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We always read stories about how a hung guy overtakes a relationship, impregnates the wife - and he can make is 12 incher cum again and again and again....

How about turning the tables. Some egotistical SOB with a huge cock gets put in his place - just cause its bigger doesn's make it better.
 
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RJ.....thought he had a huge cock. He always wore tight jeans and would massage his cock to semi-hardness just to make it bulge out when ever he went out in public. His neighbor Jill....had an idea....she had seen RJ through his bedroom window...he had some hottie sucking his cock..she thought he couldn't be more than 8 inches...sure, it was a fat cock, but she had had bigger. More than once RJ had had smiled at her an adjusted his cock his cock thinking to tease her.

She wanted to teach RJ a lesson, but she needed the help of her two cousins Randy and Reggie..who she knew had at 9 and 10 inch pricks respectively. Both boys had been fucking Jill since they were teen agers and Jill loved two really huge hard cocks at the same time.
 
FastFastr said:
We always read stories about how a hung guy overtakes a relationship, impregnates the wife - and he can make is 12 incher cum again and again and again....

How about turning the tables. Some egotistical SOB with a huge cock gets put in his place - just cause its bigger doesn's make it better.

Most of the stories of the 12 inch cock that can cum again and again are written by guys with a 3 inch dick who usually last about 3 minutes on the job then go to sleep.

I know women with huge cunt holes who actually prefer an average 6 - 7 inch dick rotated about rather than a huge monster banged in and out, my wife included luckily for me, hehe.


pops...........;)
 
FastFastr said:

How about turning the tables. Some egotistical SOB with a huge cock gets put in his place - just cause its bigger doesn's make it better.

I like this idea! :) How did I let it slip past me the first time?!? :eek: ;)

I'm seeing this cocky (no pun intended) young man somewhere in his 20s thinking he's "all that" and the "modern aged John Holmes" when it comes to his equipment. Constantly he makes fun of his friend's boyfriends, his guy friends, and even males he does not know. Obviously his mouth gets him into a lot of trouble!

So, he's at the local college pub one night and he's had a few too many beers. His friends are used to his mouth and they ignore it because to them the friendship is worth hanging onto. His cockiness is his only downfall and he's an otherwise great guy, etc. They try to quiet him down at the bar because they know not everyone "appreciates" him.

But, this guy is going on and on and it seems he's getting louder the drunker he becomes. He's turned his attention to "jocks". No specific sport, mind you, but jocks in general. And, there just so happens to be some football players at the bar playing darts not far from his table. (And, this is a state's large University where "football is the state's life"...kinda like the Nebraska Cornfuckers. :eek: lol So, the jocks think they're "all that" too.)

One of the jocks confronts the guy and gets into his face. The guy's friends are trying to shut him up and they're apologizing to the jock. Several of the other jocks are trying to hold their friend back as well. No one wants a drunken brawl to break out.

Finally the jocks get their friend to back off and the other group of friends gets the lead character to shut up. In fact, they're telling him they think it's time to go home and sleep his future hangover off. He refuses a ride from his friends and says "I'm fine, I'm fine". They know he's not and don't want him to drive. Finally he says he's walking home then because he just wants to be alone. (In his drunken mind he's pissed and thinks his friends "betrayed" him for shutting him up and not "standing up for him".)

He leaves the bar. The jock who had been in his face tells his friends he "has to take a piss" and leaves the dart board area. He doesn't go to the rest room, though. He goes out the front door. He's following the other guy. Soon he's on his tail. (After all, being athletic has its advantages!)

The guy is confronted. They argue. He's not scared because the beer is still working its magic in him. He thinks he's "more than all that" now and that he can kick the jock's ass. He soon discovers he cannot and it is his ass that's in trouble...! ;)
 
FastFastr said:
We always read stories about how a hung guy overtakes a relationship, impregnates the wife - and he can make is 12 incher cum again and again and again....

How about turning the tables. Some egotistical SOB with a huge cock gets put in his place - just cause its bigger doesn's make it better.

Size is not always a good thing I know of a boy who had a large prick even when flaccid the problem was when he got an erection the extra pressure on his body made him pass out.

His name was Adrian...
 
Aye...I had an ex that was hung like a mule...but it didn't help when the sex was only five minutes long.

It's not the size...it's how many times they can make it rise.
 
hiya

i agree mary, but it's even better if they can go a bit longer in the first place as well, i've met a few of the big dicked 5 minute wonders, but i prefer the average sized 20 minute wonder, (or longer hopefully).

i can see a good tale about a bloke put in his place would be fun.

lorri
 
Aye...you would think by 25 he would have learned to think about baseball...fluffy kittens...Don King...something.

*chuckles* Anyways...yes...agreed. I would much rather have someone that can get it right the first time. Then again, if they continuously got it right, I wouldn't mind them getting it right again a couple of hours later. :devil:
 
yep!!

hay why wait as long as a couple of hours to go cool, giggle, oh i am a dirty cow, giggle again.






lorri;)
 
What's going to happen when there's this guy would is not 12 inches and is not going uh, uh, uh moments after he's in?

The guy is not cocky, he knows his place; been around the block a few times.

He is not walking around wagging his cock in women faces.

He is not a jock, but has kicked more than a few of there asses, because the under estimated him because of his thin build.

This guy is confident, and not afraid to talk to women, but he is repectful to them, unless he has a very good reason not to be.

He already knows the disadvanages of having a healthy sized cock.

Now, what lesson can this guy be tought?
 
obedientpet said:

Yeah :D

What's going to happen when there's this guy that is not 12 inches and is not going uh, uh, uh moments after he's in a woman? Mean lasting more than a few seconds.
 
So, what does size have to do with a man cumming too soon? Many men do it. Different size, race, and color of men can "uh, uh" too quickly.
 
obedientpet said:
So, what does size have to do with a man cumming too soon? Many men do it. Different size, race, and color of men can "uh, uh" too quickly.

What I'm saying is that, just because a man is bigger than average, but not John Holmes doesn't mean that his is a jerk, quick fucker, or likes to brag.
 
obedientpet said:
Different size, race, and color of men can "uh, uh" too quickly.

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new synonym for "having an orgasm"!

Instead of writing your usual "he came", "he shot his load", or "he filled her pussy with his love juices", you can now achieve a higher degree of variety by writing "he pulled himself out and uh, uh, uh-ed in her face".

:D
 
Svenskaflicka said:
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new synonym for "having an orgasm"!

Instead of writing your usual "he came", "he shot his load", or "he filled her pussy with his love juices", you can now achieve a higher degree of variety by writing "he pulled himself out and uh, uh, uh-ed in her face".

:D

You're getting funnier :D
 
Svenskaflicka said:
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new synonym for "having an orgasm"!

Instead of writing your usual "he came", "he shot his load", or "he filled her pussy with his love juices", you can now achieve a higher degree of variety by writing "he pulled himself out and uh, uh, uh-ed in her face".

Just writing it the way I read it.
 
The reason I brought up the idiot with the big dick is that most big dick stories have women leaving their husbands for a guy who is 12 inches long, lasts 45 minutes per fuck, remains hard for 3-4 or 5 sessions, each lasting 30-50 minutes. Of course his loads are each bigger then most guys when they pee. A good story would have a guy with a big dick and big ego that turns out to be nothing special, or worse.

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You are right blacksnake, good guys and assholes exist in every cock size, as do good and bad lovers.
 
Here's a little reality.

If a woman leaves her husband for you, what makes you think she's not going to leave you for someone else?
 
Whoever is cheating, it is their fault. No ifs, ands, or buts about it. No one holds them at gun point saying cheat on your spouse/lover or you're dead. They make their own decisions with their lives.

And, in my opinion, once a cheater always a cheater.
 
BlackSnake said:
Here's a little reality.

If a woman leaves her husband for you, what makes you think she's not going to leave you for someone else?

Such behavior may not be acceptable in a religiously influenced societal context, but it would be in her best interest reproductively speaking. Genetically diverse offspring are more likely to thrive in the face of adversity.
 
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