New Valentines Cards

[Phoenyx]

10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.

9. Our love will never become cold and hollow
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store
In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.

7. This feels so good, it feels so right
I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.

6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class
Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round ass.

5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished
But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!

4. Through all the things that came to pass
Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass.

3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie
I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".

2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny
So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!

1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister
You should check out the one that
I gave to your sister!

 

[SilverVeil]

LOL these are funny !!!

But how many would you REALLY send ?

 

[Summery]

Lmao! I hope I never get any of these cards sent to me!!!

 

[StondTmplPilot]

LMAO

I feel like being beaten to within inches of my life, so I think I'll send #6 to my ex wife!

*just kidding, would never put my life at risk by sending her that!*

 

[Cibo]

OMG! Those are funny as hell. I like #10, 9, 7, 4, 3 the best.

 

[perks]

you may send me #6.

 

[JennyOmanHill]

Might use No. 10 myself!

Very funny, Pheonyx!

 

[Seria Blue]

And here I was expecting the kind of sweet pointless dribble that would give you a toothache..I like #2 personally..