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[Amfig]

Thought that at my old age I'd tried about everything. Wrong!

Couple of days ago the wife covered my cock with lube. She then removed the necklace of fake plastic "pearls from her neck, wwrapped them around my shaft three or four times, and began to stroke them up and down over the length of my cock. It was awesome.

Later, she wrapped the pearls in a loop around my shaft and balls and hopped on. Slid the pearls around my balls, and on the downstroke, had a couple pushed up next to her clit. Awesome.

I give the "pearl job" a 9.5. Try it and post!

 

[SlowMoe]

mmmm....sounds very yummy!

It just goes to show how much stuff you can use around the house in your sex play!

SlowMoe

 

[MR.GGG]

REAL PEARLS??

KEWL! A $60,000 ORGASM "MACHINE" !!

IF THEY ARE (ooops sorry - shhhhh) a continuous string and all of uniform in size ... did you return the favour? Lube the whole string, lube her lips and then open the string and holding each end. Then run the pearls across her clit like you're gonna saw her in half (euuuww!). Keep it really light at first and then just a little harder and faster and faster. The bump of each pearl rubbing past her clit and bumping it will feel like SUPER TONGUE MAN has attacked. If she is multi-orgasmic from clitoral stimulation THIS will do it for her.

There's another thing you can do with this set of pearls but if they are genuine I'm not even going to mention it here. It involves a place darker than the original oyster besides they sell balls on string for that very purpose. Doing THAT with real pearls is just way too kinky for me!

Avoid trying to mechanically duplicate this (and other) procedures described herein by using whipper-snippers or chain saws. Trust me on this. The effects will be the same for only a second or two!

 

[Amfig]

REAL PEARLS??

KEWL! A $60,000 ORGASM "MACHINE" !!

Read the post. Fake plastic pearls. She has the real ones. I bought them for her. But I don't think I'd try that.

 

[MR.GGG]

"Read the post. Fake plastic pearls."

... deepest apologies for not reading every letter. My degree of comprehension tends to drop off after reading stuff all day. Quick scans usually work for the fluff. I didn't know there'd be an exam at the end.

 

[Amfig]

"Read the post. Fake plastic pearls."

... deepest apologies for not reading every letter. My degree of comprehension tends to drop off after reading stuff all day. Quick scans usually work for the fluff. I didn't know there'd be an exam at the end.

No problem. If I thought the insurance would cover them for every possible flake or scratch, I'd have her use the real ones, for that matter. And an orgasm machine that expensive would be way kewl.

 

[Ice Princess]

Sounds like she picked up a copy of Lou Paget's How to Be a Great Lover. That's almost exactly her description of the pearl trick from the book.

She says the real risk with using real pearls -- or I suppose fake ones too -- is the string. If they're strung on plastic, then washing and oiling and all that won't hurt them, but that otherwise the string may rot.

 

[lorelai715]

I love that book!!

I just got a copy of that book after one of my friends told me about it. It's amazing - lots of great suggestions for manual and oral stimulation.

The bf is interested in trying the pearl thing, but I've only got the real ones and a string of freshwater pearls, but the freshwater pearls wouldn't be good for it. So I'm thinking about getting the plastic ones - and it could be a longer strand than what I've got now - but I don't know where to find cheap jewelry.

 

[Amfig]

Sounds like she picked up a copy of Lou Paget's How to Be a Great Lover. That's almost exactly her description of the pearl trick from the book.

She says the real risk with using real pearls -- or I suppose fake ones too -- is the string. If they're strung on plastic, then washing and oiling and all that won't hurt them, but that otherwise the string may rot.

Oil should not hurt a silk string. Most of the jewelers I know use silk string and a knotter. Usually have the real ones restrung every couple of years, anyway.

Don't know about the book. I think she mentioned something about having seen it on the "Sunday Night Sex Show" on Oxygen.

 

[Amfig]

Re: I love that book!!

The bf is interested in trying the pearl thing, but I've only got the real ones and a string of freshwater pearls, but the freshwater pearls wouldn't be good for it. So I'm thinking about getting the plastic ones - and it could be a longer strand than what I've got now - but I don't know where to find cheap jewelry.

For cheap plastic pearls, any dept. store has a costume jewelry section. Might also search ebay.

 

[~tehya~]

Mardi Gras beads also work well.
i have several stings of these beads that aren't exactly spheres, instead they have many facets. i have to say, the husband thouroughly enjoyed the whole experience.

 

[dreamer]

WOWEE>..this sounds great! This is definitely getting put on the list.

Thanks for sharing Amfig.

 

[Amfig]

Mardi Gras beads also work well.
i have several stings of these beads that aren't exactly spheres, instead they have many facets. i have to say, the husband thouroughly enjoyed the whole experience.

Those would work just fine. Except, of course, during Lent.