New to the Party.

[Joe Wordsworth]

Hiya,

I'm quite new to the Lit community, been reading for a long time and writing for just a short while. Rather was a regular on some boards elsewhere a long time ago, and I missed the sex community after they died off.

So, nice to meet you all, hope to make a nice little stay here.

Sincerely,

Joe




(sorry for this being a bit cross-posted, community is a contact sport--more contact is a higher score, no?)

 

[Guest]

hiyas joe..
nice ta meet ya. grab a fork and dive right in.. if you swirl just right you can get a mouth full..

 

[ABSTRUSE]

hiyas joe..
nice ta meet ya. grab a fork and dive right in.. if you swirl just right you can get a mouth full..

did you make that up yourself?

Welcome Joe, ignore her, she's a crack whore.

 

[Guest]

Hola, JW. Welcome from Perdita. Ignore any monkeys or sheep, keep your gaucheness to a minimum (unless you're from Yorkshire), don't call Svenskaflicka 'Sven', but you can make fun of British pancakes and sandwiches.

 

[Guest]

did you make that up yourself?

Welcome Joe, ignore her, she's a crack whore.

Now that Abs is gone.. she loves attention.. anything you can do to lurk on her.. she adores it.

shes my pimpdiddy.. wild with a shank.. but a big softie on the inside

 

[cloudy]

Hi, Joe - welcome to the zoo!

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

I am incurably inquisitive. What sex community was it that died off ... and is it catching?

On second thought, scratch that.

Welcome to the AH.

 

[rgraham666]

Hi Joe. Welcome to AH.

Don't worry. None of us are dangerous, or contagious.

 

[cantdog]

Hop in, we're all bozos here.

I don't know how much of a sex community the AH is, compared to some of the other boards. But we have community.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Hop in, we're all bozos here.

I don't know how much of a sex community the AH is, compared to some of the other boards. But we have community.

Well, there are some nice Bozoites hanging around.

Welcome on board the board Joe. Anybody named Wordsworth from Oxford Ms, the land of Wm. Faulkner, automatically qualifies as an Author's Hangout Irregular.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Guest]

Hop in, we're all bozos here.

I don't know how much of a sex community the AH is, compared to some of the other boards. But we have community.

bozo?? moi? no way, jose.. im just intellectually challenged and blond.. means i can say alot and not shoulder the blame...

 

[lucky-E-leven]

... None of us are dangerous...

Speak for yourself, RG.

Welcome, Joe!

~lucky

 

[Wicked-N-Erotic]

Hello Joe and Welcome.

I've nothing clever to say nor any good advice to give...So, I'll just leave you with a warm welcome.


Wicked

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Pardon me for saying so, W-n-E, but I believe your cleavage says it all.



~lucky

 

[cantdog]

It looks like a warm welcome indeed, from here.

 

[Wicked-N-Erotic]

Pardon me for saying so, W-n-E, but I believe your cleavage says it all.

Ohhh, I hope that's a good thing

Must admit, When I let the "girls" do the talking I usually get what I want

It looks like a warm welcome indeed, from here

Cant, it's the warmest welcome I have to offer



Wicked

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Ohhh, I hope that's a good thing

Must admit, When I let the "girls" do the talking I usually get what I want

Wicked

Definitely a good thing from where I'm sittin'!

I agree. If ya' got 'em, use 'em!

~lucky

 

[Guest]

Welcome, Joe!

The Author's Hangout here on Lit contains some of the most warm and caring, brilliant and insightful, clever and innovative, warped and twisted people it has ever been my pleasure to know.

I'm sure you'll fit right in!



P.S. And the AH is apparently the home of the "Come as your favorite nude Sleeztak" for the Land of the Lost fan club party.

(P.P.S. Lucky, are you trying to deflower yet another virgin???)

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Re: Welcome, Joe!

(P.P.S. Lucky, are you trying to deflower yet another virgin???)

I was thinking on it but got side-tracked by W-N-E's breastesses. She seems to have gone to bed now, though. Mind if I ogle yours? I'm in need of inspiration.

~lucky

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

Ah, fresh meat. Wait, I didn't mean...stop running a-fuck it. I never know what to say at these things.

Oh well, grab a chair or some lube and hop in. It's a glorious ol' orgy of minds here.

P.S. Nice to see a fellow with similar tastes in last names.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Welcome, Joe!

I was thinking on it but got side-tracked by W-N-E's breastesses. She seems to have gone to bed now, though. Mind if I ogle yours? I'm in need of inspiration.

~lucky

Feel free to check out my tits whenever you want, lucky.

(Like it would be the first time???)

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Re: Re: Re: Welcome, Joe!

Feel free to check out my tits whenever you want, lucky.

(Like it would be the first time???)

Correct.

Nor will it be the last.

~lucky

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Welcome, Joe!

Correct.

Nor will it be the last.

~lucky

Slut.


(are we meeting at the same place?)

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Welcome, Joe!

Slut.


(are we meeting at the same place?)

Yes, you delicious whore, over my knee as always.



~lucky

 

[Belegon]

Lucky and Sarahh...

Damn it, where did I leave that camera?!