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Cathleen said:
understand Vixy - actually I'm going out for the evening in about that much time... we will have to continue our fun!!!

and wonder why the hell he had a slippery sausage on his head.... noticing sausage man and the still naked Cathy, his mind traveled to.....

Montana. 10 years ago he had a nearly fatal sausage accident there, whihc involved a naked woman and....
 
Falkieri said:
Montana. 10 years ago he had a nearly fatal sausage accident there, whihc involved a naked woman and....
oh no!!! I may never get to my sisters lol

100 pounds of sausage. His mind flashed back... The day started ordinary enough, went riding in the hills of Montana to clear his mind of the woman he met last week... she had gotten under his skin and not in a good way. His blood boiled when he thought of her, but he could not hide the hard one either. That woman......
 
Cathleen said:
oh no!!! I may never get to my sisters lol

100 pounds of sausage. His mind flashed back... The day started ordinary enough, went riding in the hills of Montana to clear his mind of the woman he met last week... she had gotten under his skin and not in a good way. His blood boiled when he thought of her, but he could not hide the hard one either. That woman......

.... she had a talent for making pittsburgh hot links, and sausage of the polish variety. His mouth watered just thinking about the drama that had ensued after meeting her.
 
Cathleen said:
oh no!!! I may never get to my sisters lol

100 pounds of sausage. His mind flashed back... The day started ordinary enough, went riding in the hills of Montana to clear his mind of the woman he met last week... she had gotten under his skin and not in a good way. His blood boiled when he thought of her, but he could not hide the hard one either. That woman......

could suck a sausage out of its casing. The problem was, she used the same technique to give a blowjob, which almost....
 
geesh two at the same time!!! lol I will do my best!
Her name was Pamela.... she could do things with sausage he'd never seen. But she couldn't give a bj to save her life... the night they had been together she attemped to please him in this most special way... only her skills were lacking and she just about ......
 
Cathleen said:
geesh two at the same time!!! lol I will do my best!
Her name was Pamela.... she could do things with sausage he'd never seen. But she couldn't give a bj to save her life... the night they had been together she attemped to please him in this most special way... only her skills were lacking and she just about ......

bit it off. But that wasn't the worst of it, For she had a closet full of sausages, and she tried to use them to....
 
Falkieri said:
bit it off. But that wasn't the worst of it, For she had a closet full of sausages, and she tried to use them to....

get him to yield to his innermost self. Little did she know he had been in prison and her gentle proddings brought back flashbacks of a violent and unpleasant time.
 
voluptuous_vixen said:
get him to yield to his innermost self. Little did she know he had been in prison and her gentle proddings brought back flashbacks of a violent and unpleasant time.

During which he had been anally invaded by more sausages than he cared to remember. Still, there was that cute little number from cellblock 8 that liked to....
 
I am sorry to have to leave..... can't wait to see what happens next.... I PM'd Juss to let him know we have enjoyed his thread....
have fun !!! I'm so looking forward to hearing more!!! LMAO

Cate
:rose:
 
Falkieri said:
During which he had been anally invaded by more sausages than he cared to remember. Still, there was that cute little number from cellblock 8 that liked to....


about fondly. But here in the now... Cathy and Mr. Sausage! That traitorous whore! She was giving him those come hither looks that he thought were only for himself. :mad:
 
voluptuous_vixen said:
about fondly. But here in the now... Cathy and Mr. Sausage! That traitorous whore! She was giving him those come hither looks that he thought were only for himself. :mad:

Mr Sausage got up and came closer to Cathy, and she moved to let him wrap his arms around her. However, it wasn;t her but the sausage he wanted, whihc he then proceeded to stuff into....
 
Falkieri said:
Mr Sausage got up and came closer to Cathy, and she moved to let him wrap his arms around her. However, it wasn;t her but the sausage he wanted, whihc he then proceeded to stuff into....

his pocket. Turning to leave, Cathy realised his intent and pounced him from behind feeling for the sausage in his pocket, she got way more than she bargained for! :eek:
 
voluptuous_vixen said:
his pocket. Turning to leave, Cathy realised his intent and pounced him from behind feeling for the sausage in his pocket, she got way more than she bargained for! :eek:

"That's no sausage!," she exclaimed, "that's you thick, hard....
 
voluptuous_vixen said:
zucchini! Damn! It took Screech long enough to bring it from the store! LMAO

Cathy began to caress the zucchini with this wanton look in her eye. She knew had to have it as she brought it to her mouth, her tongue gently flicking....
 
Falkieri said:
Cathy began to caress the zucchini with this wanton look in her eye. She knew had to have it as she brought it to her mouth, her tongue gently flicking....

seductively across the tip of it. She knew that Mr. Sausage would think she was a brazen hussy for this display, but she did not care!
 
voluptuous_vixen said:
seductively across the tip of it. She knew that Mr. Sausage would think she was a brazen hussy for this display, but she did not care!

The zucchini was amazed by the treatment this woman was giving him. He had hoped for nothing more than a quick end, but instead was becoming most aroused as she.....
 
Falkieri said:
The zucchini was amazed by the treatment this woman was giving him. He had hoped for nothing more than a quick end, but instead was becoming most aroused as she.....

poured hot melted butter on it.... yummm....
 
voluptuous_vixen said:
Growing ravenous after their odd little tryst this morning, Nate (not Mr. Sausage http://www.jp3d.net/yahoo/images/dont_steal_these_images2/18.gif) decided fighting with Cathy and this unnameable prick wasn't worth it... he planned to cook some breakfast!
morning Vixy!!! time for more fun!! :D

Little did Nate (good name!!) know what he would find in the kitchen....it was the Mistress of the home...for all these people were intruders....upon entering he was confronted with........
 
Cathleen said:
morning Vixy!!! time for more fun!! :D

Little did Nate (good name!!) know what he would find in the kitchen....it was the Mistress of the home...for all these people were intruders....upon entering he was confronted with........

an angry and shocked expression on the lovliest countenance he had ever come upon. If only she didn't have that 9 mm pointed at him, what he could do....
 
voluptuous_vixen said:
an angry and shocked expression on the lovliest countenance he had ever come upon. If only she didn't have that 9 mm pointed at him, what he could do....
he will use his natural charm to disarm her..... smiling sweetly and offering her some sausage... he moved closer so that he could touch her... kiss her... but as he moved in............


welcome back!!!! should we invite some other friends to join in the halarity!!! ;)
 
Cathleen said:
he will use his natural charm to disarm her..... smiling sweetly and offering her some sausage... he moved closer so that he could touch her... kiss her... but as he moved in............


welcome back!!!! should we invite some other friends to join in the halarity!!! ;)

she spat in cold rage, "Stay right where you are. I am skillfully trained to use this weapon, and have no qualms about killing you. I am about to phone the authorities. You all are trespassers and I do not condone, such filth in my house." Picking up the cordless, she dialed the three digits and waited for an answer on the line.
 
voluptuous_vixen said:
she spat in cold rage, "Stay right where you are. I am skillfully trained to use this weapon, and have no qualms about killing you. I am about to phone the authorities. You all are trespassers and I do not condone, such filth in my house." Picking up the cordless, she dialed the three digits and waited for an answer on the line.

"Police here, how may I help you" she heard.... telling him the story, he said he was on his way.... Upon arriving he took in all these naked people and a lady with a gun.... he couldn't help but.........
 
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