Nine Things I Hate

[Isolde]

I have been sick and MysteryJKR sent me something to cheer me up. It made me laugh so hard I couldnt help but feel better. Thanks, babe. And here it is to share with you.


Subject: 9 Things I hate. By Adam Sandler.

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where
my watch is buddy, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I
ask where the bathroom is?

2. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he has no dick.

3. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room
for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the
channel manually.

4. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too."
Fuck off. What good is a goddamn cake you can't eat?

5. When people say "It's always in the last place you look." Of course it
is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
this? Who and where are they?

6. When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No ASSHOLE,

I paid $7.50 to come to the theater and stare at the fuckin' ceiling.

7. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".....Didn't really give me a
choice, did ya there buddy?

8. When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then
there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then it
must not be the first one!

9. When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were
going? You should know asshole you fucking pulled me over!

 

[MysteryJKR]

hehe. thanks babe. *snuggles up tight*

What I wanna know though. is why isnt there a number 10? lol. *shrugs* the world may never know.

 

[Mustang Sally]

6. When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No ASSHOLE, I paid $7.50 to come to the theater and stare at the fuckin' ceiling.

$7.50? Ahh, the good old days. lol I think I paid $12 last time I went. For that price one eye is always glued to the screen no matter what else is umm, going on.

 

[scylis]

Nine things i, scylis, hate...

1. people who think they know my fucking job better than i do..
2. me
3. me
4. me
5. me
6. me
7. me
8. me
9. me

 

[MysteryJKR]

Re: Re: Nine Things I Hate

$7.50? Ahh, the good old days. lol I think I paid $12 last time I went. For that price one eye is always glued to the screen no matter what else is umm, going on.

i only pay 4.50 and in a very good quality theater, AND im i live in So Cal so youd think it would be more expensive. hehe.

 

[nasty]

I have been sick and MysteryJKR sent me something to cheer me up. It made me laugh so hard I couldnt help but feel better. Thanks, babe. And here it is to share with you.


Subject: 9 Things I hate. By Adam Sandler.

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where
my watch is buddy, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I
ask where the bathroom is?

2. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he has no dick.

3. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room
for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the
channel manually.

4. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too."
Fuck off. What good is a goddamn cake you can't eat?

5. When people say "It's always in the last place you look." Of course it
is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
this? Who and where are they?

6. When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No ASSHOLE,

I paid $7.50 to come to the theater and stare at the fuckin' ceiling.

7. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".....Didn't really give me a
choice, did ya there buddy?

8. When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then
there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then it
must not be the first one!

9. When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were
going? You should know asshole you fucking pulled me over!

How about when someone asks you, "What happened? Who's that? Why did they do that?" To this, I think, "Aren't you watching the same movie? Don't you have 2 eyes? Are you just plain STUPID? You should know the answer to those questions. Why should I tell you? WATCH THE DAMN MOVIE AND QUITE BUGGING ME WITH THESE ASSININE QUESTIONS!!!!!!! BTW-I resemble searching for the remote. Just too damn lazy to turn the channel manually.