New sub Haven

[Johnny Mayberry]

Oh wow, this is quite a compromise guide.

What do you do with a subbie after you have emptied her bank accounts and destroyed her self-esteem? Is it time to give her a glass of Kool-Aid?

You can always trade her to a street gang for a DVD player.

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

His "BaseBall Bat-ness" only sells the dumb ones.

You are safe.

Safe?!? All subs are dumb...haven't you ben at Lit long enough to know that?

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

OMG...i leave this thread and these peo0ple alone for five freaking minutes and it just grows and grows. (no, Master Sir, i was Not talking of Your penis!!!) This one wonders just what the hell will happen next? This one really needs to stay on top of things. This one agrees wholeheartedly with Anelize....a combo of Eb and His Wonderfulness...could be a very dangerous thing....
PET

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

OMG...i leave this thread and these peo0ple alone for five freaking minutes and it just grows and grows. (no, Master Sir, i was Not talking of Your penis!!!) This one wonders just what the hell will happen next? This one really needs to stay on top of things. This one agrees wholeheartedly with Anelize....a combo of Eb and His Wonderfulness...could be a very dangerous thing....
PET

Even more dangerous when you never call or IM someone...how are you?!?

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Sorry Your golden Massiveness...(really Sweetheart i am sorry)..I had a problem with the meds i took the other night to help me sleep...some sorta wierd reaction....anyway...i am off tomorrow...make it up to You then, promise..

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Sorry Your golden Massiveness...(really Sweetheart i am sorry)..I had a problem with the meds i took the other night to help me sleep...some sorta wierd reaction....anyway...i am off tomorrow...make it up to You then, promise..

I'll hold you to it!

 

[Caitlynne]

His "BaseBall Bat-ness" only sells the dumb ones.

You are safe.

LOL......... You're right, I am safe!!!

 

[Caitlynne]

Safe?!? All subs are dumb...haven't you ben at Lit long enough to know that?

My bad!!!!

Cait goes to the corner to try and reflect on how stupid she really is...... but just can't seem to get the hang of it... Try as she may, she just can't seem to be 'dumb enough'..... Something she will surely be punished for, REALLY punished for!!!!

How submissive could she be if she 'thinks'!!!

~sigh~ A failure that's what she is, a complete failure.. ~sigh~

 

[Ebonyfire]

My bad!!!!

Cait goes to the corner to try and reflect on how stupid she really is...... but just can't seem to get the hang of it... Try as she may, she just can't seem to be 'dumb enough'..... Something she will surely be punished for, REALLY punished for!!!!

How submissive could she be if she 'thinks'!!!

~sigh~ A failure that's what she is, a complete failure.. ~sigh~

Face it! YOU are not a REAL submissive! Begone wannabe!

 

[D's mariposa]

approaching on her knees, eyes averted from His Manly Staff Of Dominance, and His Most Righteous Girthetudes Accounting Wench

Please, oh Great and Powerful Dommly One, this miserable excuse of a girl has no money to give, no valuables to offer, she has only her worthless cunt, and begs the priveledge of selling it to the lowest, condomless bidder as often as possible in order to enrich Your Incredible Domly Self. If this humble offering pleases not Your Masterfullness, please allow her to bask in the glow of Your Benifisence if the corner of Your most Holy Latrine, where even the Righteous Excrement of Your Dommly Body glows of its accord........

grovels most becomingly in her red silks

 

[Caitlynne]

Face it! YOU are not a REAL submissive! Begone wannabe!

Cait breaks down, throws herself on the ground ....... begging for forgivness and guidance. She knows she is nothing but a wannabe, a fraud, a fake...... And that only through admitting this can she rid herself of 'thinking' .......

She knows that a REAL Dom can think far better than she can, that a REAL Dom knows what is best, and that a REAL Dom can lead her to her real life purpose... becoming a worthless, stupid, slut to all mankind. A most worthy goal for a REAL submissive!

It is only a delusion that 'she' can 'think'. ~sigh~

 

[niteshade]

This newest of new, most ignorant sub wishes to beg for forgiveness, and apologize for not abasing herself before the glory of Your Staff of Dominance sooner. I know that I will never be forgiven, but beg to be punished so that I might learn my proper place.

Hey, are there any gummy bears left?

 

[TwistaFate]

blessed tidings to all

I thought i would drop in and say hello to everyone, I look forward to hearing from all of you, until then, be safe and have a blessed day

 

[FungiUg]

You are obviously so amazing and so smart that i feel that i should just give all my money up to You. i am nothing but a stupid little subbie, incapable of managing my finances by myself.

I do hope he castigated you royally for not having enough in your accounts for him to spend on frivolities!

 

[FungiUg]

Hey, are there any gummy bears left?

As any true Dom would do, I will see the wondrous success of Johnnie, and in a spat of indignation and jealousy that someone else can be successful and admired, I shall rush off to create my own competing thread.

It shall be called (of course) "Newer Sub Haven" and as an enticement, will have free gummy bears (for a short time only!)

 

[Caitlynne]

^ Gummie bears, did someone say gummie bears?

 

[FungiUg]

LOL........... And as a last act of submission to His Gloriousness, any REAL submissive would be glad to be sold. It would be an honor to be sold, why I feel like being sold right now!

$5!

Okay, $4?

$3, but it's my final offer.

 

[Ebonyfire]

Cait breaks down, throws herself on the ground ....... begging for forgivness and guidance. She knows she is nothing but a wannabe, a fraud, a fake...... And that only through admitting this can she rid herself of 'thinking' .......

She knows that a REAL Dom can think far better than she can, that a REAL Dom knows what is best, and that a REAL Dom can lead her to her real life purpose... becoming a worthless, stupid, slut to all mankind. A most worthy goal for a REAL submissive!

It is only a delusion that 'she' can 'think'. ~sigh~

And a REAL Dom really knows how to spend her hard earned money!

 

[Ebonyfire]

approaching on her knees, eyes averted from His Manly Staff Of Dominance, and His Most Righteous Girthetudes Accounting Wench

Please, oh Great and Powerful Dommly One, this miserable excuse of a girl has no money to give, no valuables to offer, she has only her worthless cunt, and begs the priveledge of selling it to the lowest, condomless bidder as often as possible in order to enrich Your Incredible Domly Self. If this humble offering pleases not Your Masterfullness, please allow her to bask in the glow of Your Benifisence if the corner of Your most Holy Latrine, where even the Righteous Excrement of Your Dommly Body glows of its accord........

grovels most becomingly in her red silks

Eb snickers knowing full well they will not be red much longer once they hit the Domly Latrine!

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

approaching on her knees, eyes averted from His Manly Staff Of Dominance, and His Most Righteous Girthetudes Accounting Wench

Please, oh Great and Powerful Dommly One, this miserable excuse of a girl has no money to give, no valuables to offer, she has only her worthless cunt, and begs the priveledge of selling it to the lowest, condomless bidder as often as possible in order to enrich Your Incredible Domly Self. If this humble offering pleases not Your Masterfullness, please allow her to bask in the glow of Your Benifisence if the corner of Your most Holy Latrine, where even the Righteous Excrement of Your Dommly Body glows of its accord........

grovels most becomingly in her red silks

I can only sell you if it will completely destroy your self-esteem...that is the ultimate goal of D/s, I think...for a Dom to stroke his ego by destroying pathetic little subbies!! Let me think, at $20 a 'head*snicker*...you could probably make me a few hunder bucks a night!

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Cait breaks down, throws herself on the ground ....... begging for forgivness and guidance. She knows she is nothing but a wannabe, a fraud, a fake...... And that only through admitting this can she rid herself of 'thinking' .......

She knows that a REAL Dom can think far better than she can, that a REAL Dom knows what is best, and that a REAL Dom can lead her to her real life purpose... becoming a worthless, stupid, slut to all mankind. A most worthy goal for a REAL submissive!

It is only a delusion that 'she' can 'think'. ~sigh~

Finally, one of you whores sees the light...now suck some cock on a stretcorner, so I can have money to go out with my girlfriend.

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Re: blessed tidings to all

I thought i would drop in and say hello to everyone, I look forward to hearing from all of you, until then, be safe and have a blessed day

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!? Blessed day my ass, why don't you drop to your knees and service my accountant?

This is the 'Be a dickhead Dom' thread...I'm sure you know how to play, right?

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Did i miss the gummi bears....??

Oh most Glorious Golden Master (and the rest of You Domly types)
i have been very lackadaisical in my service to this thread. I really have no home life to speak of since i really have no need of one. Master has told me what to do and i will do as he said...ie send all of my money to Mz. Eb. The occassion has arisen for me to offer myself to the lowest bidder...in increments of 1 dollar. I need to raise enough money to make sure His Gloriousness has cigerettes and since the cost has gone so very high, it is my duty, nay my joy, to earn enough to buy him some. PLease, make me feel like the poor loser tramp slut that i am...some One buy me.
Thank You!!!

His Pet (until he uses all my money, forces me to sell my ass at 50 cents a pop long enough to build His dream home in Malibu... at least i think that's where it's going to be. He said i did not deserve such information)



may i please have a gummi bear now....

 

[niteshade]

I am still waiting for one myself....

 

[niteshade]

Looks around for Anelize, who should still be picking splinters out in a corner somewhere....