Newbies! Lit brownie points for the taking!

cymbidia

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Want to earn some quick Lit Brownie points while you also earn the undying gratitude of at least eight of us who post here all the time and will remember your name forever?

We've got the second in a perhaps unending series of GB writing contests going now. (GB = General Board -where you are now- and yes, there *are* other Boards at Lit that are not named "General Board".) We need more readers/voters.

1. Go to the Contest thread.
2. READ the stories. They're all under 1500 words; it's fast and exciting reading. Really.
3. Vote.

Post a little blurb saying that you loved all the stories and it was hard to choose. As one of those who have a story in the contest, i'd prefer that you do *not* state which story you voted for. Let those coming behind you choose on their own, with regard to thier own tastes. Tell us we all did a good job. Don't read the other comments before you read and vote on the stories.

We will owe you big time.
We will remember your nick forever, and with fondness, too.
We will post to you in threads.

C'mon.
Where else can you rack up major brownie points with an investiture of less than an hour? AND you'll likely get kinda excited at least a time or two while reading these stories, too.

Just do it, newbies.
It'll pay off for you.
(You too, you... uh... oldies. Get over there, you slackers.)

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=68234&perpage=20&pagenumber=1
 
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Like a politician

Does cym perhaps have a story in competition? Shilling for votes, are we? Shameless, woman, totally shameless!:p
 
Because you asked so sweetly.....

I will do what you ask......

Are the brownies laced with anything fun?

Sway
 
Mensa!
I would *not* shill for votes.

Ummm... well... not unless i thought i'd not get caught... or that Golden Penis was so fucking attractive i just had to have it by hook or crook... or i thought it would be fun...

No!
No no no!
I would not!

Ahem.
I *do* have a story in the contest but they're ALL totally anonymous so who knows which is mine? I mean, besides me and Marxist, of course, and, uh, my editor. If you're thinking you could tell via content, my sexual kinks being pretty well known, then you're in for a surprise since i'm definitely not the only twig bent in that general direction here at Lit.


Yes, boys... brownies! KM is making them for EVERYONE who votes. They're her specialty, you know, and she's pledged to send them out FedEx to all voters. Least that's what she told me.

Shoo!
Shoo now!
Go read and vote!
 
Cymbidias stories are definitely the best!


(Do I get points for that?)
 
fillmup said:
Cymbidias stories are definitely the best!


(Do I get points for that?)

Yes... little brown points all over your lips and nose. I wouldn't kiss your mother until you wash up a bit. ;)
 
cymbidia said:
If you're thinking you could tell via content, my sexual kinks being pretty well known, then you're in for a surprise since i'm definitely not the only twig bent in that general direction here at Lit.

:eek: There are other pervs at Lit??? :eek:

Not sure if i'm a newbie or an oldie, but I'll do as ordered and go read some smut. :D
 
fillmup said:
Cymbidias stories are definitely the best!
(Do I get points for that?)
Ack!
No no no no no nonooooooooooooo!

I mean...

How totally sweet of you, if perhaps a tad partisan.
In reality, there are eight very good stories over there.
In reality, it's all about what you like to read, what makes your heart beat a little faster.

In reality, it was fun to do the story contest and the whole winning thing is just a fun conclusion to the experience.

Now go vote, fillmeup!


Sway?
If KM is doing the brownie-making, they'll be utterly to-die-for delicious but will definitely not have any of the extra ingredients that make you smile for hours and hours afterwards, if you catch my drift (and only a stupid person could not, at this point, right?)



PCG, darlin', you're a category unto yourself.
:rose:
 
Neither fish nor fowl

pagancowgirl said:
Not sure if i'm a newbie or an oldie

Six months? Guess we could call you a tweenie. Yeah, tweenie, I like it. Tweenie:cool:
 
Re: Neither fish nor fowl

Mensa said:


Six months? Guess we could call you a tweenie. Yeah, tweenie, I like it. Tweenie:cool:

greeeaaaat... a tweenie! :rolleyes: has it really been 6 months??? gods, the time, it does fly.

A category unto myself, eh Cym? I kinda like that.
 
Read, enjoyed and voted. Do I get a brownie?

Oh, and cym? I think I know which one is yours and I loved it. :D
 
I read all the stories and I enjoyed all the stories they were very well written. I posted my reply in the Challenge thread.

Todd:)
 
I told y'all... Muff is making browies for everyone who votes.
(That's KillerMuffin for you newbies, okay?)

Just PM her and let her know the address to which yours should be sent.
:D




Ruby? You might know which was mine - but you might be really really surprised, too! Didn't you think the quality of the writing was exceptional, overall? Most of the writers haven't got anything 'published' here at Lit, either. That surprises me because all the stories are so very well done in terms of quality and creativity.
 
I teeter on the newbie line..

So..just how big are these brownies and can I get mine in a certain shape?
 
Dhalgren, darlin', you are most assuredly not a newbie, no matter what nick you're padding around the place wearing. However, even you cannot have brownies that are shaped like... well... anatomically correct brownies. Even you, darlin'. I think i can speak for Muffin this: no cock shaped brownies. I'm so very sorry but she's just straitlaced that way, you know.


Um.
And, uh, well... there's going to be a slight delay in the brownie-making thing. Muff is running low on the Ghiradelli chocolate for the brownies and that al y'all should go buy some, mail it her, and then she'll finish them. Really. Honest.


Now go vote while we're all tapping our toes and waiting for the U.S. Postal Service to do us proud.
:cool:
 
I voted, I'm a good kid; I didn't even have to be told. I want brownies.

Then again, y'all are trying to win *my* cock.

*ahem*

Carry on; I'll just be over here waiting for my chocolate fix.

:D
 
I voted already. Now, where do i sign up for the brownies? I'd like extra nuts and cherries on top, please.
 
Cherries?
We don't need no stinkin' cherries...






And guys?
Ask Muff for the brownies.
She's making them, not me.
 
Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!

Time is running out on this fatabulous offer!

There are still a few Lit Brownie points for the taking, newbies!

Get on over to Marxist's thread and read read read read read read read... and vote.
 
cymbidia said:
Cherries?
We don't need no stinkin' cherries...






And guys?
Ask Muff for the brownies.
She's making them, not me.

But the sweet tartness of the cherries blends so well with the chocolate goodness of the brownies. Sweet and tart at the same time, it's a perfect combination.


Aren't you passing the orders along?


Here's the thread to read and vote, people. The stories really are all wonderful.

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=68327
 
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