New UK Thread

[English_guy_bkk]

That sounds like a personal question. Lol.

Yes sorry, I meant is anyone up and awake.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Up suited booted fed just about to leave for a day at the joy factory

Have fun!

 

[Titsandclits]

Awake, not out of bed yet

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Yes sorry, I meant is anyone up and awake.

No worries. I’m joking with you.
It’s just before midnight here. So I’m kinda winding down.

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Awake, not out of bed yet

Maybe you’d be outta bed if you would stop playing with the tits and clits.
Lol

 

[Titsandclits]

Maybe you’d be outta bed if you would stop playing with the tits and clits.
Lol

She’s still asleep, I’m not about to wake the slumbering beast

 

[LittleSwitchy]

She’s still asleep, I’m not about to wake the slumbering beast

Might I suggest waking the slumbering beast with coffee and chocolates in hand. Might be safer that way.

 

[Barefree55]

Yes sorry, I meant is anyone up and awake.

Up and awake, but on the other end of the world...

 

[Btq97]

Have fun!

The fun never starts at the joy factory

 

[HampshireBoy]

Anyone up yet?

I was just leaving the house for the gym at that time </smug> The trouble was that I was awake before 6 and couldn't get back to sleep

 

[Polranny]

I was just leaving the house for the gym at that time </smug> The trouble was that I was awake before 6 and couldn't get back to sleep

I was awake and dealing with my dog's upset stomach! Yuk!

 

[LittleSwitchy]

I was awake and dealing with my dog's upset stomach! Yuk!

Not a great thing to wake up to.
I hope pup feels better

 

[HampshireBoy]

I was awake and dealing with my dog's upset stomach! Yuk!

Never nice at any time (especially first thing in the morning), hope he is feeling better.

 

[KeenVoyeur]

I've searched high and low and I'm unable to find the previous iteration of this thread. We need a place to post about the weather and biscuits. But more importantly we need to comment about Boris falling on his sword. I for one think it's not soon enough.

Please add your thoughts and then we can get back to biscuits and weather.

Strange that the original thread should just disappear like Lord Lucan ... thanks for starting the new one though!
Wasn't it Boris' (pork) sword that got him into trouble in the first place? X number of kids with various women, Carrie practising her harmonica skills in his office and God knows what else will emerge from the fallout

Never too early but go easy on the cucumber

I did see someone on another thread confess to using the cucumber she took as a lunch snack for "other purposes" ... something you practise Anastasia?

Hello UKers
Back in doors with a little sunburn.

I have some cream to rub on those beauties if you get them burned Mrs S

Like you, I've been in the garden. Now have a slightly red bum and back, just checking in the mirror that my willy is ok

I'm pretty sure your willy is OK, judging by the photos, but if you need a hand ...

 

[English_guy_bkk]

https://forum.literotica.com/forums/literotica-chat-support-forum.70/

I'm on the case of the missing thread.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

I was awake and dealing with my dog's upset stomach! Yuk!

Oh no ..you didn't step in it did you?

 

[ToPleaseHim]

https://forum.literotica.com/forums/literotica-chat-support-forum.70/

I'm on the case of the missing thread.

That is the support forum for Lit Chat. They won’t have any information about missing forum threads.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

That is the support forum for Lit Chat. They won’t have any information about missing forum threads.

Oh ok thanks, l got the thread in a reply.
Thanks again.

 

[shrek100]

Strange that the original thread should just disappear like Lord Lucan ... thanks for starting the new one though!
Wasn't it Boris' (pork) sword that got him into trouble in the first place? X number of kids with various women, Carrie practising her harmonica skills in his office and God knows what else will emerge from the fallout

I did see someone on another thread confess to using the cucumber she took as a lunch snack for "other purposes" ... something you practise Anastasia?

I have some cream to rub on those beauties if you get them burned Mrs S

I'm pretty sure your willy is OK, judging by the photos, but if you need a hand ...

Nobody ever offers that service to me mr s x

 

[Anastasia1999]

Strange that the original thread should just disappear like Lord Lucan ... thanks for starting the new one though!
Wasn't it Boris' (pork) sword that got him into trouble in the first place? X number of kids with various women, Carrie practising her harmonica skills in his office and God knows what else will emerge from the fallout

I did see someone on another thread confess to using the cucumber she took as a lunch snack for "other purposes" ... something you practise Anastasia?

I have some cream to rub on those beauties if you get them burned Mrs S

I'm pretty sure your willy is OK, judging by the photos, but if you need a hand ...

No, I just prefer my cucumbers in my crustless sandwiches or sliced into a salad, than in Pimms or Gin and Tonic.

what do you take me for?

 

[drobert44]

Are you Brits going to Imperial measures and weights?

 

[LittleSwitchy]

No, I just prefer my cucumbers in my crustless sandwiches or sliced into a salad, than in Pimms or Gin and Tonic.

what do you take me for?

Ok. Total Yankee question here.
What is Pimms?

Anastasia
What do I take for you?
Might be a question better asked in private.
Lol

 

[Anastasia1999]

Ok. Total Yankee question here.
What is Pimms?

Anastasia
What do I take for you?
Might be a question better asked in private.
Lol

https://www.delish.com/uk/cocktails-drinks/a30938652/pimms/

really British drink.

I was asked once if I knew what Irish Pimms was. I didn’t, I was told it was a pint of Guinness with a raw potato floating in it

 

[LittleSwitchy]

https://www.delish.com/uk/cocktails-drinks/a30938652/pimms/

really British drink.

I was asked once if I knew what Irish Pimms was. I didn’t, I was told it was a pint of Guinness with a raw potato floating in it

I think I need a English to Yankee translator.
And why do they say fill container half with ice? Doesn’t that water down the drink? That’s sac religious.

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Y’all pay me no mind. I’m just a wee little smart ass. I don’t know the Brit term for smartass for a guy. Smartass for a lady is, Proper Madam?