KillerMuffin
Seraphically Disinclined
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Dramatis Personae
Dixon Carter Lee: Batman
Glamorilla: Robin
Hanns_Schmidt: Larry Dallas
Sunstruck: Bimbo
Draaah: Jamie Lee Curtis
Problem Child: Jerry Mathers
Cheyenne: Jerry's Groupie
TN_Vixie: Gratuitous nudity
The Heretic: Rush Limbaugh
Sillyman: Mr. Roper
Indigo Rose: Helen Roper
Naudiz: Conan the Barbarian
sexy-girl: asian wise man living in Cymeria
Setting
A cabin on the lake in late October. It was in disrepair and while it had a telephone, the phone wasn't connected to anything of use. The cabin once belonged to a nun who gave birth to an evil 70s lounge swinger after being raped repeatedly by pygmies and it was rumored that the lounge swinger was a minion of evil and ate the blood of females. A group of young, sexy, hip people that marketing found to be the perfect combination to attract the paying 17 year old male market are going to stay the night there, alone, cut off from civilization, where evil lurks...
Act I, Scene 1
Jerry Mathers: This place is a dump.
Jamie Lee Curtis: It's not that bad, Jer', and you only have to pretend that you're gay here. That other guy wanted to make out with you.
Bimbo: Yeah, though I don't know why he wanted to make up on you, that's for girls. *snort snort*
Jerry Mathers: glaring at Bimbo That's not funny, Bimmy. Jamie here tried to shove me into him. I have a no-cock zone.
Mr. Roper enters.
Mr. Roper: eyeing Jerry suspiciously This placed belong to my uncle before he went on a disco ball murdering rampage.
Helen Roper enters.
Helen Roper: slapping at Mr. Roper Stop it, Uncle Larry was just a little eccentric. sidles up to Jerry Mathers Hi, Jerry. It's hard to believe that man like you could be....
Jerry Mathers: tries to back up I don't like to talk about Mrs. Roper. It's kind of personal.
Helen Roper: Squeezes Jerry Mather's butt Maybe you haven't met the right woman.
Jamie Lee Curtis: Jerry, why don't you get the bags.
Jerry Mathers: looks uncomfortable I can't.
Bimbo: Yeah, his groupie is out there waiting for her Beee-ver.
Jamie Lee Curtis: disgusted C'mon, she's just sexually satisfied.
Batman bursts through the door, followed by Robin, ready for action.
Robin: Holy Three's Company Batman! We're in a re-run!
Batman: Calm down, Robin. This is where we'll find our new arch nemesis. Perhaps he's down at the Eager Beaver.
Jerry Mathers: irritated I'm grown up! I'm not the fucking beaver anymore!
Helen Roper: I like a man with passion.
Mr. Roper: frowning at Helen Roper I don't like that kind of language here. I run a prime-time friendly apartment building.
Bimbo: I suddenly feel like taking off my shirt.
Jerry Mathers and Jamie Lee Curtis exchange glances.
Batman: looking intelligently toward the camera This only means one thing.
Robin: looking at Batman's butt Orgy?
Batman: No Robin, this means the man we're looking for is nearby. It's like Buffy the Vampire Slayer's cramps. We can tell how close the killer is by how many clothes the Bimbo is wearing.
Jerry Mathers and Jamie Lee Curtis: in unison KILLER?
Dixon Carter Lee: Batman
Glamorilla: Robin
Hanns_Schmidt: Larry Dallas
Sunstruck: Bimbo
Draaah: Jamie Lee Curtis
Problem Child: Jerry Mathers
Cheyenne: Jerry's Groupie
TN_Vixie: Gratuitous nudity
The Heretic: Rush Limbaugh
Sillyman: Mr. Roper
Indigo Rose: Helen Roper
Naudiz: Conan the Barbarian
sexy-girl: asian wise man living in Cymeria
Setting
A cabin on the lake in late October. It was in disrepair and while it had a telephone, the phone wasn't connected to anything of use. The cabin once belonged to a nun who gave birth to an evil 70s lounge swinger after being raped repeatedly by pygmies and it was rumored that the lounge swinger was a minion of evil and ate the blood of females. A group of young, sexy, hip people that marketing found to be the perfect combination to attract the paying 17 year old male market are going to stay the night there, alone, cut off from civilization, where evil lurks...
Act I, Scene 1
Jerry Mathers: This place is a dump.
Jamie Lee Curtis: It's not that bad, Jer', and you only have to pretend that you're gay here. That other guy wanted to make out with you.
Bimbo: Yeah, though I don't know why he wanted to make up on you, that's for girls. *snort snort*
Jerry Mathers: glaring at Bimbo That's not funny, Bimmy. Jamie here tried to shove me into him. I have a no-cock zone.
Mr. Roper enters.
Mr. Roper: eyeing Jerry suspiciously This placed belong to my uncle before he went on a disco ball murdering rampage.
Helen Roper enters.
Helen Roper: slapping at Mr. Roper Stop it, Uncle Larry was just a little eccentric. sidles up to Jerry Mathers Hi, Jerry. It's hard to believe that man like you could be....
Jerry Mathers: tries to back up I don't like to talk about Mrs. Roper. It's kind of personal.
Helen Roper: Squeezes Jerry Mather's butt Maybe you haven't met the right woman.
Jamie Lee Curtis: Jerry, why don't you get the bags.
Jerry Mathers: looks uncomfortable I can't.
Bimbo: Yeah, his groupie is out there waiting for her Beee-ver.
Jamie Lee Curtis: disgusted C'mon, she's just sexually satisfied.
Batman bursts through the door, followed by Robin, ready for action.
Robin: Holy Three's Company Batman! We're in a re-run!
Batman: Calm down, Robin. This is where we'll find our new arch nemesis. Perhaps he's down at the Eager Beaver.
Jerry Mathers: irritated I'm grown up! I'm not the fucking beaver anymore!
Helen Roper: I like a man with passion.
Mr. Roper: frowning at Helen Roper I don't like that kind of language here. I run a prime-time friendly apartment building.
Bimbo: I suddenly feel like taking off my shirt.
Jerry Mathers and Jamie Lee Curtis exchange glances.
Batman: looking intelligently toward the camera This only means one thing.
Robin: looking at Batman's butt Orgy?
Batman: No Robin, this means the man we're looking for is nearby. It's like Buffy the Vampire Slayer's cramps. We can tell how close the killer is by how many clothes the Bimbo is wearing.
Jerry Mathers and Jamie Lee Curtis: in unison KILLER?
