Nipples Mcgee is as bald as a fucking cueball

[Bert Notorius]

I have it on good authority.

 

[KRCummings]

So is Michael Jordan. What's your point?

 

[thør]

The Lord made a few perfect heads, the rest, He covered with hair.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

What happened wuz God used up his supply of hair filling Nips nose and ears and the palms of his hands. There was not one follicle left for Nips head or ass or chest.

 

[Freija]

I have it on good authority.

He's not bald, he's just taller than his hair.

 

[Bert Notorius]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/08_01/BritSpearsMTX_468x464.jpg

 

[JohnnySavage]

I'm not bald, that's a solar panel for my love machine.

 

[Honey123]

some bald men are very sexy

 

[Saint Peter]

Look!

Old dudes!

 

[BossMan62]

Nips is gonna go ape shit when he sees this.

 

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[JohnnySavage]

Freak.

I'm not bald, I just like to participate.

 

[Angellica1612]

I'm not bald, that's a solar panel for my love machine.

Lol! Sorry, JAJ, it really did make me laugh

 

[redheadedtxn]

Surely Nipples isn't sexy enough to be bald.

 

[Bert Notorius]

some bald men are very sexy

Not Mcgee. Trust me. Just bald.

 

[Honey123]

Not Mcgee. Trust me. Just bald.

EveryWHERE?????

 

[Morcheeba]

But Nipples is funny and baldness in men isn't really a big deal these days thanks to Bruce Willis, Jason Statham, etcetera.

ETA... even Ryan Gosseling is mostly bald

 

[CHNOPS]

But Nipples is funny and baldness in men isn't really a big deal these days thanks to Bruce Willis, Jason Statham, etcetera.

ETA... even Ryan Gosseling is mostly bald

You may have noticed that Bert is not a terribly happy man.

Ironic, given the term for the other thing that he is.

 

[Disgustipated]

You may have noticed that Bert is not a terribly happy man.

Ironic, given the term for the other thing that he is.

I'd rather be Nipples' nipples than Bert.

 

[semen4her]

I have it on good authority.

I am?

 

[semen4her]

Nips is gonna go ape shit when he sees this.

Over bert?

Never.

Bert has been jealous of me for years.

 

[Destinys_Bitch]

But Nipples is funny and baldness in men isn't really a big deal these days thanks to Bruce Willis, Jason Statham, etcetera.

ETA... even Ryan Gosseling is mostly bald

Given a choice between bald and haired, 97% of men choose haired.

 

[QueenLevitra]

Given a choice between bald and haired, 97% of men choose haired.

You like your women hairy.

We get it Dude.

 

[glynndah]

Do cue balls do that sort of thing? I always thought of them as being fairly asexual.

 

[semen4her]

Bert often mistakes cue balls for marshmallows and puts them in his cocoa.