new to this!!!

[Garnate]

Windy out there.

Seriously. At least it's sunny.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Seriously. At least it's sunny.

I went for a walk this morning and almost got blown out of my crocs!

 

[artemesia_g]

Tired. Can you believe I had to be showered and dressed before noon? ON A SATURDAY?!

Ahem.

I'm good, how are you?

That's cruel and unusual punishment!

I'm doing just fine. Thrilled to have a weekend.

 

[Garnate]

crocs!

This was your first mistake.

That's cruel and unusual punishment!

I'm doing just fine. Thrilled to have a weekend.

What are you guys getting up to? I'm slowly getting the house ready for Vino and DT. Slowly.

 

[Saint Peter]

I think you boob likes me!


:underpants bandages:

 

[Garnate]

I think you boob likes me!


:underpants bandages:

I want a pic of you in the Handerpants!

 

[Saint Peter]

I want a pic of you in the Handerpants!

You make spring loaded dashboard Jesus feel left out!

 

[artemesia_g]

This was your first mistake.


What are you guys getting up to? I'm slowly getting the house ready for Vino and DT. Slowly.

You guys are going to have a BLAST!

We're about to take the kiddo to her weekend activity. The kiddo who is suddenly as tall as me. I can't take it!

 

[rosco rathbone]

from Mike Leigh's "Naked":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RrvNY-SZE8&feature=related

 

[Garnate]

You make spring loaded dashboard Jesus feel left out!

I definitely want to see him, too. Please tell me you didn't try those bacon mints, though. Omg they're awful...

You guys are going to have a BLAST!

We're about to take the kiddo to her weekend activity. The kiddo who is suddenly as tall as me. I can't take it!

I can't wait til my sons are as tall as me! Then they can take the trash out and do the dishes and....

 

[1sickbastard]

Just wanted to say hello to everyone x

Oh heavens. It's not a good idea for a lamb to go say hello to wolves and jackles. Run, honey. run while you still can.
Or if you're gonna hang a round, get a really good suit of armor, and a large gauge, clip-fed, pump action shot gun, and a semi-auto assault rifle.

Why exactly are you being rude? I was simply saying hello.

Thus illustrating my point.


Seriously, the GB is a tough place. There are plenty of nice folks here, but there are plenty of jerks also, the kinds of monkeys that take shit-flinging to the Olypmic level.

 

[fluffPE]

He's gonna kick your ass.

Good thing you never listened to him, sweet cheeks.

 

[semen4her]

I find it rude and retarded when somebody replies to another but doesn't quote the person they are directing their post at.

I hear the Scottish are really bad for that.

 

[fluffPE]

Fuck off!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Yours are hideous!

1 : offensive to the senses and especially to sight : exceedingly ugly

Time for an eye exam for you.


Try not to fuck yourself too severely on the way there.

 

[fluffPE]

Time for an eye exam for you.


Try not to fuck yourself too severely on the way there.

I'll be gentle...at first.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I'll be gentle...at first.

Save the sockets. You'll be needing those.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Saint Peter]

Lord woman, you just put that man's eye out.

I am tough.

I can take it.

 

[unregistered]

 

[albertaboy]

Why exactly are you being rude? I was simply saying hello.

It's part of the General Board deal, until you post naked pics noone will accept you.

The playground is a bit friendlier, now if you will just post naked pics of yourself everyone will like you.

 

[torchthebitch]

Run while you still can. Here there be beasties.

And I'm not talking wee, sleekit, cowr'n, tim'rous ones either.