Newbies check in here

[freakygirl]

Welcome

Tell us all about yourselves

 

[MsMuffet]

Don't do it, it's a BOOBY trap!

 

[freakygirl]

Don't do it, it's a BOOBY trap!

Honey

Those are thighs in my av.. not boobies

 

[Romial]

*stands up*
Hello, I'm Romial and... I'm addicted.
*sits back down*

 

[Angel]

Hi, I'm new wanna be my friend?

 

[MsMuffet]

Honey

Those are thighs in my av.. not boobies

Silly ME!

But there's bound to be lots of "boobies" here! Don't you agree???

 

[Fireup]

Don't do it, it's a BOOBY trap!

 

[freakygirl]

Hi, I'm new wanna be my friend?

You keep moving north and you will be my neighbor


Romial-Have you been missing or have I? Haven't seen you around for awhile.

Fireup-You new?

msmuffet-Lots of asses too

 

[Romial]

Romial-Have you been missing or have I? Haven't seen you around for awhile.

Aww, I missed you too hun.

And I have, my computer took a long walk off a short cliff per say.

 

[Xstatic]

That would catch quite a few people, methinks...

Don't do it, it's a BOOBY trap!

Well, I'm not so new now... but I still have some of the 'new poster' scent about me...

 

[freakygirl]

Aww, I missed you too hun.

And I have, my computer took a long walk off a short cliff per say.

Good to know it was you missing and not me. I really hate when I'm lost and have no idea that I am


Did you buy a new comp or fix the old one?

 

[Nora]

Hi, my name's Nora and I'm a newb.

My turn ons include basket weaving, synchronized swimming and having sex in public bathrooms and in library stacks at major US colleges.

My turn offs include motorcycles, mullets and chain restaurants.

In my free time I like to help small children and smaller animals, and I'm often found organizing our local "be kind to small children and smaller animals" potlucks.

You can write to me at Nora@fucktardsannoyme.com

 

[Pyper]

Re: That would catch quite a few people, methinks...

Well, I'm not so new now... but I still have some of the 'new poster' scent about me...

What! You're newer than a new...something.

Certainly seem to be a rash of newbies popping up. Maybe March makes people horny? That spring breeding instinct?

 

[MsMuffet]

msmuffet-Lots of asses too

Sticks & Stones may break my bones....



(LOL! I couldn't resist!)

 

[Angel]

You keep moving north and you will be my neighbor

One of us will need to make a weekend trip sometime in the not too far future.

 

[freakygirl]

You people can't read.. can you?

I said.. "Tell us about yourselves". Now God dammit.. do it!

 

[freakygirl]

Hi, my name's Nora and I'm a newb.

My turn ons include basket weaving, synchronized swimming and having sex in public bathrooms and in library stacks at major US colleges.

My turn offs include motorcycles, mullets and chain restaurants.

In my free time I like to help small children and smaller animals, and I'm often found organizing our local "be kind to small children and smaller animals" potlucks.

You can write to me at Nora@fucktardsannoyme.com

Have you met Killswitch?

 

[freakygirl]

One of us will need to make a weekend trip sometime in the not too far future.

no kidding.. that would be a blast. We could meet at Lickys house.

 

[Fireup]

well I am not a virgin anymore
I love women and what they have
And I am a newbie? I think

 

[Nora]

Have you met Killswitch?

You mean offswitch?

Oh, and I forgot to mention that it's my goal here at Literotica to be everyone's absolute BESTEST best friend! Everyone's sooooooooo nice!

 

[Pyper]

Everyone registered after September 2000 is a newbie.

*smacks lips*

 

[Romial]

Good to know it was you missing and not me. I really hate when I'm lost and have no idea that I am


Did you buy a new comp or fix the old one?

I fixed this one. So I'm glad to be back and being a noob again.

What would you like to know about this newb?

 

[Fireup]

Oh, and I forgot to mention that it's my goal here at Literotica to be everyone's absolute BESTEST best friend! Everyone's sooooooooo nice!

and I am going to copy a person for you nora muahh h h h

 

[Angel]

no kidding.. that would be a blast. We could meet at Lickys house.

unf

 

[Ryaine]

Checking in, so where do I get my hall pass?