Newbies can post in here.

[sd412]

We will lean together.

We have to stick together.

Newbies are .

 

[penguindance]

 

[sd412]

oh. I didn't know.

 

[penguindance]

 

[bknight2602]

Welcome to Lit, may all your wishes come true. Post a lot and let everyone get to know you. But beware of trolls they can be nasty!

 

[Pixie Mischief]

SD your a weird one

 

[Eumenides]

And we ALLLLLLLLLL know how "new" sd is. Do you need the typical newbie speech, sd? We'd be glad to give it to you. Also the typical "show us your tits/cock" speech and the "don't step on open minefields" speech. You can take your pick.

 

[sd412]

I am posting.

A lot.

 

[sd412]

And we ALLLLLLLLLL know how "new" sd is. Do you need the typical newbie speech, sd? We'd be glad to give it to you. Also the typical "show us your tits/cock" speech and the "don't step on open minefields" speech. You can take your pick.

Yes. Show me your tits, please.

 

[Pixie Mischief]

SD is christian and insist that jesus is cool and that he died for our sins and that hes due to that.

You christian right SD?

 

[sd412]

Jesus was because he could do the harlem shuffle as well.

 

[lavender]

SD, welcome to Lit. I hope you enjoy your stay here.

Only one word of advice. There are 3 people to avoid here. Two are harmless, but one is a lunatic.

Steer clear of KidRock - he's a boil on the butt of humanity.
Avoid Hanns - he's an idiot.

But, the one you simply can't talk to ever is Spinaroonie. Now that guy is a fucking headcase.

 

[Eumenides]

Yes. Show me your tits, please.

I haven't shown the oldest of posters my tits...why would I start with you?

 

[Killswitch]

Eumenides...I love your AV... How did you know?

 

[Pixie Mischief]

I find Hanns much worse then Spinaroonie

 

[sd412]

Why are there so many mean people

 

[Rubyfruit]

Hi, my name is Ruby. I'm a 23-year old virgin from Ohio. I have long, blonde hair and blue eyes. My measurements are 38-24-36.

I'm looking for a man to teach me about love and sex.

Please email me at 23yearoldvirgin@yahoo.com

 

[lavender]

I find Hanns much worse then Spinaroonie

No way. Spinaroonie is the anti-christ of Literotica. Just wait and see. He can't be trusted. He is malicious and freaky. He's serial killer material, I tell ya.

 

[sd412]

I haven't shown the oldest of posters my tits...why would I start with you?

I am

 

[Eumenides]

Eumenides...I love your AV... How did you know?

How did I know what?

LOL

Thank you very much.

Oh, and SD, I will second the motion to avoid Spinaroonie...

 

[Pixie Mischief]

I've talked to Spinaroonie. He just doesnt make sense.

Hanns now can be quiet insulting I am not a no leg retarded midget bitch who he wants to crush the neck of LMAO!!

 

[lavender]

I've talked to Spinaroonie. He just doesnt make sense.

Hanns now can be quiet insulting I am not a no leg retarded midget bitch who he wants to crush the neck of LMAO!!

Spinaroonie is deceptive. He'll play mindgames with you. He's just that sort of person. Everyone knows that spinaroonie is evil.

 

[Pyper]

No way. Spinaroonie is the anti-christ of Literotica. Just wait and see. He can't be trusted. He is malicious and freaky. He's serial killer material, I tell ya.

Plus, I had to write his name down in my Little Black Book of People Who Said Something Stupid last night.

 

[lavender]

See? Even Pyper says he's a worthless cunt.

 

[Freya]

Spinaroonie is by far, the most dangerous poster on here. He messes with your mind, plays weird trippy games with your head, and leaves people thinking he's just innocent and cute. You really have to watch out for him.


Lav - drunk yet?