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Just looking for online chatting. No IMs/emails or cams, it's a little too personal for me.
I'm always feeling horny but still inexperienced, so I need someone who'll guide me... I like mature older guys with a touch of dominance. ;)
 
I have a post in the Personals, but more or less a woman to talk to, chat or PM with...a friend, of course...if anything else develops over time, even better! ;)
 
First...

Thank you so much for beginning such a thoughtful and welcoming thread. Today is my very first day on literotica and you've made me feel right at home. I'm a 35 year old male in search of others that enjoy sharing their written fantasies, sharing erotic photography, and relieving those pressures that tend to build from time to time. I have fantasies about anonymous sex and feel that trading erotic emails with faceless strangers is a safe way to scratch that itch.
 
I'm a 24/m looking for women of all ages, shapes, colors etc. Open to chat or rp...your choice.
 
Married for too long and seriously bored with life, in need of bringing back to an interesting world.
A lady to chat to and see where it goes. Not good on this cyber stuff so local would be better, phone, text etc :eek:
 
I've been reading literotica for years but only recently moved into the forums. I'm a hetero fifties male (age and decade as it happens) uni lecturer and enjoy occasional chats on Yahoo and now here. I love talking with women (of any age) about almost anything.

Getting to know the "rules" and procedures here is a bit daunting (eg not being able to post a pic until 100 posts - so THAT's why I can't set up my profile - what's the "virgin" label .. flattering I must say ...etc). Is there a short guide somewhere?
 
I've been reading literotica for years but only recently moved into the forums. I'm a hetero fifties male (age and decade as it happens) uni lecturer and enjoy occasional chats on Yahoo and now here. I love talking with women (of any age) about almost anything.

Getting to know the "rules" and procedures here is a bit daunting (eg not being able to post a pic until 100 posts - so THAT's why I can't set up my profile - what's the "virgin" label .. flattering I must say ...etc). Is there a short guide somewhere?

The FAQ might help with some of it. :) Welcome to the boards.

Good to see this thread again. This was the first place I posted about 2 years ago when I came out of hiding. :D
 
The FAQ might help with some of it. :) Welcome to the boards.

Good to see this thread again. This was the first place I posted about 2 years ago when I came out of hiding. :D

Thanks for the welcome Pandora. I've been back to FAQ a few times (and again now at your suggestion) but some of the details remain elusive, like how to change profile status and the "100 posts" for profile pix. That seems a rather high hurdle (or a lot of nuisance drivel posts in a short time!). As a "newbie" I dont consider myself an expert or even knowledgeable on most topics and take heed of Solomon's wisdom: "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
 
I agree with you. I don't generally post unless I actually have something to say; I have never really been into the number of posts thing so I guess it never bothered me too much. I'm more of a lurker!

If memory serves, I think your "virgin" status will change at 30 posts. The "How To" forum is a great place for answers. Check out the sticky threads at the top of the forum.

Ah yes... found it:

1-29 - Virgin
30-99 - Experienced
100-299 - Really Experienced
300-499 - Really Really Experienced
500-999 - Literotica Guru
1000+ - Custom Title
 
I agree with you. I don't generally post unless I actually have something to say; I have never really been into the number of posts thing so I guess it never bothered me too much. I'm more of a lurker!

If memory serves, I think your "virgin" status will change at 30 posts. The "How To" forum is a great place for answers. Check out the sticky threads at the top of the forum.

Ah yes... found it:

1-29 - Virgin
30-99 - Experienced
100-299 - Really Experienced
300-499 - Really Really Experienced
500-999 - Literotica Guru
1000+ - Custom Title

That was really helpful...thanks!
 
Looking for friends, intresting people to talk to about...well, anything really. Not interested about phone sex or anything like that. It would be interesting to get to know a person who lives a totally different life than I do. I´m female, 25 years old and I´m pretty vanilla, in real life at least.
 
Seeking to dominate submissive slut

I want to get wild. I'm trying to find a woman who is new to the wild side of sex like me so that we can learn together. There are so many things I've not tried. I want to cover a woman in body oil, I want her to rub her oiled up ass all over my face upon demand, I want her to oil her feet and jerk my cock off with her toes until I cum. I want a woman who will be a total slut in the bedroom. I've also always wanted to have a threesome either MMF or FFM. I think it would be fun to watch a woman get fucked while she blows me.
 
I see that it's been six months + since anyone posted here, but being a creature of habit, I feel the need to post in the "Newbie" thread before jumping into the rest of the forum!

I'm fairly new to the entire idea of erotica (only been reading for a few years - and writing a bit here and there for a year or so).

I've been married for 20 years and wanted to step out of the "same old/same old" of what we have. Looking mainly for chat (I did mention that I enjoy writing...) as a way to keep me sane.
 
OK, here goes... I'm Sally, 41, single, female. I'm pretty vanilla. I'm not into anal sex. I am into oral sex, slow, sensuous lovemaking, and good hard fucking. I'd like to PM or exchange emails for erotic fantasies. I'm only interested in online playing. No pictures, text only.
 
Beer, cash, pussy, blowjob, a new car, vacation time.....


POOF....just like I thought, nuthin' :mad:
 
not sure exactly what I want.... company, fun... a helping hand/voice now and then... and the laughter of a female friend.. or more
 
A reliable chat partner to play with. Someone who's independent and fun.
 
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