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[racyli]

Aloha!

This newbie is dropping in to say hi

Still tryin' to find my way around...

 

[bashfull]

LOL... you have no faith.

Fine...I *am* wearing dark rinse denim, mens white tank undershirt, pale green cashmere cardigan and black boots.

jeans & sweatshirt...as if!

well, dang. pardon me while i pout

 

[bashfull]

This newbie is dropping in to say hi

Still tryin' to find my way around...

Howdy, darlin'. Welcome to Lit! Pull up a chair. The first drink is on the house.
I'm Bashfull...Bash for short.




Bash

 

[bashfull]

Confession:


I'm in my office and really drunk.

 

[akaFell]

Confession:


I'm in my office and really drunk.

What the hell?? Why? lol

 

[bashfull]

What the hell?? Why? lol

**shrug** Doesn't matter. How are ya feeling, darlin?

 

[akaFell]

**shrug** Doesn't matter. How are ya feeling, darlin?

Hmmm...I don't know you and you don't know me...but sometimes it's easier to talk to a stranger about stuff. If you want..I'm a willing ear.

I'm feeling okay. Getting ready to go to dinner with some friends.

 

[bashfull]

Hmmm...I don't know you and you don't know me...but sometimes it's easier to talk to a stranger about stuff. If you want..I'm a willing ear.

I'm feeling okay. Getting ready to go to dinner with some friends.

Thanks, darlin'.

Dinner? You gonna get them all infected! You should stay here and get naked.

 

[akaFell]

Thanks, darlin'.

Dinner? You gonna get them all infected! You should stay here and get naked.

It's dinner!! Not an orgy...there will be no kissing or sharing of utensils. I think they're safe.

You get naked first. Go on...

 

[bashfull]

It's dinner!! Not an orgy...there will be no kissing or sharing of utensils. I think they're safe.

You get naked first. Go on...

And spoil your dinner, darlin?

Enjoy!

 

[akaFell]

And spoil your dinner, darlin?

Enjoy!

I seriously doubt that a naked Bashfull would spoil anyones dinner. I've got 10 minutes...unless you're kicking me out??

 

[bashfull]

I seriously doubt that a naked Bashfull would spoil anyones dinner. I've got 10 minutes...unless you're kicking me out??

Darlin', you ever seen a 400lb dwarf lacking length and girth naked! :O But of course I'm not kicking you out! ***pats couch***

 

[akaFell]

Darlin', you ever seen a 400lb dwarf lacking length and girth naked! :O But of course I'm not kicking you out! ***pats couch***

hmm...yikes! *confused...your av doesn't look like a 400lb shortchanged dwarf*

so...whatcha wanna do?

 

[bashfull]

hmm...yikes! *confused...your av doesn't look like a 400lb shortchanged dwarf*

so...whatcha wanna do?

Well, let's see....we've got what? 5 minutes? Guess we can play a game, scarf down some food, have wild passionate sex, and then smoke a cig?

 

[akaFell]

Well, let's see....we've got what? 5 minutes? Guess we can play a game, scarf down some food, have wild passionate sex, and then smoke a cig?

I have time for one. You pick.

 

[bashfull]

I have time for one. You pick.

Well, in all truth, I think the sex, especially in the beginning, should be an overwhelming, lasting, memorable experience....take hours...not minutes...bodies writhing in extacy, toes curling, eyes rolling, lip biting, sweat glistening, hips thrusting, back arching, sheet clenching experience....guess I have to choose a glass of wine.

 

[akaFell]

Well, in all truth, I think the sex, especially in the beginning, should be an overwhelming, lasting, memorable experience....take hours...not minutes...bodies writhing in extacy, toes curling, eyes rolling, lip biting, sweat glistening, hips thrusting, back arching, sheet clenching experience....guess I have to choose a glass of wine.

Oh my...I'm so sorry I didn't have more time.

 

[bashfull]

Oh my...I'm so sorry I didn't have more time.

Tis ok, darlin'. I'm used to women running out on me! lol.

 

[akaFell]

Tis ok, darlin'. I'm used to women running out on me! lol.

Oh pfft. Tell me your not still at your office...it's Friday night sugar!!

 

[bashfull]

Oh pfft. Tell me your not still at your office...it's Friday night sugar!!

yeah...i'm here. how was dinner?

 

[akaFell]

yeah...i'm here. how was dinner?

Dinner was yummy...seared ahi salad & wine. All good stuff.

Are you working?

 

[bashfull]

Dinner was yummy...seared ahi salad & wine. All good stuff.

Are you working?

No, darlin'. I'm not. I am, however, inebriated. So please pardon me if I slur.

 

[akaFell]

No, darlin'. I'm not. I am, however, inebriated. So please pardon me if I slur.

hmmm...what're you drinking? and are you sharing? or would you rather be left alone?

 

[bashfull]

hmmm...what're you drinking? and are you sharing? or would you rather be left alone?

Vodka. Would you like some, darlin'?

 

[bashfull]

Hmmm...perhaps I shoulda offered bourbon or rum?