New Report on Vetteman

[blobfish]

Vette, I have a serious question for you: a can of corn got you some ass in Cambodia, but could you have gotten a threeway for a can of Campbell's Chunky?

 

[TonyClifton]

Vetteman was admitted to the psychiatric wing of his local hospital for observation after having a conversation with an empty chair.

Please continue with our conversation.

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What were you saying about talking to an empty chair?

 

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[cjh]

Does C stand for corn?

Canned.

 

[blobfish]

If vetteman were a Star Wars android, his name would be P38.

 

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[Sean]

Blob, be a man and reflect the truth. I never said a can of corn gained me anything in Cambodia or anywhere else. I have a sense of humor and I'm naturally good-natured, and I engage you on this subject in that fashion only. A threeway marathon may have required a carton of American cigarettes.

And you still don't see what's wrong with this, do you?

 

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[blobfish]

Blob, be a man and reflect the truth. I never said a can of corn gained me anything in Cambodia or anywhere else. I have a sense of humor and I'm naturally good-natured, and I engage you on this subject in that fashion only. A threeway marathon may have required a carton of American cigarettes.

Throw in a few current MPCs, and you could probably score a gangbang with every chick in Laos.

 

[JustSkye]

Sean, you still don't understand how things really are in other parts of the world do you? You have no sense of humor. You're a hypocritical sanctimonious bitch, and I'm tired of hearing it. I don't give a fuck what you think about what I think.

Perhaps you'd like to explain to everyone how it works in other parts of the world.

 

[Sean]

Sean, you still don't understand how things really are in other parts of the world do you? You have no sense of humor. You're a hypocritical sanctimonious bitch, and I'm tired of hearing it. I don't give a fuck what you think about what I think.

So that's a "no", then.

 

[blobfish]

I am better than a C-Rat can opener.

Big shot. P51, then?

 

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[Sean]

Perhaps you'd like to take a flying fuck at the nearest fire hydrant, Skye. Take your whining nagging hate and get back to the fucking Blurt Thread.

You didn't call her "dear". Are you OK?

 

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[JustSkye]

Perhaps you'd like to take a flying fuck at the nearest fire hydrant, Skye. Take your whining nagging hate and get back to the fucking Blurt Thread.

Well, aren't you pissy.

 

[blobfish]

Hey I have a friend who owns one. Flies it at the Reno Air Races every year. The only Mustang worth a shit.

I meant the P51 can opener. It might have come out after your time.

 

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[JustSkye]

She's a bitter resentful person who loves to troll my posts with her thinly veiled hate hoping to right some perceived wrong in the past. When I stop long enough to really think about who and what she really is, the endearments seem to just fade away.

You must have an awful lot of bitter, resentful folks trolling your perceived wrongs then. You know, because you're right and gracious about everything.

 

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[Sean]

She's a bitter resentful person who loves to troll my posts with her thinly veiled hate hoping to right some perceived wrong in the past. When I stop long enough to really think about who and what she really is, the endearments seem to just fade away.

No, she isn't any of those things. She's just one of those females, aka the majority, that find your misogyny repulsive.

 

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[blobfish]

We called them a P-38 or a John Wayne in my time. I still carry one on a key ring.

P51 is like a bigger version of the P38. With the MREs of today, I think both are obsolete. They're great little gadgets, though.