New Year's Resolutions

Resolutions

1) Celebrate in Times Square
2) Meet a sexy Ny Woman and have some fun
3) Serve my country and come home from the War alive
4) Take care of all my patients as they are my family members
 
Resolutions, resolutions everywhere!

But which will we keep, do you think?

O.K., these are the resolutions I want to keep:

1. Learn how to drive

2. Buy a car

3. Learn how to swim

4. Lose enough weight to look good in a thong!

5. Go on more weekend travels (by car, bus or train, of course!)
so I can 6. Have more to write about and get published/performed...aaannd...

7. Live one of my wildest fantasies: a Spring Break threesome! Or a Mardi Gras threesome, skinny dipping, SOMETHING wild!

And these are the resolutions I want to BREAK by January 2nd, if not sooner!:

1. Worry about money
2. Keep saying negative things about my dreams.
3. Forget to keep in touch with family and friends
4. Forget to write something in my journal
5. Forget to give thanks for all my blessings...

:rolleyes: Yeah, I think that about says it all!

Happy Holidays, Literotiacs!
 
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