Nick and Lisa Marie

[Gaucho]

Nope. Can't do it.

Some things are just too easy.

 

[Rubyfruit]

That relationship has bummed me out from the beginning. I cheered when they broke up, sighed in defeat when they married.

It would be like if an actress I really respected started dating Michael Jackson.

Is this the direction you were headed, Gaucho, or am I missing something?

 

[Guest]

Is this about Elvis' daughter? Is Nick Cage? I'm guessing.

 

[Gaucho]

Yes and yes.

Let me put it this way:

If you're a guy, would you want to go anywhere Michael Jackson has gone?

I get chills just thinking about it.

 

[Guest]

I'm pretty sure Mike hasn't touched Lisa Marie once. She's just not his type, is she. I'm more worried about That Chimp. You just don't know about those famous people.

 

[Thin Man]

The gloved one?

I concur, little tuttie fruttie probably never did the deed.
I wouldn`t kick her out of bed anyway. She just gets better looking every year.

 

[just a thing]

There's not a snowball's chance in hell that Michael Jackson ever touched her.

And Thin Man is right: she's gorgeous.

Before going to bed tonight, I think I'll ruin some Kleenex thinking about her.

 

[concrete]

SHE NEEDS CONCRETE....or a good hospital

 

[JadeEyes]

That relationship has bummed me out from the beginning. I cheered when they broke up, sighed in defeat when they married.

I feel the same way. The marriage totally confused me when I hear the news..... I wish I knew exactly why.
I love Nick Cage!

 

[Tx girl]

Can i ask this? Really who gives a shit? They have way to much money and tooooo much time on their hands.. its sicking

 

[Soblue]

I really like Nick Cage, love all his movies, but I think he carried his Elvis fascination a little too far. And she just strikes me as slightly *touched* in the head.

 

[Mia62]

I might allow Nick to recouperate at my pad whilst he recovers from his broken heart. I am sure that I could distract him with a game of cribbage or backgammon.

 

[LordMagicMan]

I think soblue hit it right on the nose... Freaky stuff... What was he thinking?

 

[teddybear4play]

Yeah, I was so sure they were going to work.

At least until January. That's the month I picked in my office pool.

If they could have held out another couple months, I would have made $400.

*yawn*

TB4p

 

[calypso_21]

I'm just happy Nick is available for me again!

 

[Native Alien]

i had trouble even picturing this one from the start....

how could he do that and even think of going where Michael might have been?

even if she is the wrong sex for Mr. Jackson.

sorry teddybear that you didn't win that office pool....

 

[Rubyfruit]

I'm just happy Nick is available for me again!

See now, I knew I was missing something. They broke up? I am so out of touch with current events. It's pathetic really.

 

[calypso_21]

See now, I knew I was missing something. They broke up? I am so out of touch with current events. It's pathetic really.

LoL...not just broke up...he filed for divorce!

 

[LukkyKnight]

Can i ask this? Really who gives a shit? They have way to much money and tooooo much time on their hands.. its sicking

That's so harsh. I care. I am so there for her.

 

[Rubyfruit]

...he filed for divorce!

Yay!

I knew it was only a matter of time before he realized the mistake he'd made and that his true love was waiting in Reno, NV.

Sorry girls, but Nick is Mine.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Yay!

I knew it was only a matter of time before he realized the mistake he'd made and that his true love was waiting in Reno, NV.

Sorry girls, but Nick is Mine.

See? Ruby cares, too. We're just compassionate like that when people are in need.

 

[Ice Cold]

Maybe they rented "Honeymoon in Vegas" and when she saw him as Elvis.... well. Nuff said.

 

[lilminx]

You know what's really bad? I didn't even know they were married- lol.

 

[April]

I'm totally shocked to see a Gaucho thread.

But I'm very glad to see the Litmas poem is back.

 

[st4nton]

this thread gets a 5 because nicolas cage rules.