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[Ebonyfire]

Enough foolishness!!

Now, we must discuss how wonderful it is to be a sub cheating on your husband. There is no more fulfilling relationship as one you have while breaking the heart of another. Let's make sure to start threads celebrating infidelity, because dishonesty is at the heart of every true D/s relationship.

Will Your Thick and Tastiness be requiring the slut to lie to everyone she knows in a most ridiculous manner?

 

[Ebonyfire]

Sisters?..Nah you wouldn't want to chase them...too boring and stodgy. Best friends....mmmm...well the female ones are all happily divorced and now beginning to reformulate their lives...one looking for a D even.....so they would ruin your swashbuckling dominant, marriage wrecking, reputation.

Well then it is fitting that they become the new concubines to Master Johnny Long Staff!

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Sisters?..Nah you wouldn't want to chase them...too boring and stodgy. Best friends....mmmm...well the female ones are all happily divorced and now beginning to reformulate their lives...one looking for a D even.....so they would ruin your swashbuckling dominant, marriage wrecking, reputation.

Nah, I can still ruin their jobs ande family connections. I am flexible that way!

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Will Your Thick and Tastiness be requiring the slut to lie to everyone she knows in a most ridiculous manner?

No, just those people who matter most. With any luck, the slut will have children to be neglacted, work to blow off, and a husband to cheat on. In the true spirit of BDSM, I want to ruin the lives of as many people as possible, not just the stupid whore I am fucking.

 

[Ebonyfire]

Nah, I can still ruin their jobs ande family connections. I am flexible that way!

But then it will be time to make that anonymous call to the unemployment office, Master Pogo Stick-ness!

 

[Ebonyfire]

No, just those people who matter most. With any luck, the slut will have children to be neglacted, work to blow off, and a husband to cheat on. In the true spirit of BDSM, I want to ruin the lives of as many people as possible, not just the stupid whore I am fucking.

You are a mighty Dom indeed!

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

But then it will be time to make that anonymous call to the unemployment office, Master Pogo Stick-ness!

You've got to stop before my head explodes from laughing so much!!


Yes, I will be making plenty of phone calls...like calling her husband while she is sucking my cock, just because it is funny when a sub and her Master hurt and betray the people she 'loves'.

 

[AnelizeDarkEyes]

THROWS herself at the feet of such a Dom with such a mighty and wonderful nick as

Master Pogo-stickness


*flings herself at his feet, groveling*



OMFG you've done it now Eb, that was hilarious!!

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

*has Anelize and Eb back their asses onto the pogo strick handlebars*

Hop on that, ladies!

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

I order everyone who posts to this thread to give it a '5' rating. I am the Master here, do as you're told!

I think this thread deserves the attention!

 

[Ebonyfire]

I order everyone who posts to this thread to give it a '5' rating. I am the Master here, do as you're told!

I think this thread deserves the attention!

So let it be written, so let it be done, Your Rampantness!

 

[Ebonyfire]

*has Anelize and Eb back their asses onto the pogo strick handlebars*

Hop on that, ladies!

I am overcum....it is sooo BIGGGG

 

[AnelizeDarkEyes]

Oh wonderful Master Sir?? You are obviously so amazing and so smart that i feel that i should just give all my money up to You. i am nothing but a stupid little subbie, incapable of managing my finances by myself. Please take me away from all this pain and take my finances under Your wing. Here are the account numbers to my portfolio, my bank accounts, my credit cards, and all my savings. Please manage them for me Oh Wonderful and Smart Master. i know that You will steer me in the right direction and make ALL the right decisions for me, because You are my ONE, my Master, and You always have my best interests at heart, because You have told me this in online messages over the Internet every night when we talk.

Thank You Master Sir.

 

[Ebonyfire]

You've got to stop before my head explodes from laughing so much!!


Yes, I will be making plenty of phone calls...like calling her husband while she is sucking my cock, just because it is funny when a sub and her Master hurt and betray the people she 'loves'.

Do not combust, oh Big Salami-ness! I could not live without the shade of Your Sun.

Even Dommes bow before Your Stoutness!

 

[Ebonyfire]

Oh wonderful Master Sir?? You are obviously so amazing and so smart that i feel that i should just give all my money up to You. i am nothing but a stupid little subbie, incapable of managing my finances by myself. Please take me away from all this pain and take my finances under Your wing. Here are the account numbers to my portfolio, my bank accounts, my credit cards, and all my savings. Please manage them for me Oh Wonderful and Smart Master. i know that You will steer me in the right direction and make ALL the right decisions for me, because You are my ONE, my Master, and You always have my best interests at heart, because You have told me this in online messages over the Internet every night when we talk.

Thank You Master Sir.

I am His Girthitude's Accountant wench. PM Me for the proper address!

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Oh wonderful Master Sir?? You are obviously so amazing and so smart that i feel that i should just give all my money up to You. i am nothing but a stupid little subbie, incapable of managing my finances by myself. Please take me away from all this pain and take my finances under Your wing. Here are the account numbers to my portfolio, my bank accounts, my credit cards, and all my savings. Please manage them for me Oh Wonderful and Smart Master. i know that You will steer me in the right direction and make ALL the right decisions for me, because You are my ONE, my Master, and You always have my best interests at heart, because You have told me this in online messages over the Internet every night when we talk.

Thank You Master Sir.

Yeah, I tell you that...you and 6 other subbies!

Forward all your money to Eb...that way, I only have to clean out ONE bank account, instead of several!

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Do not combust, oh Big Salami-ness! I could not live without the shade of Your Sun.

Even Dommes bow before Your Stoutness!

As it should be! All shall bow down to me, my abusive nature, and my incredibly large cock!

 

[AnelizeDarkEyes]

Even Dommes bow before Your Stoutness!

*eyes wide*

backing slowly away, eyes averted








THIS PAIR COULD BE FUCKING DANGEROUS

 

[Ebonyfire]

Yeah, I tell you that...you and 6 other subbies!

Forward all your money to Eb...that way, I only have to clean out ONE bank account, instead of several!

Everything I have is yours Your Magic Johnson's Johnson-ness.

Will You take Visa or Mastercard?

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Everything I have is yours Your Magic Johnson's Johnson-ness.

Will You take Visa or Mastercard?

Cash, small unmarked bills...and the title to your car, please.

 

[Mr Blonde]

Oh wow, this is quite a compromise guide.

What do you do with a subbie after you have emptied her bank accounts and destroyed her self-esteem? Is it time to give her a glass of Kool-Aid?

 

[Ebonyfire]

Oh wow, this is quite a compromise guide.

What do you do with a subbie after you have emptied her bank accounts and destroyed her self-esteem? Is it time to give her a glass of Kool-Aid?

You have a lot to learn little grasshopper.

You SELL her.

 

[Ebonyfire]

Cash, small unmarked bills...and the title to your car, please.

I 'll get My subbie (who owns the car) to sign it over.

You don't REALLY think I'm giving You the Mercedes, do you?

 

[Caitlynne]

You have a lot to learn little grasshopper.

You SELL her.

LOL........... And as a last act of submission to His Gloriousness, any REAL submissive would be glad to be sold. It would be an honor to be sold, why I feel like being sold right now!

 

[Ebonyfire]

LOL........... And as a last act of submission to His Gloriousness, any REAL submissive would be glad to be sold. It would be an honor to be sold, why I feel like being sold right now!

His "BaseBall Bat-ness" only sells the dumb ones.

You are safe.