The site has various lags between pages for all kinds of reasons. As a software developer and database architect, going behind the curtain holds the same curious intrigue and abject terror as does spending an hour in my ex wife's head.
I suspect it's just because some readers are slower than others.
Sorry, I didn’t follow that…
I said, I SUSPECT IT'S JUST BECAUSE SOME READERS ARE SLOWER THAN OTHERS!Sorry, I didn’t follow that…
Again, not sure I follow… slower readers, slower physical response time, or slower on the uptake?
Great job.Are we still doing milestones in this thread?
If so, I just posted my sixth story of the year... a personal record.
(I know that's nothing for most of y'all, but for me writing a story is like passing a kidney stone).
Grand tally for 2023: 6 stories, average score 4.74, 46,805 words total, 16 characters created, and 20 orgasms written
Well done!Are we still doing milestones in this thread?
If so, I just posted my sixth story of the year... a personal record.
(I know that's nothing for most of y'all, but for me writing a story is like passing a kidney stone).
Grand tally for 2023: 6 stories, average score 4.74, 46,805 words total, 16 characters created, and 20 orgasms written
You're not the only one...
If it helps, the only real metric that matters is that you work to be better tomorrow than you were yesterday.
Not always. I kinda like it when the guy I’m with is, um, measurably bigger than me.
Your Control Panel stats are the most accurate, I think. Everywhere else slaves from there, and sometimes never catches up.
You're up to 276 nowView attachment 2294506
It feels weird to say how proud I am to be the last person on a list, but today I reached #280 on Literotica's all time 280 most followed author list...and I'm positively ecstatic! This has been a goal of mine for the past few years and it feels so rewarding to finally reach it.
As you probably know, the floor for this list keeps going up as 25 years of amazing authors have graced this site with their work. Strangely, I can safely say I will be the last author to reach it with less than 2,500 followers, as the floor will undoubtedly continue to rise. And not to take anything away from the 279 authors in front of me, but to get to this level in only 5+ years without ever having published in Lit's moneymaking categories of I/T or LW makes it especially rewarding.
Okay, that's my last brag until I surpass Silkstockingslover's 48k+ followers in the year 2123
Well doneWas going to wait but I couldn't resist the tumescence of the penultimate number...
My latest offering currently sits at 9999 views, and got there in only 30 days. I personally can't believe it.
9999 views. 33 favorites, 241 votes, and 22 comments. I'm shocked and surprised by the attention.
Now, I need to post this before someone else take a look and ruins the moment.
