No anal sex at Starbucks!

[NoJo]

crazy:

the lyrics that are causing such a fuss:

"two hundred dollars straight in
two fifty up the ass, she said as she smiled"

of course, as is the norm for these flaps, that isn't what the song is really about, naturally.

ed

The anus is worth 1.25 times as much as the vagina.

 

[catfish]

And you know that how?

I was really into $10 hooker runoff in my younger days.

 

[crazybbwgirl]

i think my wife picked it up in target, so i don't see why not. or you could go through amazon. i also heard that border's has it for a discount (50%) if you have a membership there.

ed

No - I meant will Wal Mart carry it? Or will they ban it too? You know - they're our moral pulse around here.......

 

[silverwhisper]

dunno, to be honest: i try to avoid supporting wal-mart.

ed

 

[bill-pix-trade]

I was really into $10 hooker runoff in my younger days.

"Memories like the corners of my mind"

 

[BBWetKitty]

I think it was Letterman or Leno last night that said:

"Starbucks isn't going to sell a CD with sodomy on it in the stores because they don't want customers to think about getting screwed when paying $9 for a cup of coffee."

>rimshot<

 

[hogjack]

I'll take a double-penetration latte, please.

Thanks.

 

[-- Zoey--]

No anal sex at Starbucks!


Guess I will just have to settle for a coffee*sigh*

 

[Ham Murabi]

I've driven by thousands of Starbucks and never gone in.
However, if Starbucks doesn't want to play Bruce Springsteen, or a particular Springsteen song, that's their choice. That doesn't make Starbucks bad - it's just a business decision.
I'm more inclined to believe people who haven't heard the song wouldn't know what it is about. On the other hand, there's nothing to stop someone sitting in a Starbucks who knows the song saying, "hey, this is about butt-fucking a hooker."
I say if you don't like Starbucks' choice and it really bugs you, don't go there anymore.

 

[Harbinger]

Who the fuck buys their music at Starbucks? That's even worse than buying your coffee there.

 

[TexasFunGuy]

Who the fuck buys their music at Starbucks? That's even worse than buying your coffee there.

Exactly. Who buys music at Starbucks? I can only imagine how they sell for.

 

[BlueEyesInLevis]

What the fuck makes you think we WANT to hear songs about fudge packing anyway?

 

[FinePhilly]

What the fuck makes you think we WANT to hear songs about fudge packing anyway?

I sense a little hostility here today, sweetie.

Is there something I can do for you?

 

[spacekowboy]

I sense a little hostility here today, sweetie.

Is there something I can do for you?

ahem! there's something you can do for me .. i'm still tied up in that other thread!

 

[FinePhilly]

ahem! there's something you can do for me .. i'm still tied up in that other thread!

Oh damn......

*runs to find the forgotten thread*

 

[Kissin'Bandit]

....

http://www.savezoneinc.net/pokerrun/images/KissingLips.gif

 

[FinePhilly]

http://www.savezoneinc.net/pokerrun/images/KissingLips.gif

Why can't all alts be like this one?

 

[Winemaster]

Bruce is the man

Hey, maybe he realized that Starbucks would ban him! In the long run it would save all of us a fortune on coffee that really isn't worth the money! He's a hero!

 

[Avery_Chisholm]

that and five dollars for a cup of coffee and they have the nerve to put out a tip cup!

LOL exactly starbucks SUCKS ASS anyway

 

[crazybbwgirl]

I'll take a double-penetration latte, please.

Thanks.

I'll have what he's having!

 

[Winemaster]

It's all starbucks is good for...

I think the only thing starbucks does well is naming it's coffee....

 

[SgtSpiderMan]

apparently, ppl like the dark side 'cause the damn things pop up like rabbit spawn. I figure any day now I'll see a Starbucks across the street from a Starbucks.

You've never been to NYC.

 

[Xelebes]

apparently, ppl like the dark side 'cause the damn things pop up like rabbit spawn. I figure any day now I'll see a Starbucks across the street from a Starbucks.

McDonalds is like that. There are five restaurants all on my street - all within a 30 block distance. And this road isn't that busy, seriously.

 

[SgtSpiderMan]

McDonalds is like that. There are five restaurants all on my street - all within a 30 block distance. And this road isn't that busy, seriously.

Orlando is to McDonalds what NYC is to Starbucks. You can stand in the parking lot of one McD's and see the other. Gotta love Sand Lake Rd.

 

[spacekowboy]

Ya know what else I heard?? That there's no sex in the champagne room either!