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[minsue]

Welcome!

 

[brightlyiburn]

you would have read about me in the papers if I was a virgin.. Two immaculate conceptions. My children would be worshiped.

Right next to the article on our cats that could walk on water because of their huge double paws

Welcome!
How come no one has given her a welcoming Nana yet?

 

[angelicminx]

Right next to the article on our cats that could walk on water because of their huge double paws

Welcome!
How come no one has given her a welcoming Nana yet?

We decided to pop her cherry instead, lol.

 

[rgraham666]

Welcome to the AH, Dar. It's a good place to hang, despite the occasional flame war.

Most families do have their problems.

If you need help with a story, don't be afraid to ask. A lot of very smart people here who are always willing to help.

 

[Blackie Malone]

Welcome to the AH


ps...don't tell anyone I was using VB's lucky G-string to floss my teeth.

 

[angelicminx]

Welcome to the AH


ps...don't tell anyone I was using VB's lucky G-string to floss my teeth.

Is THAT where it went... I won't tell... 'course I don't think VB would really mind...

 

[Blackie Malone]

Is THAT where it went... I won't tell... 'course I don't think VB would really mind...

I found it in the ladies room and just assumed.........

 

[angelicminx]

I found it in the ladies room and just assumed.........

Hmmm... wonder why it was left in the ladies?

 

[TheEarl]

Welcome to the AH Dar. Never mind the lunatics, you do get used to them. Or so I've been told...

The Earl

 

[cloudy]

Welcome to the AH Dar. Never mind the lunatics, you do get used to them. Or so I've been told...

The Earl

...so says one of the loonies himself.

Nice to meet you....I'm Cloudy, otherwise known as the Cloud Warrior or the redneck redskin, depending on my mood.

Keep an eye out for Lucky - she adores virgins.

Welcome!

 

[gauchecritic]

Willkomen, bienvenu, welcome.

glucklich zu tsehen, je suis enchente, happy to see you

bleibe, reste, stay.

Nearly broke into song then. Howd'ya do Dnd.

 

[impressive]

A belated welcome.

 

[Dar~]

Thanks everyone, I am so psyched to be here.
My husband is completely turned on by my writing. I have been writing for him for awhile. It turns on that I am telling my stories to other people too.

This place is great for my sex life.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

. . . How come no one has given her a welcoming Nana yet?

Maybe because every Nana I’ve seen recently is narcoleptic?

. . . don't tell anyone I was using VB's lucky G-string to floss my teeth. . .

Those sequins are actually real diamonds. Keep it up and you’ll start to look like Terry-Thomas.

 

[angelicminx]

Maybe because every Nana I’ve seen recently is narcoleptic?


Those sequins are actually real diamonds. Keep it up and you’ll start to look like Terry-Thomas.

ROFLMFAO