No Leaving Lit.

[MindFire]

There will be no more leaving.. I am trying to stem the current
craze, of leaving the boards and chat.. In the last 24 hours
two women have left.. Golden Eyes and Rosy..

There will now be a FORM you will have to fill out.

It contains 50 Pages. I will require a 5000 word essay on the
reason for leaving.
and will have to be signed by 29 Lapps.

The Square foot measurement of your back yard.
will have to match Your oldest childs height.. No children no go
a panel of 5 will read the form and decide If you can go..

Meantime make your self at home here.
Know your loved.. and have a Good time..

 

[MechanicalBeast]

IN the end, its impossible to leave lit. The same thing that bought you here will be the same thing that brings you back.

 

[MindFire]

So mechanical you think these folks will be back
i do hope your right.

i thought I could scare them into staying..
heck I cant get them to read the scare...

but i do appreciate your stopping.. other wise this
thread would be back on Page 4 in the dusty files

 

[MindFire]

http://www.youcansave.com/images/chia/chiaguy.jpg


free free free take one... Im trying despirately not to sink to the
nether regions of Lit Boards

so I heard that giving away free stuff is a good thing

 

[MindFire]

whoops bump

 

[CharlotteNCguy]

BUMP so Lucinda's thread doesn't die

http://freepages.history.rootsweb.com/~imagestones/NY/Marshfield/MBG/Lucinda%20Johnson.jpg

 

[MindFire]

Oh thanks, im so grateful,
see how good I am at groveling

 

[Missingmeds]

Bump for you Miss MindFire.

 

[AME]

There will be no more leaving.. I am trying to stem the current
craze, of leaving the boards and chat.. In the last 24 hours
two women have left.. Golden Eyes and Rosy..

There will now be a FORM you will have to fill out.

It contains 50 Pages. I will require a 5000 word essay on the
reason for leaving.
and will have to be signed by 29 Lapps.

The Square foot measurement of your back yard.
will have to match Your oldest childs height.. No children no go
a panel of 5 will read the form and decide If you can go..

Meantime make your self at home here.
Know your loved.. and have a Good time..

What a brilliant idea Mind!!!!

 

[appleapps]

I dont plan on leaving lit, not after seeing the forms i would have to fill out,,,,,,, that doesnt mean i will post every day though, sometimes i just look but dont post,,,,, i hope that is ok, lol

 

[MechanicalBeast]

i just dont think anyone ever leaves lit for good. i go on hiatus, but i never leave. if youre not on the boards youre trolling around the story index. i mean who can stay away from that?

 

[MindFire]

I dont plan on leaving lit, not after seeing the forms i would have to fill out,,,,,,, that doesnt mean i will post every day though, sometimes i just look but dont post,,,,, i hope that is ok, lol

oh thats ok, I dont mind the lapses, thats cool, sometimes
they refresh you. and upon your return your sharper and have
more things to share.. Yea Im really Proud of the Forms
hugs

 

[CharlotteNCguy]

I gots my essay done but I am having trouble finding enough Lapps

 

[MindFire]

Lapps are elusive.. Except in Lapland.. Where they are
profuse. sweet natured people, who love their raindeer..
and speak with few outsiders.. they seldom leave thier
country..

 

[MindFire]

I read your essay.. it has jelly all over it.. its all erasures,
and wrinkled there are missppellledd words..
Neatness counts.. so i would say you would fail EXIT
not to mention the subject of your essay..
Pussies I Have Known..

 

[sueanninct]

There will be no more leaving.. I am trying to stem the current
craze, of leaving the boards and chat.. In the last 24 hours
two women have left.. Golden Eyes and Rosy..

There will now be a FORM you will have to fill out.

It contains 50 Pages. I will require a 5000 word essay on the
reason for leaving.
and will have to be signed by 29 Lapps.

The Square foot measurement of your back yard.
will have to match Your oldest childs height.. No children no go
a panel of 5 will read the form and decide If you can go..

Meantime make your self at home here.
Know your loved.. and have a Good time..

I'm not leaving Lit. I'm having too much fun!

 

[sueanninct]

I read your essay.. it has jelly all over it.. its all erasures,
and wrinkled there are missppellledd words..
Neatness counts.. so i would say you would fail EXIT
not to mention the subject of your essay..
Pussies I Have Known..

I was going to make a bad joke about that last sentence, but I'll behave........for now.

 

[CharlotteNCguy]

I read your essay.. it has jelly all over it.. its all erasures,
and wrinkled there are missppellledd words..
Neatness counts.. so i would say you would fail EXIT
not to mention the subject of your essay..
Pussies I Have Known..

ROFLMAO @ Lucinda !!!

 

[MindFire]

sue what wrong with the last line...


Not pussies I have known. I dont know any pussies
except the pussy pussies. so what kind of a Joke could
you possible make about pussies

 

[*~sekzee1~*]

IN the end, its impossible to leave lit. The same thing that bought you here will be the same thing that brings you back.

I couldnt have said it better myself. I left here over 15 months ago & found myself back here just over 5 weeks ago........someone special made me come back this time........Missed that person greatly whilst away









editted for my dumb assed typos

 

[GoddessOfSouls]

shameless BUMP

Hey Mindy you forgot to mention the IRS envolvement in this trying to leave thing LOL LOL

just a BUMP here

 

[MindFire]

Goddess according to the IRS.. You have to have your
SIN tax paid... Oman made a wonderful contribution in
having suggested that they make up the forms..
Your quite right Goddess I should mention their
envolvment in this..

 

[EarthquakeMan]

i thought I could scare them into staying..

http://www.eingang.org/MichaTales/MichaTales2/scared.gif

Damn, Mindy! I was on the outskirts of Lit City, making a run for the border, almost made a clean getaway. Then ya go and scare me like that.

Guess I can't leave.

 

[GoddessOfSouls]

Goddess according to the IRS.. You have to have your
SIN tax paid... Oman made a wonderful contribution in
having suggested that they make up the forms..
Your quite right Goddess I should mention their
envolvment in this..

Oh yes and LOOKs its working all ready you scared Michael into staying look at him run for The safety of LIT!!

 

[appleapps]

http://www.eingang.org/MichaTales/MichaTales2/scared.gif

Damn, Mindy! I was on the outskirts of Lit City, making a run for the border, almost made a clean getaway. Then ya go and scare me like that.

Guess I can't leave.

oh good, since you arent leaving lit, can you let me know when you find the island to spend winter on,,,,, will you be renting spaces there? if not, maybe there is another island close by?