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[vegetableguy]

So he took the sausage, and brought it to her lips for a bite. She bit down and he screamed.....

What else did you expect with a plate of chipr, he said. Now you need to ...

 

[Falkieri]

What else did you expect with a plate of chipr, he said. Now you need to ...

use me as you will, I'm your slave and will do whatever you ask. So she....

 

[oo0_boo_0oo]

gave him a pair of rubber gloves and pointed at the washing up...

 

[Cathleen]

gave him a pair of rubber gloves and pointed at the washing up...

Those screaching tires have revealed a man....angry as hell... he...

 

[appleapps]

Those screaching tires have revealed a man....angry as hell... he...

stormed into the house, "where the hell is my sausage" he screamed.

 

[Falkieri]

stormed into the house, "where the hell is my sausage" he screamed.

She pointed to his pants and said, "there where its always been"

 

[appleapps]

She pointed to his pants and said, "there where its always been"

He says, "No, I mean the one I put in the refridgerator, it is missing!" He then turns around and sees

 

[Cathleen]

He says, "No, I mean the one I put in the refridgerator, it is missing!" He then turns around and sees

his sausage covered with lube. What the hell went on here, he said accusingly.... someone better tell me now or.....

 

[voluptuous_vixen]

I am calling the authorities. Good God! Why is there Crisco, all over it???

My Lord, I wonder if juss knew how funny this thread would turn out... I just read the bulk of it and... HAHAHAHA!!!! Jeez, I haven't stopped laughing yet! LMAO

 

[Cathleen]

I am calling the authorities. Good God! Why is there Crisco, all over it???

My Lord, I wonder if juss knew how funny this thread would turn out... I just read the bulk of it and... HAHAHAHA!!!! Jeez, I haven't stopped laughing yet! LMAO

I know Vixy we had a blast!!!! Give me a moment I'll have some more fun with you!!

 

[voluptuous_vixen]

You know Cate... I would love to but... its getting late here, think I am going to have to beg off here. Sorry, but I shall be here all day tomorrow.

 

[Cathleen]

You know Cate... I would love to but... its getting late here, think I am going to have to beg off here. Sorry, but I shall be here all day tomorrow.

sounds good Vixy - and btw is that a pix of Dublin?

 

[voluptuous_vixen]

sounds good Vixy - and btw is that a pix of Dublin?

Yes that is a pic of the River Liffey, in Dublin. Beautiful isn't it?

Now... what about tha Crisco-covered sausage!? LMAO

 

[voluptuous_vixen]

BUMP!!!

 

[Cathleen]

BUMP!!!

too funny Vixy...I was just about to do the very same...... so lets start....

Cathy had no answer for him.....and noticing she was still without clothes she.......

 

[voluptuous_vixen]

caustically spat, "Why the hell would you leave a sausage in someone's refrigerator that you don't even know?!? How the hell did you get in here anyway? Can't you see we are busy?"

 

[Cathleen]

caustically spat, "Why the hell would you leave a sausage in someone's refrigerator that you don't even know?!? How the hell did you get in here anyway? Can't you see we are busy?"

He saw alright.... approaching her with a grin that made her jump inside... he was so close now and she could sense what he was about to do... just then the other man..........

 

[voluptuous_vixen]

He saw alright.... approaching her with a grin that made her jump inside... he was so close now and she could sense what he was about to do... just then the other man..........

pushed him very hard, not noticing the blob of Crisco that the sausage owner was about to step into. Cathy shrieked as the man went sliding under the table and out the oversized puppy door she had installed for her St. Bernard, Rex.

 

[Cathleen]

pushed him very hard, not noticing the blob of Crisco that the sausage owner was about to step into. Cathy shrieked as the man went sliding under the table and out the oversized puppy door she had installed for her St. Bernard, Rex.

Mr.Sausage was not defeated... returning he came at the man and clocked him, sending him down and out..... looking at Cathy with lecherous eyes he says, "Now darlin, where was I?".... moving quickly towards her he grabs her hand, spinning her to him and kisses her deeply, plunging his tongue into her mouth.... Cathy ................

 

[voluptuous_vixen]

Mr.Sausage was not defeated... returning he came at the man and clocked him, sending him down and out..... looking at Cathy with lecherous eyes he says, "Now darlin, where was I?".... moving quickly towards her he grabs her hand, spinning her to him and kisses her deeply, plunging his tongue into her mouth.... Cathy ................

succumbed easily to the sausage man, becoming pliant under his strong knowing hands. But having a penchant for treachery, Cathy knew the man was after only one thing. That being....

I had no choice but to swing it from the absurd to the intensely passionate... so much for humor! LMAO

 

[Cathleen]

succumbed easily to the sausage man, becoming pliant under his strong knowing hands. But having a penchant for treachery, Cathy knew the man was after only one thing. That being....

I had no choice but to swing it from the absurd to the intensely passionate... so much for humor! LMAO

never know what will happen next Vixy lol go for it......

his sausage! He left her standing there, wanting more... but he wanted his sausage! She was so angry to be passed over for sausage she...............

 

[voluptuous_vixen]

never know what will happen next Vixy lol go for it......

his sausage! He left her standing there, wanting more... but he wanted his sausage! She was so angry to be passed over for sausage she...............

grabbed the first thing that her hand found, Rex's leash!!! Using the handle end as a lasso, she swung once over her head and let it go, watching as if in slow mo it hooked on the sausage as if it were a lil doggie and she were a wrangler.

 

[Cathleen]

grabbed the first thing that her hand found, Rex's leash!!! Using the handle end as a lasso, she swung once over her head and let it go, watching as if in slow mo it hooked on the sausage as if it were a lil doggie and she were a wrangler.

lmao!!!!! good one Vixy... love it! I should PM Juss to let him know to come check this out!!!

Now she had his sausage... and with it she would get what

she wanted.... and that was him. She held the sausage between her.............


ok Vixy there you go!!! LMAO

 

[voluptuous_vixen]

lmao!!!!! good one Vixy... love it! I should PM Juss to let him know to come check this out!!!

Now she had his sausage... and with it she would get what

she wanted.... and that was him. She held the sausage between her.............


ok Vixy there you go!!! LMAO

giganitic breasts, teasing and taunting him to come and get it. With one thing on his mind he grabbed hastily for it, and the thing went sailing in the air from all the lube. Looking up at it Cathy wondered, "Where will it land?" Just then the other guy was revived and pondered what all of the commotion was about....

Sorry Cate, I will be indisposed for 30 min to an hour... Dishes await!

 

[Cathleen]

giganitic breasts, teasing and taunting him to come and get it. With one thing on his mind he grabbed hastily for it, and the thing went sailing in the air from all the lube. Looking up at it Cathy wondered, "Where will it land?" Just then the other guy was revived and pondered what all of the commotion was about....

Sorry Cate, I will be indisposed for 30 min to an hour... Dishes await!

understand Vixy - actually I'm going out for the evening in about that much time... we will have to continue our fun!!!

and wonder why the hell he had a slippery sausage on his head.... noticing sausage man and the still naked Cathy, his mind traveled to.....