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[CharlesBonus]

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sausage meat wrapped in flaky or crusty pastry, baked in the oven

Easy there Butters. Putting on saucy photos like that in this weather gets a guy all hot and bothered.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

My bananas are ripe in the garden, I've just saw a squirrel giving them the eye.

 

[KinoKe]

My bananas are ripe in the garden, I've just saw a squirrel giving them the eye.

'My bananas are ripe in the garden?' It sounds like code. Are you currently standing at Checkpoint Charlie by any chance? If you are: 'The green geese will be flying east this evening.'

 

[LittleSwitchy]

My bananas are ripe in the garden, I've just saw a squirrel giving them the eye.

I’m getting the image of a ‘40s radio announcer saying…
My bananas are ripe in the garden. My bananas are ripe in the garden.
The geese are flying east to crap. The geese are flying east to crap.

 

[daystate]

I’m getting the image of a ‘40s radio announcer saying…
My bananas are ripe in the garden. My bananas are ripe in the garden.
The geese are flying east to crap. The geese are flying east to crap.

You may joke but all around the west coast of france railway tracks are being ripped up and telephone lines cut.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Right, it's 3pm so come dine with me is on the box. I'd do a chicken Thai green curry and jasmin rice. A treacle sponge and kick things off with a bacon sandwich (with a gravy or jus to the southerners)

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Blood pudding, normally called Black Pudding, is a normal part of a Full English Breakfast, but Americans don't usually like offal.

Love blood pudding, it was plated uncooked next to the cheddar cheese, tiny pickled onions and crackers. 11am on Sunday mornings.. oh happy days!

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Love blood pudding, it was plated uncooked next to the cheddar cheese, tiny pickled onions and crackers. 11am on Sunday mornings.. oh happy days!

We had a secret knock on the door and were allowed to in at 10am. Darts, pool, free nibbles and gallons of lager. Although we'd share a small packet of pork scratchings.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Ok, I've a little time on my hands. To cut a long story short... ballpark but how much could a semi- professional tap dancer make on a good day in London? On a good day...I've bought the shoes already.

 

[butters]

Was she in EastEnders or not? Like a few episodes.

not that i recall, though lulu was the name of martin fowler's miscarried(? stillborn?) baby

Thanks. I remember shepherds pie, good stuff there. What’s that other dish. Blood pudding? Never had that. Heard about it from ex gf

i won't eat it. there are very few foods i won't eat, but i don't feel the need to eat blood. now if were starving...

Blood pudding, normally called Black Pudding, is a normal part of a Full English Breakfast, but Americans don't usually like offal.

not where i came from, though my dad liked it now and again.

yes butters.Correct.
Its also Greggs favourite nibble.

greggs' are yummy in a very greasy way... the peppery taste is what hooks people
the ones in the pic are mine with homemade pastry but it wasn't as flaky as i'd like.

Easy there Butters. Putting on saucy photos like that in this weather gets a guy all hot and bothered.

can't have that in the heatwave. sorry, dude.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

I've just found a small swiss roll in my fridge.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

I've just found a small swiss roll in my fridge.

I'll share as I feel it's nice to be nice.

 

[Titsandclits]

'My bananas are ripe in the garden?' It sounds like code. Are you currently standing at Checkpoint Charlie by any chance? If you are: 'The green geese will be flying east this evening.'

"Broadsword calling Danny Boy, Broadsword calling Danny Boy". Go on then, name that film in one.

 

[Btq97]

I've just found a small swiss roll in my fridge.

Did you leave you lt fridge unattended?
Did you pack the fridge yourself?

 

[Btq97]

"Broadsword calling Danny Boy, Broadsword calling Danny Boy". Go on then, name that film in one.

Where eagle dare

 

[Titsandclits]

I'll share as I feel it's nice to be nice.

All you need is the art of making five loaves and two fish feed five thousand as that mini roll just isn't going to go far

 

[CharlesBonus]

I’d go for a Vienetta. One under each armpit and another shoved down my pants.

 

[Titsandclits]

I’d go for a Vienetta. One under each armpit and another shoved down my pants.

Kinky

 

[CharlesBonus]

Is there a thread for that?

 

[LittleSwitchy]

I’d go for a Vienetta. One under each armpit and another shoved down my pants.

Is that a Vienetta or are you happy to see me?
I couldn’t resist the comment

 

[Titsandclits]

Is there a thread for that?

Kinky things to do with ice cream, it’s all yours Charles.

 

[Probus888]

I think country houses (big posh ones) had ice houses built outside, usually at least part underground. Packed with ice gathered in winter which lasted ages, into summer.

Yep, I've seen icehouses in stately homes - now there is a good setting for a story!

 

[CharlesBonus]

Kinky things to do with ice cream, it’s all yours Charles.

Lots of fun to be had with a Rocket ice lolly. And a Nobbly Bobbly can take it to the next level.

 

[butters]

have things cooled down a bit there yet?

currently, my outdoor thermo reads 100.. should be 96 with a 'feels like' of 103. i'd say it feels closer to 110. tooooooo hot out there. if i move away from the fan i'm a mess.

 

[butters]

Lovely 20c with rain today Normal UK summer weather

i miss it anything over 80 and i'm messed up