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[damppanties]

I already did. Too late.
(BTW, only one turn around is allowed)

*sigh*
Fine.
I'm going to bed.
Alone.

 

[SweetWitch]

Snerk.

Thanks, you guys. You really raised my spirits.

 

[Safe_Bet]

*sigh*
Fine.
I'm going to bed.
Alone.

To dream of Adrian.
(Who's probably really uber cool, rich, witty and mega hot and thinks we're idiots! )

 

[TE999]

To dream of Adrian.
(Who's probably really uber cool, rich, witty and mega hot and thinks we're idiots! )

I'm guessin' he's a 16 yo wanker with a callused right hand. I thot women were lookin' for young dudes to boink, so what's his problem?

It's either Zit City or he has a face like a bulldog's ass.

 

[SweetWitch]

I'm guessin' he's a 16 yo wanker with a callused right hand. I thot women were lookin' for young dudes to boink, so what's his problem?

It's either Zit City or he has a face like a bulldog's ass.

Now you're just being gross.

 

[AvoidingRealWork]

Women may like "young dudes," but no amount of youth can make up for zero game, no matter what he may look like.

Ladies, do you really feel like playing sex tutor? Maybe I shouldn't have asked that.

 

[SweetWitch]

Women may like "young dudes," but no amount of youth can make up for zero game, no matter what he may look like.
Ladies, do you really feel like playing sex tutor? Maybe I shouldn't have asked that.

I think you just hit the nail on the head.

And you did just ask a loaded question. Careful what you ask for.

 

[AvoidingRealWork]

I think you just hit the nail on the head.

Men are so different. We relish the opportunity to turn a timid, inexperienced co-ed into a raving sex maniac and talented lover. I only got to do it once, but wow.

 

[SweetWitch]

Men are so different. We relish the opportunity to turn a timid, inexperienced co-ed into a raving sex maniac and talented lover. I only got to do it once, but wow.

You're a man of many talents.

 

[AvoidingRealWork]

You're a man of many talents.

I'm good at sex and music, and I'm a passable writer. I suck at sports.

 

[SweetWitch]

I'm good at sex and music, and I'm a passable writer. I suck at sports.

You do good naked, too.

 

[AvoidingRealWork]

You do good naked, too.

You're not fooling me: you're just trying to sweet-talk me into changing my avatar!

 

[SweetWitch]

You're not fooling me: you're just trying to sweet-talk me into changing my avatar!

I'm so transparent.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

You're not fooling me: you're just trying to sweet-talk me into changing my avatar!

I'm good at sex and music, too, and am a creditable cook. You write, I'll keep us fed. And with you reading while they eat, the ladies will be putty in our hands!

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I'm so transparent.

No, but we wish your sarong was!

 

[TE999]

Now you're just being gross.

It's what I do...on occasion.

I guess I was kinda harsh on the sex seeking newbie...maybe I need to temper my remarks a bit...be more understanding and compassionate...Nahhhhh!

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I still don't think he's old enough to be here, anyway, so gross on!

 

[AvoidingRealWork]

No, but we wish your sarong was!

She does look delicious in a sarong.

I need to work on my stealth knot-untying skills.

 

[SweetWitch]

She does look delicious in a sarong.

I need to work on my stealth knot-untying skills.

Good luck with that. I'm on to your wicked ways, handsome.

 

[AvoidingRealWork]

Good luck with that. I'm on to your wicked ways, handsome.

Darling, one of my talents is picturing what women look like under their clothes. Years of nudism have trained me well, and your sarong didn't leave my imagination a lot of work to do.

So I can see you naked either way. Neener.

And you look marvelous. Seriously, you should show yourself off more often.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Darling, one of my talents is picturing what women look like under their clothes. Years of nudism have trained me well, and your sarong didn't leave my imagination a lot of work to do.

So I can see you naked either way. Neener.

And you look marvelous. Seriously, you should show yourself off more often.

I have to agree with that!!

 

[neonlyte]

duff... ignore the outrageous flirting above on YOUR thread. Some people don't show a pang of decency on a porn board.


So how the fuck are you? Greetings.

 

[SweetWitch]

duff... ignore the outrageous flirting above on YOUR thread. Some people don't show a pang of decency on a porn board.


So how the fuck are you? Greetings.

*gasp*

I think I take offense to that remark. I was quite decent, even left my sarong on.

 

[neonlyte]

*gasp*

I think I take offense to that remark. I was quite decent, even left my sarong on.

Tut... tut...

The guy wants a little companionship. The nights are long and hard where 'duff' lives, and what do we get... you taunting the innocent in transparent sarongs!

Even the f***ing weavils in the beans came out to take a peak... which was good 'cos Chilli con Weavil doesn't quite have the same taste.

We, as a educated board, owe it to 'duff' to release his desires, his pent up ongings... as long as he accepts reverse charges. I'm not going to be the one to cast the first stone on anyone who has aural tendancies... but I might cast the last.

 

[SweetWitch]

Tut... tut...

The guy wants a little companionship. The nights are long and hard where 'duff' lives, and what do we get... you taunting the innocent in transparent sarongs!

Even the f***ing weavils in the beans came out to take a peak... which was good 'cos Chilli con Weavil doesn't quite have the same taste.

We, as a educated board, owe it to 'duff' to release his desires, his pent up ongings... as long as he accepts reverse charges. I'm not going to be the one to cast the first stone on anyone who has aural tendancies... but I might cast the last.

Just for that, I'm going to put my flannel jammies back on.