New "Real TV" show, created by S. Kronkite - "Couch Potato!"

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Couch Potato is a new reality TV program that pits actual, real-life "couch potato's" against each other in an endurance and stamina battlefest royale'.

Viewers are treated to a "rotating, quad-split screen" of 16 handpicked contestants from across the US. The rotational aspect of the viewing is actually a "timed switch" allowing viewers to - 4 at a time - see all 16 participants every 60 seconds. Audio from the top-right picture from the quad-split will be heard by the viewers.

The objective of the game is to "not move and continue to watch TV as long as possible, 24hrs a day, 24/7 during a typical TV ratings period.

If participants need to leave their designated viewing station - their chair or couch - for any reason what-so-ever - negative points will be assesed in clock-like fashion. In the end "the winner" will have "most time in their viewing station."

To mix things up a bit - a host - one newcomer to the bizz - a fellow named Sparky Kronkite - will interject with - "pre-planned, psycho-news bombs - or psychebombs" - designed to raffle the individual participants. These psychbombs are specifically designed to unerve individual competitors, formed via psychoanlysis of the competitors.

The winner will recieve $100,000 and be awarded an ad campaign by Lazy Boy recliners - who is also the primary sponsor of the show.

You might be wondering: What are the competitors watching? Answer: The same thing the home viewer is!

Look for it this fall on FOX.
 
Thats horrible...

Just like the glutony bowl... ick. I am very upset with fox.
but i can't wait for world's wildest police videos....
*slinks away*
 
LMAO

Smart mutherfucker, this unregistered.....

:)
 
if they did it as a computer thing.. I could go for days. :)

Maybe i should start that....
 
Unregistered said:
designed to raffle the individual participants.

PC, do you really want to be the prize in a raffle?:confused:
 
Actually I meant ruffle.

But - you may know - I never check or edit myself. And this is what happens. Oh well. No biggie - to me.

Think of all the other sponsor possibilities!!!!

In fact "Ruffles" potato chips ("couch" potota chips!?!) could be one. Mountain Dew. Gold Bond medicated powder.

I think it could be a great "bad" show.
 
I dunno. I just figured if I can do anything I can couch potato. Sounds like a slam dunk.
 
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