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[appleapps]

She couldn't wait to get into private though, so she stopped thee car and took the dildo out of the straps. She began to rub it over

then realized she has to wait, so stopped and continued to drive home. She didnt want anyone to see what she was doing.

Back to Nate now!

 

[Falkieri]

then realized she has to wait, so stopped and continued to drive home. She didnt want anyone to see what she was doing.

Back to Nate now!

Except for the truck driver she saw driving next to her. She pulled off into a rest area, and he followed, parking next to her car. She saw him slide over to the passenger side and...

 

[YeahBabyyy]

Except for the truck driver she saw driving next to her. She pulled off into a rest area, and he followed, parking next to her car. She saw him slide over to the passenger side and...

And the driver said " Hummm ... do I have a TOY for you "

 

[appleapps]

And the driver said " Hummm ... do I have a TOY for you "

She quickly started up her car, drove home, went into her house and locked the doors. She then went upstairs, used her toy and after she was totally exhausted, fell asleep across her bed.

 

[Falkieri]

She quickly started up her car, drove home, went into her house and locked the doors. She then went upstairs, used her toy and after she was totally exhausted, fell asleep across her bed.

But the toy was not asleep, it was possessed by the spirit of the sausage, and awoke to find itself all covered in Cathy's juices. It decided to....

 

[appleapps]

But the toy was not asleep, it was possessed by the spirit of the sausage, and awoke to find itself all covered in Cathy's juices. It decided to....

(ugh, where is Cate?? You are out of control here, I need reinforcements!)

leave the bedroom to see if it could find anyone else to exhaust.

 

[Falkieri]

(ugh, where is Cate?? You are out of control here, I need reinforcements!)

leave the bedroom to see if it could find anyone else to exhaust.

It heard a commotion next door, and say Nate and Mrs McInnerney fucking (Cathy had no sense of direction, she always drove 20 miles out of her way to get home), and so it crawled towards them. Intending to....

 

[redrider4u]

go next door, it started slithering across the grass..........then the snake saw it with amorous eyes............

 

[appleapps]

It heard a commotion next door, and say Nate and Mrs McInnerney fucking (Cathy had no sense of direction, she always drove 20 miles out of her way to get home), and so it crawled towards them. Intending to....

exhaust two more victims. It inched its way closer, until it was right next to them and then it,,,,

 

[Falkieri]

exhaust two more victims. It inched its way closer, until it was right next to them and then it,,,,

sprang! With great force it pushed itself into the nearest orifice. Nate screamed in agony, for the sausage spirit was having its revenge

 

[appleapps]

sprang! With great force it pushed itself into the nearest orifice. Nate screamed in agony, for the sausage spirit was having its revenge

Nate's scream was muffled, because the nearest orifice was his mouth!

 

[Cathleen]

A pause in the action...... first of all THANK YOU APPLE for trying to save my butt........
secondly ,,.,... FALK you die!!!!

and RED - you better not be mean to me too!!!!

I just don't wan to play with you people lol

I will jump in I know - just for a little revenge - payback Falk payback

 

[Cathleen]

Nate's scream was muffled, because the nearest orifice was his mouth!

The Spirit of the Sausage was exacting its revenge for the shameless treatment of Cathy.... It was about to......

 

[Falkieri]

Nate's scream was muffled, because the nearest orifice was his mouth!

Mrs McInnerney was angered at the sausage possessed dildo jumping into Nate's mouth. She grabbed it and ripped it out, screaming, "I'm not down with him yet, his mouth is mine!", and she threw it.....

 

[Falkieri]

The Spirit of the Sausage was exacting its revenge for the shameless treatment of Cathy.... It was about to......

go back and do Cathy again.

 

[Cathleen]

go back and do Cathy again.

just then it ran out of batteries !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Falkieri]

just then it ran out of batteries !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but it remembered it was a dildo and didn't need batteries, besides, its animated by a demonic sausage, and powered by the fires of all those cast off meat bits that don't get into any other kind of food.

 

[appleapps]

just then it ran out of batteries !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nate looked down and saw it laying beside the bed. He picked it up and tried to turn it on, when he saw the batteries were dead he replaced them and then,,,,

 

[Cathleen]

Nate looked down and saw it laying beside the bed. He picked it up and tried to turn it on, when he saw the batteries were dead he replaced them and then,,,,

it sprang to life again.... heading right for Nate's ........

 

[manofsteel52]

Nate looked down and saw it laying beside the bed. He picked it up and tried to turn it on, when he saw the batteries were dead he replaced them and then,,,,

He slid the on switch forward, the dildo began to vibrate. Suddenly the was the sound of an explosion as the dildo blasted off like a rocket, through the window, landing in the middle of the freeway across town, nothing left but a shattered, charred mass of platick and metal. In the dark, Nate had mistakenly grabbed one battery and one 12 guage shotgun shell...

 

[Cathleen]

He slid the on switch forward, the dildo began to vibrate. Suddenly the was the sound of an explosion as the dildo blasted off like a rocket, through the window, landing in the middle of the freeway across town, nothing left but a shattered, charred mass of platick and metal. In the dark, Nate had mistakenly grabbed one battery and one 12 guage shotgun shell...

lol too funny!!!!

So ends our tale of the Spirit of the Sausage!!!!

 

[appleapps]

He slid the on switch forward, the dildo began to vibrate. Suddenly the was the sound of an explosion as the dildo blasted off like a rocket, through the window, landing in the middle of the freeway across town, nothing left but a shattered, charred mass of platick and metal. In the dark, Nate had mistakenly grabbed one battery and one 12 guage shotgun shell...

LMAO

 

[Falkieri]

lol too funny!!!!

So ends our tale of the Spirit of the Sausage!!!!

Which means it must be time to return to Cathy...

 

[manofsteel52]

Cathleen & appleapps, hearing the explosion, followed the flame trail to the site where the deminc dildo landed in a twisted heap, just stood in the road, laughing their cute little asses off...

 

[Cathleen]

Cathleen & appleapps, hearing the explosion, followed the flame trail to the site where the deminc dildo landed in a twisted heap, just stood in the road, laughing their cute little asses off...

having the time of their lives knowing that the demonic dildo is dead forever!!!!