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[Anastasia1999]

Black Velvet? That’s a cheap blended Canadian whiskey.

Chancer. Like you got a chance at getting your butt kicked? Lol

Chancer as in a person would take a chance to deceive/ get one up on another person, but in a cute kind of way.

Blended whiskey? Shudder

 

[Anastasia1999]

Don’t they come out of tins?

Yes and the tins of anchovies grow on bushes

 

[Titsandclits]

Yes and the tins of anchovies grow on bushes

Oh no they don’t, it’s money that grows on bushes

 

[LittleSwitchy]

I think I need an English to English translator and a Celtic to English translator. So I can keep up with y’all

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Considering I’m half Irish. Family comes from County Cork from 1700s

 

[Titsandclits]

I think I need an English to English translator and a Celtic to English translator. So I can keep up with y’all

Good luck with that

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Good luck with that

I’m thinking Tits would be giving me misleading information.
Like telling me Dogging means good evening.

 

[Titsandclits]

I’m thinking Tits would be giving me misleading information.
Like telling me Dogging means good evening.

Don’t get into dogging, I’m not sure that’s one of our better exports

 

[Anastasia1999]

Considering I’m half Irish. Family comes from County Cork from 1700s

i bet we are related

 

[LittleSwitchy]

i bet we are related

Funny you should mention that. I buddy I used to know told me about a trip he and his son took to Ireland.
His son just graduated from school. They went to Ireland to show the son where the family comes from.
They go into a bar have a few drinks. There was a group of 5-6 people. They invited over my buddy and son. They joined them. Ordered a couple drinks. They start talking just chit chat.
One guy asked their names. My buddy tells him. Everyone got quiet. One guy leans forward… what did you say?
My buddy gets nervous and kinda looks around for close exit. My buddy tells him his name again. They all look at the guy leaning forward. The guy asked .. where are you from?
Long story short. A rather tense time.
Come to find out the 2 of them are related from years and years ago.

 

[KinoKe]

A blind Irishman walks into a bar. 'Ouch! That hurt, to be sure, to be sure. Someone might have told me it was there.'

 

[CharlesBonus]

Ah, this is where you are all hiding. Morning all

 

[Titsandclits]

Ah, this is where you are all hiding. Morning all

Hi Chas, I tried to remember all the people who posted on the ye olde thread and sent the few I could a message. Well done for finding us.

 

[CharlesBonus]

I did a bit of detective work by searching for your name and seeing what you’d been up to. TitsandClits... memorable name! Good to be back

 

[Titsandclits]

I did a bit of detective work by searching for your name and seeing what you’d been up to. TitsandClits... memorable name! Good to be back

Oh, you’ve been rifling through my murky past how did you get past the Indiana Jones style traps? Especially all those cobwebs

 

[Btq97]

Working from home today.
Going to miss the office air con
Not going to miss the drive to get there.

 

[Titsandclits]

Still on holiday, back home but not at work

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Morning Btq Bonus Tit.

 

[HampshireBoy]

Morning all, I never thought I would say this but I am missing working in offices with aircon.

 

[CharlesBonus]

Oh, you’ve been rifling through my murky past how did you get past the Indiana Jones style traps? Especially all those cobwebs

It was a tricky job. The explosive underwear littering the floor nearly got me. And the electrically charged sex-toys were deadly.

 

[CharlesBonus]

Morning all, I never thought I would say this but I am missing working in offices with aircon.

I’m working in the bedroom with curtains closed and fan on. And wearing my swimming shorts haha

 

[HampshireBoy]

I’m working in the bedroom with curtains closed and fan on. And wearing my swimming shorts haha

Good plan. Working from home I often had curtains closed and a fan on, wearing either my boxers or nothing. One manager insisted on a weekly "camera on" call to check people were ok, I know that I wasn't the only person on the call wearing a top and nothing below the waist.

 

[stickygirl]

Good plan. Working from home I often had curtains closed and a fan on, wearing either my boxers or nothing. One manager insisted on a weekly "camera on" call to check people were ok, I know that I wasn't the only person on the call wearing a top and nothing below the waist.

I've frequently told the men at work I'm naked under my boilersuit... they claim the same of course

 

[CharlesBonus]

I've frequently told the men at work I'm naked under my boilersuit... they claim the same of course

You’ll obviously need to provide proof here

 

[Titsandclits]

The time approaches 11pm on Friday evening, everyone get their glad rags on its down the night clubs.