New Thread, Old Thread, Red, White and Blue thread!

[Starfish]

Fuck off France. America is generally better endowed and we eat pussy with better flair and zinnnnggggg!

But with that aside even, I say we get color dibs, because, well, you're a bunch of stuck up-bitchy pants.

 

[Azwed]

FIRSSTTTT POSTTT

ok this is old now.

 

[Starfish]

Yes, that falls under the 'old thread' part of this thread.

 

[Azwed]

I challenge anyone to come up with 11 or more contributions the french have made to the world.

The best me and some friends have done is 10 and some of them were a real stretch.

 

[Shaq]

FIRSSTTTT POSTTT

ok this is old now.

It gets better with age I say...

 

[Private Vasquez]

and sneeches have stars on thars

 

[Starfish]

Fine Baked Goodies like Crepes, Baguettes and since Azwed is a picky little cunt, I'll throw Bon Bons in with this catagory.
Tongue Kissing
Berets
That big palace of the Sun king
Nude beaches
Parfume
La Louvre
Many wonderful Artists: Monet/Manet/Pissaro/Morisot/
Bree (that fucking ripe cheese)
Quiche
The Guilloutine
There....

sUck my Francois.

 

[Private Vasquez]

oui oui

 

[Azwed]

I see most of that should be lumped under one category called, "very fattening pastries."

 

[Starfish]

LOL.

But Baguettes are bread.

 

[naudiz]

Quiche.

You want to know what's wrong with quiche?

Not a god damned thing. That's what.

 

[Azwed]

LOL.

But Baguettes are bread.

bahh fine baked goods. smart ass.

 

[Starfish]

I am a fine, baked good, smartass.

Quiche is like pie only better and for dinner.

 

[Mellon Collie]

Crepes
Tongue Kissing
Berets
That big palace of the Sun king
Nude beaches
Baguettes
Bon Bons
Parfume
La Louvre
Many wonderful Artists: Monet/Manet/Pissaro/Morisot/
Bree (that fucking ripe cheese)

And French Bread Pizza

Mmmmmm

 

[Starfish]

MC, not that you aren't preciously edible yourself, but I think the stupid Americans came up with that shit.

Or was that what you were implying?

But of course you were.

Cause America rules and Frenchy Frog fuckers drool.

 

[Mellon Collie]

The Chinese could have come up with it for all I know.

I thought it was French bread like pizza but on French bread...see where I'm going with this folks?

 

[Azwed]

The Chinese could have come up with it for all I know.

I thought it was French bread like pizza but on French bread...see where I'm going with this folks?

Honestly no all I see are Mellon boobies

 

[Starfish]

what he said.

 

[Mellon Collie]

Focus Az...

The Pizza part may be from the Americans but we have to give "props" as you young people say, to the French for the mighty fine bread.

That's if the bread is even French - they could be lying about it, I'm sure that wouldn't be above them.

 

[Starfish]

Yes, like I mean.... how much fucking difference is there between Italian Bread and French Bread?

I worked in a bakery for 5 years and the only difference was the fricking shape and lable name.

I call crepes... craps.

I love em, but they're crap for you.

 

[Rhys]

I call crepes... craps.

Where I am from thats a game ...



the only phrases I know in French are all obcenities ( or the Lady Marmalade request)

and I know omelette du fromage...

so I won't starve at least

 

[Mellon Collie]

I worked in a bakery for 5 years and the only difference was the fricking shape and lable name.

Hell yeah, stupid bread.

Maybe I'll make Italian bread in the shape of a dinosaur and then call it Mellon Collie Bread and then we can make Mellon Collie Bread Pizza.

That'll show them - stupid French.

 

[Shaq]

Quiche.

You want to know what's wrong with quiche?

Not a god damned thing. That's what.

Aren't quiche's green?

 

[naudiz]

Aren't quiche's green?

Maybe if Dr. Seuss made them.

Okay, that made sense to me because I'm still working my way through that pitcher of beer, and -every damned thing- is hilarious.

 

[Azwed]

Hell yeah, stupid bread.

Maybe I'll make Italian bread in the shape of a dinosaur and then call it Mellon Collie Bread and then we can make Mellon Collie Bread Pizza.

That'll show them - stupid French.

I wouldn't mind nibbling on some Mellon Collie.

Yum Yum