New to Lit! Excited to meet writers and sex enthusiast

[barbiewq]

Hi! I have already met a handful of people. A few very exciting encounters and a few jerks. You would think with all the stories on here guys wouldnt try to get you to write dirty just so they could jack and go. I look forward to making a few longer term pen pals....

 

[1sickbastard]

Well, welcome to the General Board (aka the GB) which has the highest percentage of jerks on Lit (outside the readership for the Loving Wives story category).

Have fun and I hope you have a thick skin...

 

[Debbie]

Is this the Jerk circle? 'Cos i could do with a hand job or a bj.

Thrusts out bony hips and waves tiny appendage around for all to see.

Welcome newbie.

 

[barbiewq]

Lmao sorry no wanking done by me. Although I do give an amazing bj i wilk have to pass on you. I dont care for the bony sort lol

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I smell a warrior queen alt.

 

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[Riles]

We never get any strippers joining lately.

How happy would you be if you were elected as a recruiter?

 

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[barbiewq]

Ummmm

Yeah the whole newbie part is showing. Recruiter??? Huh??? Lmao

 

[Riles]

General or specific?

I just gave you wank fodder worth at least a double load and you're asking questions?

Ungrateful... *mutter mutter*

 

[Riles]

Yeah the whole newbie part is showing. Recruiter??? Huh??? Lmao

We speak in tongues.

 

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[barbiewq]

Ahh haa

Ahhh So you must be the trolls I have heard much of. I guess I was expecting at least humorous ones.

 

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[Riles]

Unless buried in some fine ass.

Your tongue in my tail?

Ooooh Jimmy, you say the sweetest things.

 

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[Riles]

I think that might be the first time I have been accused of being a troll. It feels like there should be cake or something.

 

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[Riles]

I prefer pink to black when discussing the tonguing of tails.

 

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