Newbie Intro

[Smokey125]

Hi all!! I am a newbie. I’m sure you had no idea from the title. Well, I’ve been going around saying hey here and there, and after searching around for awhile, looks like this is the place for intros. I’m not here actually looking for any hook-ups or f***-buddies or playmates, just friends. I just like this site, I like reading the posts and stories, y’know, that’s pretty much that. I have written a SUPER-super-super-long introduction of myself, but I didn’t know if that was exactly appropriate for right here, so if anyone wants to read it I’ll post it, or try to put a link to it here somewhere. Anyway, I’m liking the place so far! Cheers! Love, Smokey

 

[BrownEyedSiren]

Välkommen, Smokey!
Hope you enjoy yourself on Lit.
You'll find most of the folks are quite friendly.

 

[Smokey125]

Oh, thanks, Siren! That's very sweet...and very Swedish, too. I'm not quite sure if it's spelled the same somewhere else in Scandinavia (or anywhere else)...but believe it or not, Swedish actually happens to be my second language...is that weird or what?

 

[anons]

Welcome to the forum

 

[Smokey125]

Thanks very much, 'preciate it!

 

[Smokey125]

Update

Okay, well, since making this little intro, I made a sizable mistake, and laid a rather large post somewhere I obviously really shouldn't have (somebody messaged me after this and told me so)...I liked the post when I was done with it, but it was met with some pretty abusive comments, so...anyway, this is the link to it:

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=824138

I edited it out, but somebody had already quoted the whole thing, so it's still viewable (oh well ), if anyone feels like reading it. Anyway, I was wary about that posting that super long introduction I mentioned above, but what's there to lose at this point, so I'll drop that in a moment...

 

[Smokey125]

Long intro

Well, after feeling pretty idiotic about that mistake (above), I felt like I couldn't feel too much dumber, so here ya go...I was going to write all this in the little bio section of the profile 'cause it looked like it could hold it all, but apparently not.

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Let's see...I'm a relatively young guy (grown, though I'm still essentially a big kid), a little old-fashioned, very shy socially, but trying to come out of my shell, still very fun-loving, quite playful personality, with a lovely (or what some might call "sick") sense of humor—even though I am actually very innocent. Speaking of which, I am also extremely sweet and kind-hearted—even angelic, really; just FULL of love (the phrase “heart of gold” could be worked in there). There really isn’t a malicious, hateful or evil (in a bad way) bone in my body, although there ARE plenty that are twisted, bizarre, naughty, sadistic and evil (in a good way). I’m very honest—incapable of lying (to anyone whom I know, although I don’t necessarily believe it’s not okay to lie to strangers…now misleading somebody, that’s a different story altogether ). I attempt to view each day and life in general as a gift and not take anything for granted—which is impossible, but that doesn’t stop me from trying. I am very frightened by things like heights, fire, huge bee- or wasp-like insects, and being hated or judged by anybody—hence why I myself do not hate or judge any person. I intensely dislike such things as cruelty, hatred, abuse, violence, misandrists (anyone who in any way bashes or trashes my entire gender…or the other as well, come to think of it), and while I’m at it, anybody who who hates others based on something they have no control over—racists, homophobes—I love gay people, in fact—and lesbians! LOVE lesbians! In fact, I AM actually a lesbian trapped in a man’s body, turns out. Love winter, HATE summer—where I live (can anyone say “desert”?). I have real weaknesses and am a sucker for chocolate (and sugar in general, really), affection (slash-unconditional love), animals, any form of ’80s pop culture, anyone who has a wonderful—or wonderfully wicked—sense of humor, other people who are exceptionally sweet and nice, great big beautiful teeth-baring ear-to-ear smiles…OH, orgasmic heaven, natch …and few things will make my day more than genuinely making someone laugh. Oh, and of course my fetishes—I have two, they kind of overlap a little: one for tickling, and one for the bottoms (or soles (I just like using both words)) of a cute woman’s lovely bare feet. *dreamy sigh*

 

[1Browneyedguy]

Welcome Smokey

I agree... people/posters around here are pretty friendly...

There'll be a few who will "test" you... so you can't be too senstive.
You'll find in time, thru their posts, the people you like and those you're not sure about.

In time you'll start a thread and no one will answer it It's happened to most of us so don't take it personally.

Have fun and welcome

 

[Smokey125]

Re: Welcome Smokey

Well thanks dude! Yeah, guess that's my lesson here—stick to this particular neck of the woods.

I was actually going to just log off and not really return after that, but I remembered I submitted a story last week and it was actually just approved a couple days ago and seemed to be received favorably by one or two people. So that's worth sticking around for.

 

[1Browneyedguy]

stick around

I remember the first time I came here -posting, reading - I was writing before that. I posted on a Board, not this one.

I asked a question about incest... :O hehehe I was told I was going to HELL - boohoo -

(I'll private message you about that Board ) Anyway, As several people have said

Welcome and Have fun