New UK Thread

[Btq97]

Yes when the said they had a load of uncapped players for a moment there was hope
who have mostly played state of origin - and then there was non

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Anyone hanging out for the England game? I could boil some eggs if you're peckish. I also have some water biscuits that I was saving for a special occasion.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Plenty of boiled eggs still available for the match, i have 4 sachets of mayo if needs must.

 

[Titsandclits]

Got any Ritz crackers

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Got any Ritz crackers

Yes a small tube of that takes your fancy.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

I mean nothing sexy, it just was a description.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Us blokes do like a cracker from time to time.

 

[Titsandclits]

Us blokes do like a cracker from time to time.

Said the comedian from Northern Ireland whose name I can't remember

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Ooh it's a cracker

 

[English_guy_bkk]

In my best Irish accent

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Did he wear a Fez?

 

[Titsandclits]

Ooh it's a cracker

That's the one

 

[Titsandclits]

Did he wear a Fez?

Nooo, I want to say his surname was Carson. The one with the Fez said, "just like that" and did magic

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Nooo, I want to say his surname was Carson. The one with the Fez said, "just like that" and did magic

Tommy Cooper

 

[Btq97]

Frank Carson

 

[KinoKe]

Frank Carson

Oh, well, if we're just going to chuck out random names: Doris Pickleworth

 

[thefishfryer]

Oh, well, if we're just going to chuck out random names: Doris Pickleworth

Now she was funny.

 

[Btq97]

Now she was funny.

It was a shame about the granny porn though. (never going to unsee that)

 

[Titsandclits]

Oh, well, if we're just going to chuck out random names: Doris Pickleworth

Who?

 

[Btq97]

Who?

Do you really not know who she is?

 

[Titsandclits]

Do you really not know who she is?

Nope, enlighten me.

 

[stickygirl]

Who?

I thought that. I think it might in black & white

 

[Btq97]

I have no idea either.
I assumed it was a made up name.the fishfryer said she was funny. I made some stuff about grany porn. He liked it.
She is the Mrs trellis / mornington crescent of the board (that is so radio 4)
I was going to post about her exploits entertaining the troops in the 1st world war on the German side. Pickleworth being thn anglicised version of Sourberry. And how she became the darling of the Indian forces in ww2.
She may be a real person but a Google of her does not return any hits.

 

[Titsandclits]

I have no idea either.
I assumed it was a made up name.the fishfryer said she was funny. I made some stuff about grany porn. He liked it.
She is the Mrs trellis / mornington crescent of the board (that is so radio 4)
I was going to post about her exploits entertaining the troops in the 1st world war on the German side. Pickleworth being thn anglicised version of Sourberry. And how she became the darling of the Indian forces in ww2.
She may be a real person but a Google of her does not return any hits.

We wait to be enlightened by @KinoKe

 

[thefishfryer]

I have no idea either.
I assumed it was a made up name.the fishfryer said she was funny. I made some stuff about grany porn. He liked it.
She is the Mrs trellis / mornington crescent of the board (that is so radio 4)
I was going to post about her exploits entertaining the troops in the 1st world war on the German side. Pickleworth being thn anglicised version of Sourberry. And how she became the darling of the Indian forces in ww2.
She may be a real person but a Google of her does not return any hits.

If google can't find her, she must be funny peculiar.