Next week, on the twentieth of May, I proclaim...

[Saucy_Sage]

For those of you who want to refer to the original: "Just you wait!" from My Fair Lady

Just you Wait, Daniellekitten!

Just you wait, Daniellekitten, just you wait!
You'll be sorry, but your tears'll be too late!
You'll be skunked, and I'll have prizes
(though still serving cokes and frieses).
Just you wait, Daniellekitten, just you wait!
Just you wait, Daniellekitten, till you're blocked.
And you call to fetch a giant ten-inch cock.
I don't have one (mind the spittle); mine's the other side of little.
Oh ho ho, Daniellekitten, just you wait!
Oooooh, Daniellekitten!
Just you wait until we're writing side by side!
Oooooh, Daniellekitten!
And you're looking for a synonym for “snide!”
“I don't think so, bitch!” I'll say; I just churn out crap each day.
Oh ho ho, Daniellekitten!
Oh ho ho, Daniellekitten! Just you wait!
One day I'll be famous! I'll have H's to burn!
If I ever learn to write so that stomachs won't churn.
One evening the queen will say:
“Oh, Freddie, old thing.
I want all the Hangout your praises to sing.
Next week on the twentieth of May
I proclaim BostonFictionWriter Day!
All the people will celebrate the glory of you
A Pulitzer you'll surely win, your work defines PU.”
“Thanks a lot, Queen, says I, all 'umble as I please,
but all's I want's that kitten on her knees!”
“Eh,” says the Queen with a stroke.
“Maybe if your poems weren't such a joke.”
Then they'll march you, Daniellekitten, to the stage;
And the queen will tell me, "Freddie, turn the page."
And I'll read what's been inscribed there:
The most In-flow-ential Writer?!
Oh ho ho, Daniellekitten,
Down you'll go, Daniellekitten!
Just you wait!​

I'm so ashamed. I couldn't help it. I plead temporary inanity. It's all his fault!

As the unofficial winner of both the Most Influential Writer and Most Influential Poet, I declare myself, me, Freddie, Bostonfictionwriter, as King Of Literotica.

 

[Boxlicker101]

For those of you who want to refer to the original: "Just you wait!" from My Fair Lady

Just you Wait, Daniellekitten!

Just you wait, Daniellekitten, just you wait!
You'll be sorry, but your tears'll be too late!
You'll be skunked, and I'll have prizes
(though still serving cokes and frieses).
Just you wait, Daniellekitten, just you wait!
Just you wait, Daniellekitten, till you're blocked.
And you call to fetch a giant ten-inch cock.
I don't have one (mind the spittle); mine's the other side of little.
Oh ho ho, Daniellekitten, just you wait!
Oooooh, Daniellekitten!
Just you wait until we're writing side by side!
Oooooh, Daniellekitten!
And you're looking for a synonym for “snide!”
“I don't think so, bitch!” I'll say; I just churn out crap each day.
Oh ho ho, Daniellekitten!
Oh ho ho, Daniellekitten! Just you wait!
One day I'll be famous! I'll have H's to burn!
If I ever learn to write so that stomachs won't churn.
One evening the queen will say:
“Oh, Freddie, old thing.
I want all the Hangout your praises to sing.
Next week on the twentieth of May
I proclaim BostonFictionWriter Day!
All the people will celebrate the glory of you
A Pulitzer you'll surely win, your work defines PU.”
“Thanks a lot, Queen, says I, all 'umble as I please,
but all's I want's that kitten on her knees!”
“Eh,” says the Queen with a stroke.
“Maybe if your poems weren't such a joke.”
Then they'll march you, Daniellekitten, to the stage;
And the queen will tell me, "Freddie, turn the page."
And I'll read what's been inscribed there:
The most In-flow-ential Writer?!
Oh ho ho, Daniellekitten,
Down you'll go, Daniellekitten!
Just you wait!​

I'm so ashamed. I couldn't help it. I plead temporary inanity. It's all his fault!

What on Earth is this about? I just checked the voting and, as of now, BFW is tied for second place with DK, while Soular is in first place. For the Most Influential Poet, he is tied with Wicked Eve. Since Freddie's alts and sycophants have already voted, he will not be getting many votes in either category, and will finish no better than third in the former and second in the latter.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Sweet!

What fun! Let me give it a try with Robert Palmer's song "Simply Irresistable!"


Simply Egotistical!

How can it be permissible
He’s compromised his principles, yeah yeah
His kind of crap is mythical
He’s anything but typical

He’s as crazy as a five legged horse, he’s a powerful farce
You can even like him when there is no other course
He used to be just silly to me, but now I find him

Simply egotistical
Simply egotistical


His bullshit is so sorrowful, huh
Its simply unavoidable
The trend is irreversible
The man is reprehensible

He’s scouries cat paw, and his ego leaves me in awe
He deserves no applause, but I surrender because
He used to be just silly to me, but now I find him

Simply egotistical
Simply egotistical


Simply egotistical - he’s so fucked, there’s no tellin where the humor went
Simply egotistical - he’s so fucked, that’s what everybody knows


He’s unavoidable, I’m backed against the wall
He gives me feelings like I never felt before
I’m barfing in my mouth, Hes breaking every law
He used to be just silly to me, but now I find him


Simply egotistical - he’s so fucked, there’s no tellin where the humor went
Simply egotistical - he’s so fucked, that’s what everybody knows


His methods are inscrutable
The proof is irrefutable, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Hes so completely commitable, huh
This fact is indisputable

He’s as crazy as a five legged horse, he’s a powerful farce
You can even like him when there is no other course
He used to be just silly to me, but now I find him

Simply egotistical!

 

[Saucy_Sage]

What on Earth is this about? I just checked the voting and, as of now, BFW is tied for second place with DK, while Soular is in first place. For the Most Influential Poet, he is tied with Wicked Eve. Since Freddie's alts and sycophants have already voted, he will not be getting many votes in either category, and will finish no better than third in the former and second in the latter.

I was listening to the song and realized that next week actually IS the twentieth of May. I thought it called for a celebration. He is the king, after all. Like Elvis. But different.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Thanks to the gift of ignore, he's a non-existent king, as far as I'm concerned.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

And it looks like he is the only one replying to his topics. Every time I look at who posted last, it is him.

 

[Belegon]

As Danielle's editor, who is paid by royalty, I can tell you that our dear DK is quite literally laughing all the way to the bank.

She has proven herself in an arena where alts don't help, with the people that actually pay to read her stories.

The best revenge is always success.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

As Danielle's editor, who is paid by royalty, I can tell you that our dear DK is quite literally laughing all the way to the bank.

She has proven herself in an arena where alts don't help, with the people that actually pay to read her stories.

The best revenge is always success.

As Robert Heinlein so pithily put it, "The most beautiful words written in English begin 'Pay to the order of . . .' You go, DK!

 

[impressive]

Sweet!

What fun! Let me give it a try with Robert Palmer's song "Simply Irresistable!"


Simply Egotistical!

How can it be permissible
He’s compromised his principles, yeah yeah
His kind of crap is mythical
He’s anything but typical

He’s as crazy as a five legged horse, he’s a powerful farce
You can even like him when there is no other course
He used to be just silly to me, but now I find him

Simply egotistical
Simply egotistical


His bullshit is so sorrowful, huh
Its simply unavoidable
The trend is irreversible
The man is reprehensible

He’s scouries cat paw, and his ego leaves me in awe
He deserves no applause, but I surrender because
He used to be just silly to me, but now I find him

Simply egotistical
Simply egotistical


Simply egotistical - he’s so fucked, there’s no tellin where the humor went
Simply egotistical - he’s so fucked, that’s what everybody knows


He’s unavoidable, I’m backed against the wall
He gives me feelings like I never felt before
I’m barfing in my mouth, Hes breaking every law
He used to be just silly to me, but now I find him


Simply egotistical - he’s so fucked, there’s no tellin where the humor went
Simply egotistical - he’s so fucked, that’s what everybody knows


His methods are inscrutable
The proof is irrefutable, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Hes so completely commitable, huh
This fact is indisputable

He’s as crazy as a five legged horse, he’s a powerful farce
You can even like him when there is no other course
He used to be just silly to me, but now I find him

Simply egotistical!

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