New Order

[Guest]

 

[Jim_Henson]

How long will it take you to break your own order?

 

[Guest]

 

[Rhys]

Hmm evil mutant. Sounds to me like the pot calls the kettle black.
Get a life asshole.

 

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[Starfish]

I love New Order!

YOU ROCK HANNS!!!!!!



Blue Monday

How does it feel to treat me like you do?
When you've laid your hands upon me
And told me who you are
I thought I was mistaken
I thought I heard your words
Tell me, how do I feel?
Tell me now, How do I feel?

Those who came before me
Lived through their vocations
From the past until completion
They'll turn away no more
And I still find it so hard
To say what I need to say
But I'm quite sure that you'll tell me
Just how I should feel today

I see a ship in the harbor
I can and shall obey
But if it wasn't for your misfortune
I'd be a heavenly person today
And I thought I was mistaken
And I thought I heard you speak
Tell me how do I feel
Tell me now, how should I feel

Now I stand here waiting...

I thought I told you to leave me
While I walked down to the beach
Tell me how does it feel
When your heart grows cold

 

[Rhys]

Let me guess, you got blown off by her pretty hard there mate. I can't say I blame her.

 

[Rhys]

I was thinking Bizzare Love Triangle myself, Fishy...but Blue Monday will work.

 

[Guest]

hanseypansey had a small gun
hanseypansey never got some
his cock doesn't work
he can't even jerk
so he trolls girls on the net for fun.

 

[Starfish]

Rhys, what is rad is that...

... in cyber land we can have IT ALL!


Bizarre Love Triangle

Every time i think of you
I feel shot right through with a bolt of blue
It's no problem of mine but it's a problem I find
Living a life that I can't leave behind
There's no sense in telling me
The wisdom of a fool won't set you free
But that's the way that it goes
And it's what nobody knows
While every day my confusion grows

Every time I see you falling
I get down on my knees and pray
I'm waiting for that final moment
You'll say the words that I can't say

I feel fine and I feel good
I'm feeling like I never should
Whenever I get this way, I just don't know what to say
Why can't we be ourselves like we were yesterday
I'm not sure what this could mean
I don't think you're what you seem
I do admit to myself
That if I hurt someone else
Then I'll never see just what we're meant to be

Every time I see you falling
I get down on my knees and pray
I'm waiting for that final moment
You'll say the words that I can't say

 

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[Rhys]

I think the Lit Resolution should read like this:

all those in favor of taking Hanns out the back and shooting him

say Aye!

 

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[Guest]

hanseypansey had a small gun
hanseypansey never got some
his cock doesn't work
he can't even jerk
so he trolls girls on the net for fun.

I just HAD to quote an unregistered...

 

[Rhys]

Jealous that you have successfully pissed everyone off on a regular basis, that you make unfounded and ludicious remarks continually and you attack people on a random basis?

Oh yeah buddy. I so want to be you. I want to lick your balls and rim you because you are so fucking good.

I really want you to come back with something stellar so, put your little thinking cap on and dazzle me fuckwit.

 

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[Guest]

You know, technically since he has publically wished for a terrorist attack to claim the lives of one or more Lit members, he could be reported to the Feds to be investigated. They'd pull every one of his posts here and if nothing else, make his life a living hell for a while.

Not that I'd advocate that, mind you...

 

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[Rhys]

Yeah I kinda like having the power over you


<pulls a string>


Dance bitch...dance for Hanns!

"Through dangers untold and hardships
unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond
the goblin city to take back the child that you have stolen,
for my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great.
You have no power over me"

Now dry up...and blow away.

 

[Guest]

The Feds take every threat seriously.

Wanna test this theory?

 

[Guest]

 

[Rhys]

*click*

 

[Guest]

Sniper? Who said anything about that?

You know, someone who really dislikes you here may just read my post above and call their local law enforcement. I hope not though. You're cute.

 

[Rhys]

He is in sort of a cute fuzzy sort of way. Makes you want to hold him under until the bubbles stop.