New Zoo Revue

[KRCummings]

No, not the super awesome tv show from the 70's.

It's my bi-monthly trip to the zoo. Voted #1 "thing to do" in Indiana by the way.
http://www.in.gov/visitindiana/best-of-indiana/top-ten-lists/best-summer-gotta-dos.aspx
#2 was a Tin Caps game which I've posted pics of many times here and in which my daughter threw out the first pitch a couple weeks go. We're still waiting on a multi-million dollar contract from that.
Anywho...

 

[KRCummings]

Dingos after eating babies.

 

[KRCummings]

It's an exotic animal known to only a few lucky humans.

 

[KRCummings]

I hear they can box and taste good bbq'd. Not unlike Evander Holyfield.

 

[KRCummings]

Another tasty animal.

 

[KRCummings]

Momma giraffe is very happy if you know what I mean and I think you do.

 

[KRCummings]

Lazy motherfuckin' lions.

 

[KRCummings]

A pelican. That's all I can really say about a fuckin' pelican.

 

[KRCummings]

Going on a carriage ride in the city tonight so if ya'll are nice I'll post some pics. Maybe. We'll see how you behave.

 

[Saint Peter]

Beefarino!

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Going on a carriage ride in the city tonight so if ya'll are nice I'll post some pics. Maybe. We'll see how you behave.

Download the Vine app for your phone, do a few selfie videos of the ride, then link to them here.

 

[koalabear]

Don't forget the beer garden pics.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

sweet...

 

[Saint Peter]

Bottoms up!

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

Lazy motherfuckin' lions.

i love lions

 

[Colonel Hogan]

A pelican. That's all I can really say about a fuckin' pelican.

"His beak can hold more than his belly can." I'm surprised no one told you.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Don't forget the beer garden pics.

It breaks my heart to see animals in the petting zoo abused in this way. One wonders if the cages are to protect people from the animals or protect the animals from people.

 

[KingOrfeo]

A pelican. That's all I can really say about a fuckin' pelican.

A horrible fiend is the pelican
His bill ravage deep in your belly can
As you helplessly shriek
He'll stuff more in his beak
Flap his wings and fly straight off to Hell, he can!

 

[KingOrfeo]

Somebody told me it's all happening at the zoo. I do believe it, I do believe it's true.

 

[KingOrfeo]

It's an exotic animal known to only a few lucky humans.

A Lucky Pan is like a Lucky Pierre except that Lucky Pan is sandwiched between two goats.

 

[pink]

Thanks for the pics and your play by play, both are always interesting. If the lion knew you called it a fucking lion, he would rip your head off.

 

[KRCummings]

My son took these pics so they're...well, my son took these pics.

Went on a carriage ride. Very fun.

 

[KRCummings]

A not very good pic of me but what the hell.

 

[KRCummings]

Better I guess.

 

[patient1]

It sounds like you had a great day. As always, thanks for sharing the pictures.