No More Sleepy-heads

[dr_mabeuse]

Please: for your next story, when they wake up in bed together on the morning after the night before, please: don't let anyone say "Wake up, sleepy-head!"

For some reason I've been running into "Wake up, sleepy-head" in every other story I've been reading lately, and I can't take it anymore. It's getting to be like calling your girl your "special lady" was. Please. Have mercy.

Sleepy-heads.

---dr.M.

 

[pop_54]

Hmmmmmm

OK mate I'll try, how does "get the fuck out of here my husband's due home in five" sound.

I know what you mean Dr M wild unrestrained extramarital sex in most cases, then "wake up sleepy head", of course he's sleepy head, he's fucked.




pops............

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Doc,

Do you think, "Get the fuck up, you cold-footed blanket hog," has a more realistic ring?

RF

 

[KillerMuffin]

I haven't read that recently. I've been seeing a lot of men refer to their lay of the story as "little one" and that cheezes me off. Last guy who called me his "little one" required emergency dentistry.

 

[wildsweetone]

or, how about....

"Huh, who the hell are you?"



Blow me down if there isn't a story in that.




Dr M. Give up reading for a month and write your heart out.

 

[destinie21]

I'm 6'1" or 2" and no ones little one. In anycase why does a pet name have to be used anyway? gag retch and gag some more

 

[shereads]

They wake up together?

 

[Op_Cit]

feeble late night oxygen starved brain

Oh Shit! Now what do I do for my story about the witch that collects the disembodied, narcoleptic heads of her former lovers and stores them in her bedroom?

Is plural OK?

OC

BTW: Don't try askin', the bitch don't give head.

 

[Lipstick]

Op-Cit! LOL!

Maybe we can just turn the sleepy heads into toads?

 

[The_Fool]

I always liked:


"Oh shit, how do I get out of here without waking him/her up? What a fucking dog!"

 

[A7inchPhildo]

I don't care as long as the writer makes sure the toilet paper is going the proper direction I am content. She can sleep while I clean the mess.


Sorry!

 

[Uther_Pendragon]

Okay, just for you. How about?
He: "Are you real?"
She: "I think so." (From "Wrapped Attention," newly on Lit.)
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Maybe it's projection. But my characters tend to wake up
slowly. (Bob on Jeanette: "She says she's not exactly
a morning person. The Sahara isn't exactly a swamp.")

 

[Linbido]

Re: or, how about....

"Huh, who the hell are you?"

Blow me down if there isn't a story in that.

Yup. I'm currently writing it. Out soon...

 

[oggbashan]

Thanks Dr.M

I hadn't used "Wake up, sleepy-head" yet so I might borrow it.

Og

 

[Guest]

How about:

"Oi, where's my cup of tea, you lazy bastard?"

Lou

 

[damppanties]

How about:

"Oi, where's my cup of tea, you lazy bastard?"

Lou

And then you push him out of bed. He falls down in a crumpled heap, sorts himself out and rushes to the kitchen while you settle into the blankets for a few minutes more.

 

[DirtyJJ]

Please: for your next story, when they wake up in bed together on the morning after the night before, please: don't let anyone say "Wake up, sleepy-head!"

For some reason I've been running into "Wake up, sleepy-head" in every other story I've been reading lately, and I can't take it anymore. It's getting to be like calling your girl your "special lady" was. Please. Have mercy.

Sleepy-heads.

---dr.M.

I find this kind of amusing... and even more so because you have come across it so much. I don't think I have any plans to write this into a story... it's sort of goofy!


Thanks for a little chuckle this morning after waking up from recently being a sleepy-head...
JJ

 

[whispering_surrender]

And then you push him out of bed. He falls down in a crumpled heap, sorts himself out and rushes to the kitchen while you settle into the blankets for a few minutes more.

And WHERE does one find a man such as this???

Whisper

 

[DirtyJJ]

Re: Re: No More Sleepy-heads

I find this kind of amusing... and even more so because you have come across it so much. I don't think I have any plans to write this into a story... it's sort of goofy!


Thanks for a little chuckle this morning after waking up from recently being a sleepy-head...
JJ

A clarification to what I said above:
Saying "wake up sleepy head" in an erotic story seems rather funny to me, but I am reading a non-erotic story where the parents use it to wake up the kids, which seems to be appropriate in that case.
OK... back to the story!

JJ

 

[Guest]

And then you push him out of bed. He falls down in a crumpled heap, sorts himself out and rushes to the kitchen while you settle into the blankets for a few minutes more.

That is so true.

And WHERE does one find a man such as this???

At my house, but hands off, he's mine! Muahahahaha.

Lou

P.S. He woke me up singing this morning.

 

[damppanties]

And WHERE does one find a man such as this???

Whisper

You mean we were talking about men!!!!?


Oh.

Well, you won't find 'em. You need to capture and train them. Then you don't call them men anymore after they are trained. You can call them pets.

Originally posted by Tatelou
He woke me up singing this morning.

Well, envy.

 

[Guest]

You mean we were talking about men!!!!?


Oh.

Well, you won't find 'em. You need to capture and train them. Then you don't call them men anymore after they are trained. You can call them pets.



Well, envy.

LOL! My pet is very well house trained. The last time he peed in the wrong place was Christmas 1996.

'Envy' is not really the correct word. You haven't heard him sing! And, he was prompted by our girls. (They were singing 'Happy Birthday')

We're having to stay at home all day, because Chloe (my eldest) has got the 'flu. But I'm in jovial spirits; the bottle of Bailey's is helping.

Lou

 

[damppanties]

LOL! My pet is very well house trained. The last time he peed in the wrong place was Christmas 1996.

Err.... I'm a lil bit curious. Details?

'Envy' is not really the correct word. You haven't heard him sing! And, he was prompted by our girls. (They were singing 'Happy Birthday')

Oooohh!! B'day day?

Happy Bday!!!

*HUGS*

 

[Icingsugar]

And WHERE does one find a man such as this???

Ebay.

 

[Icingsugar]

Oh, and a humble little birthday to Lou. Have a lovely one.