said a while back that you only took a quarter of a pain pill when you took any at all?

Are you upping your habit, Muff?

Gonna be selling the tupperware to pay for street-grade stuff next.

Man. It's always sad to see a good girl go bad.

 

[KillerMuffin]

It's a quarter of a sleeping pill when I take any. I've got 59 1/4 now. It's half a muscle relaxant when the Stud gives me an hour long massage and my back still hurts. Now I know why I only bathe dogs once every great while. I had to wrassle the dogs who both think they're strong as grizzly bears and smell great as it is and therefore don't need to be wet. Then I had to clean the bathroom. Which included the standing water on the floor.

Next time, I'm tying them into the bed of the truck and running them through a carwash.

Can I lick you?

 

[christophe]

love diet pepsi twist but the new cole with lemon is just awful tastes like the mixed half coke half lemon juice...yeesh

ps. would not recommend surge or jolt colas or mountain dew code red either

 

[pabloback]

do they still do the caffiene free diet cherry pepsi lite maxtwist?>?

 

[Bob Peale]

It's Pepsi Twist. You know that lemon flavored Pepsi? Well, I like it. A lot. And well, it likes me too.

Anyone feel like taking a spin with me on my mechanical bull of lust? I've got a strap on superglued to that sucker. Could be fun.

Pepsi Twist is back? Woohoo! Shades of my youth - I LOVED that stuff.

 

[weathered2]

Muffin, you can lick ME (?). Sweet dreams, Baby.

 

[nasty]

A day without Dew, is like a day without my penis. OK. TOO drastic. But, you get the idea.

 

[KillerMuffin]

*insert maniacal laughter*

MUUAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA snort MUAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAA!!!!!

Whew. I feel better now.