New sub Haven

[Johnny Mayberry]

Come to Me, My little newbie subbies. Come, kneel at My feet, and let a powerful Dom like Myself train you in the ways of submission. Gather around, slaves, subs, pets...let Me teach you, guide you through your journey. Submit to my words, allow yourself to be led by Me. I will show you such marvelous things, like how to pick out a slave name, how to attract online predators, and good advice on how to leave your husband for a complete stranger who lives 1000+ miles away. Yes, My little ones, let Me show you the P/proper W/way T/to P/post messages on a board. Yes, and I will even show you how to sign your life away to an abusive 'Dom', in some foolish 'contract', that you just know you have to have because you read about it in a story. Come, let Me collar you all, and then make you regret it for years to come.


This is my interpretation of the online 'Master'. You know, the kind that is either a predator, or a complete jerk, or a player who has no idea what he or she is talking about. A lot of laughs, and a serious message. If your cyber 'Master' says any of these things...RUN!

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Oh, and you must call me 'Master' from the first day, and submit to me within 3 working days, or you will never, ever find satisfaction in BDSM.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Come to Me, My little newbie subbies. Come, kneel at My feet, and let a powerful Dom like Myself train you in the ways of submission. Gather around, slaves, subs, pets...let Me teach you, guide you through your journey. Submit to my words, allow yourself to be led by Me. I will show you such marvelous things, like how to pick out a slave name, how to attract online predators, and good advice on how to leave your husband for a complete stranger who lives 1000+ miles away. Yes, My little ones, let Me show you the P/proper W/way T/to P/post messages on a board. Yes, and I will even show you how to sign your life away to an abusive 'Dom', in some foolish 'contract', that you just know you have to have because you read about it in a story. Come, let Me collar you all, and then make you regret it for years to come.

ohhh this is a dream come true for this poor lil PET. I have always wanted to kneel at Your feet and be guided by Your every thought, gesture and whim. Please show me...how to be a purrfect lil cyber pet. Convince me that i really need to sign the contract that sez i will never be allowed to enjoy anything with my Owner...nor can i have sex in R/l becuz S/He won't like it. And i am utterly enthralled with Your ability to take the slightest thing and make me feel like the absolute wretched filthy NEWBIE that i am. Do You promise to teach me proper grammar and punctuation as well as board etiquette? I rely on Your strong cyber shoulders to get me through my empty life. Please, Sir, take me away !!!!
PET

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Oh, and you must call me 'Master' from the first day, and submit to me within 3 working days, or you will never, ever find satisfaction in BDSM.

Master...if You allow me into Your busy schedule...just how long is 3 working days???
PET

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Re: Re: New sub Haven

ohhh this is a dream come true for this poor lil PET. I have always wanted to kneel at Your feet and be guided by Your every thought, gesture and whim. Please show me...how to be a purrfect lil cyber pet. Convince me that i really need to sign the contract that sez i will never be allowed to enjoy anything with my Owner...nor can i have sex in R/l becuz S/He won't like it. And i am utterly enthralled with Your ability to take the slightest thing and make me feel like the absolute wretched filthy NEWBIE that i am. Do You promise to teach me proper grammar and punctuation as well as board etiquette? I rely on Your strong cyber shoulders to get me through my empty life. Please, Sir, take me away !!!!
PET

Hello Pet...you did not refer to Me as 'Master' once...therefore, in the true spirit of BDSM, even though W/we have never met, you must not have an orgasm until Labor Day. You will also go outside and offer to suck the cock of every man you see, until one takes you up on it. After all, I can tell you what to do because I am a Dom. You must obey any Master you talk to online, because that is the true meaning of Safe Sane and Consentual.

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Master...if You allow me into Your busy schedule...just how long is 3 working days???
PET

3 working days, pet, is however long I say it is. After all, as your Master(and the Master of every newbie sub, whether they know it or not), if I tell you that black is white, it is so. If I tell you to cheat on your husband, or be a bad parent, well...that's what being a good sub is all about.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

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Hello Pet...you did not refer to Me as 'Master' once...therefore, in the true spirit of BDSM, even though W/we have never met, you must not have an orgasm until Labor Day. You will also go outside and offer to suck the cock of every man you see, until one takes you up on it. After all, I can tell you what to do because I am a Dom. You must obey any Master you talk to online, because that is the true meaning of Safe Sane and Consentual.

I am sorry Master. I will do my very best to make You proud of me. Must i ask even the old men, Master?? I know that You have only my best interest at heart...otherwise You would not be a Dom...
And You know...i never knew that was the meaning...i feel as if i will learn something new everyday from You, Master...
PET

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

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I am sorry Master. I will do my very best to make You proud of me. Must i ask even the old men, Master?? I know that You have only my best interest at heart...otherwise You would not be a Dom...
And You know...i never knew that was the meaning...i feel as if i will learn something new everyday from You, Master...
PET

You are sorry, you are a worthless wretch who shall now go and suck an old man's cock, and then lick his dirty asshole. (See how I am a good Master, tearing down your self-respect?)

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

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You are sorry, you are a worthless wretch who shall now go and suck an old man's cock, and then lick his dirty asshole. (See how I am a good Master, tearing down your self-respect?)

Yes, Master. It will be as You say.. And You are an awesome Master. Being as new to this as i am, i am learning alot from You just by sitting here in this chair and reading Your words upon my screen. I feel as if i am an empty hole just waiting to be filled. But now Master my search for an old man to suckle begins...i will return when i have done as You said...
PET

 

[AnelizeDarkEyes]

Master Sir, this Girl needs Your direction so badly. She is not sure of what position she should be in when approaching the wonderfulness of Your being. Should she crawl upon the floor in abject abasement? She knows that she should always avert her eyes because that is what she reads in the chatrooms...::averts her eyes:: This girl knows that she should kneel too. Because, well, that's what subs do. Kneel. All the time. Would Master Sir Lord require any other positions? Does He have any special ones? Reverse Spinning Top perhaps? Double Upward Twisting Backflip? This girl will be thrilled to practice them over and over and over and over and over and over till she has them burned on Her brain for Her Lord and Master.

~anelize








*laughing her head off*

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

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Yes, Master. It will be as You say.. And You are an awesome Master. Being as new to this as i am, i am learning alot from You just by sitting here in this chair and reading Your words upon my screen. I feel as if i am an empty hole just waiting to be filled. But now Master my search for an old man to suckle begins...i will return when i have done as You said...
PET

Good..and remember; even if you have to leave your children unattended, your family neglected, and lose your job, that is ok, because the Master-shaped hole in you has been filled...by Me.

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Master Sir, this Girl needs Your direction so badly. She is not sure of what position she should be in when approaching the wonderfulness of Your being. Should she crawl upon the floor in abject abasement? She knows that she should always avert her eyes because that is what she reads in the chatrooms...::averts her eyes:: This girl knows that she should kneel too. Because, well, that's what subs do. Kneel. All the time. Would Master Sir Lord require any other positions? Does He have any special ones? Reverse Spinning Top perhaps? Double Upward Twisting Backflip? This girl will be thrilled to practice them over and over and over and over and over and over till she has them burned on Her brain for Her Lord and Master.

~anelize








*laughing her head off*

Yes, kneel before Me, some strange man who lives on the other side of the country from you. You will assume various positions in front of the computer, while averting your eyes from a (probably fake) picture of Me on your monitor.

 

[Ebonyfire]

Oh, and you must call me 'Master' from the first day, and submit to me within 3 working days, or you will never, ever find satisfaction in BDSM.

You call yourself a Dom? They do not need 3 days, one is enough. You are too soft!

 

[il mio angelo]

ROTFLMAO!!!



Edited to say that I really read through it all to check if I did any of those things before posting my HUGE laugh.... I think I am safe now, but we all make some newbie mistakes in the beginning..... I know I sure did, and still do on occasion

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

You call yourself a Dom? They do not need 3 days, one is enough. You are too soft!

No, remember, I said that '3 days' was however long said it was? It could be 30 seconds, if I declare it to be.

Little subbies, this brings up another point: Do not listen to foolish people who are actually experienced in BDSM. They are trying to ruin O/our special connection, by interjecting logic, truth, and ideas that would serve to keep you safe.

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

ROTFLMAO!!!



Edited to say that I really read through it all to check if I did any of those things before posting my HUGE laugh.... I think I am safe now, but we all make some newbie mistakes in the beginning..... I know I sure did, and still do on occasion

SILENCE, WHORE!! On your knees!

 

[Ebonyfire]

No, remember, I said that '3 days' was however long said it was? It could be 30 seconds, if I declare it to be.

Little subbies, this brings up another point: Do not listen to foolish people who are actually experienced in BDSM. They are trying to ruin O/our special connection, by interjecting logic, truth, and ideas that would serve to keep you safe.

Johnny, you rogue you, you are determined to make me pee my pants!

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Johnny, you rogue you, you are determined to make me pee my pants!

Only upon my command!

Which brings up even another point. A TRUE Master tries to dominate everyone, not just those people whose consent he has. You can pick out a TRUE (cyber) Master, because he will give you commands before he knows your real name.

 

[Ebonyfire]

Only upon my command!

Which brings up even another point. A TRUE Master tries to dominate everyone, not just those people whose consent he has. You can pick out a TRUE (cyber) Master, because he will give you commands before he knows your real name.

You didn't! Oh yes you did, ROTFLMAO!!

 

[Master_Vassago]

OH Johnny-poo, it's too bad I'm not submissive, you'd make a great master. Batting eyelashes in your general superdom, direction.

 

[Ebonyfire]

OH Johnny-poo, it's too bad I'm not submissive, you'd make a great master. Batting eyelashes in your general superdom, direction.

Oh no, you fell under his domly spell!!!

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

You didn't! Oh yes you did, ROTFLMAO!!

Yes, I did..I mean Yes, I did. *tries to sound like James Earl Jones*

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

OH Johnny-poo, it's too bad I'm not submissive, you'd make a great master. Batting eyelashes in your general superdom, direction.

See, subbies, you can tell a REAL Master, like vassypoo here, because it is in his screen name. He must be better than me at it, in fact. Having 'Master' in your screen name is like the ultimate in online Domming!

 

[Master_Vassago]

Actually Johnny, the name I use originally had nothing to do with BDSM at all. It had to do with the degree I am working on and I have always used the vassago name online.

Plus I didn't visit the boards at all before I started writing here.

But what a spell you weave, MasterJohnny-poo.

Now wait before you get in a tiff, this all in good fun, I don't want you to think I am out to flame you or anything stupid like that. I actually have kind of a liking for you and your flair.

Humbly bowing to your greatness, MV

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Humbly bowing to your greatness, MV

You got that part right...but I don't Dom guys. Now back away slowly, before you are washed away in the golden glow of my greatness!