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[Andra_Jenny]

Great newsletter this month!
Eye-opening interesting facts!
When do we get a spell-check?

 

[Andra_Jenny]

GEE SUS!

Just 'cause you hate me don't mean you can't at least sing Laurel's praises...

Lord knows I do,

'cept when she seyz I ain't compassionate,

hell, a'hm sheddin' a little tear now...

 

[cymbidia]

I thought that Ray Dario *really* deserved the Featured Writer slot, too. He's a wonderful writer.

 

[Andra_Jenny]

Tai Hau Le!

now we are rolling! Is Ray a member of the board?


Ray, Ray, Ray

Speach, Speach, Speach!

 

[p_p_man]

and at last (hopefully...

...we're going to get the view stories feature...

 

[Laurel]

Re: GEE SUS!

Just 'cause you hate me don't mean you can't at least sing Laurel's praises...

Lord knows I do,

I was handed down the looks of a man with a broken nose
That's the way our family was I suppose
But at least you gave me deeply profound
As we lay and chattered late upon the cricket ground

You didn't have to love me
Where others got rid
You didn't have to treat me like a very good friend
But I'm glad you did
I'm glad that you did

One thing I never said to you
And one thing I never can
Amongst the false applause and the deafening cheers
I'm you No. 1 fan
I'm you No. 1 fan

I'm the richly blessed daughter of a mother with tatooed arms
That's the way my family life, life was charmed
But at least it gave me a mental grace
And a thought at the pit of my mind and a smile on my face

You didn't have to listen
To a word that I'd said
You didn't have to tell me all those silly old jokes
For every tear that I shed
Every tear that I shed

'Cos one thing I never said to you
And one thing I never can
Amongst the false applause and the deafening cheers
I'm you No. 1 fan
I'm you No. 1 fan

I was handed down a bike with a crooked old wheel
But I rode it on a million lanes the way that you made me feel
But at least we thought about it so long and so hard
As we sat upon our mother in the graveyard

And you don't have to listen
To a word in this song
You picture hangs the same and in the same old place
Even though that you've gone
Even though that you've gone

'Cos one thing I never said to you
And one thing I never can
Amongst the false applause and the deafening cheers
I'm you No. 1 fan
I'm you No. 1 fan

Yes I am

I'm your No. 1 fan

 

[Laurel]

That was The Beautiful South doing "Number 1 Fan", by the way. Great song.

 

[Andra_Jenny]

Hey thanks

I needed that. Today was a rough day.

 

[Valdimer]

*singing*

I'm a cow! Look at me! Here I live in the country!

 

[Laurel]

...MOOO-OOOO!

I'm a COW!

Gawd, that's catchy...

 

[Guest]

laurel r u a cow or r u a babe?

 

[Laurel]

Uh, neither. I'm a little small to make a good cow, but I'm a little funny looking to be called a babe.

And you?

 

[Andra_Jenny]

Probably the ant...

promising to be gentle...