New world order

[Guest]

Men must now sit to pee, by order.

Ministry of Bladdeworks

 

[P. B. Walker]

Men must now sit to pee, by order.

Ministry of Bladdeworks

Sounds kinky.

 

[Cleopatra]

Men must now sit to pee, by order.

Ministry of Bladdeworks

GP, I'm all for it, but one question. How do you enforce it?

 

[J.B.]

LMAO!

 

[HeavyStick]

Men must now sit to pee, by order.

Ministry of Bladdeworks

Right after women learn how to parallel park. (no more than 4 turns of the wheel)

 

[Lost Cause]

Death before squatting!

I like lids on toilets to have two positions!
I like to go on the tops of bushes, and flowers!
I like to talk to the chap next to me at urinals!
I like to write my name in the snow!

*Pee free or die!

 

[Guest]

Men must now sit to pee, by order.

Ministry of Bladdeworks

I would love to see you inforce this one


to pee or not to pee thats the question

 

[Silverlily]

Right after women learn how to parallel park. (no more than 4 turns of the wheel)

Bite me.

May I suggest you start looking for a more comfy toilet seat.

 

[HeavyStick]

Bite me.

May I suggest you start looking for a more comfy toilet seat.

You'll need the more comfortable seat after I bite you.

Careful what you wish for.

 

[Zmey]

I can live with that but only if girls will shake their pussys instead of wiping it after peeing

 

[SuprSalor]

Men must now sit to pee, by order.

Ministry of Bladdeworks

Does this include in the shower as well?

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: New world order

Right after women learn how to parallel park. (no more than 4 turns of the wheel)

I'm a helluva driver, Heavy!!!

(is it necessary that I parallel park, too?)

 

[HeavyStick]

Re: Re: Re: New world order

I'm a helluva driver, Heavy!!!


(is it necessary that I parallel park, too?)

RIght on my coc....

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: New world order

Does this include in the shower as well?

You pee in the shower? Not while I'm in it you don't...standing or sitting.

 

[Guest]

Re: Death before squatting!

I like lids on toilets to have two positions!
I like to go on the tops of bushes, and flowers!
I like to talk to the chap next to me at urinals!
I like to write my name in the snow!

*Pee free or die!

Fucking rebel! I'll tie a knot in it so you can't pee at all.

 

[Khadgar]

peeing standing up is one of the precious privilages and pleasures a man has!

"you can take our lives, but you can never take, OUR FREEDOM!"

 

[breakwall]

peeing standing up is one of the precious privilages and pleasures a man has!

"you can take our lives, but you can never take, OUR FREEDOM!"

I always thought he was talking about peeing...and now I have the PROOF.

 

[Ishmael]

Of course. In a heart beat.

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=80693&highlight=disgusting



Ishmael

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Re: New world order

RIght on my coc....

 

[HeavyStick]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: New world order

WHen are we gonna sin?

 

[DarkAngel]

Men must now sit to pee, by order.

Ministry of Bladdeworks

Sounds Fun

 

[Expertise]

Why stand when you can sit...... i'm on board

 

[DarkAngel]

Why stand when you can sit...... i'm on board

You get stranger and stranger

 

[8ball]

I refuse, unless you get a UN Resolution. So there!

<attaches bumper sticker, "You can take my cock, from my cold, dead fingers">

 

[Expertise]

You get stranger and stranger

Dude, knuckle under on the small stuff and use it as leverage when something big comes along. This doesn't make me weird it makes me a pragmatist