Rob_Royale
with cheese
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A couple of days ago, I topped 2 million views. I know they aren't 2 million 'reads and enjoys' but I'll take it.
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Bazzle
"Houdini in a plot"
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I am only 800,000 views behind
RoyalAuthor
Certified Fresh
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I'm approaching 900k. 2 million is crazy impressive, regardless of whether they actually stayed to read it.
anthrodisiac
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I figured I'd check, and I'm at 138k, and more than a third of that is from one story 
That's more than I thought, I wasn't sure I'd even hit 100k, but Slippery is doing a hell of a lot of lifting.
That's more than I thought, I wasn't sure I'd even hit 100k, but Slippery is doing a hell of a lot of lifting.
StillStunned
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I think you're allowed to count every Fetish view as double.I am only 800,000 views behind
TheLobster
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Hopefully it gets a good, non-slippery grip before lifting anything though!
bi_cathy
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Wooo! I was at 1.55M last I checked in August. 2M is a number I'm definitely looking forward to. Congrats on making it there!
DEFCOM5
Writing for fun!
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At 400k+, I cannot even dream of 2M views. I know my mind will blow if I reach the 500K views!
latent_heat
Amateur Literotician
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wow... at about 760k myself... looking forward to the big 1M, but it will be a while yet
ICantLeafYou
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All of my stories are above a 4 in rating now I had one straggler that's caught up finally.
As for total view count... ~135k ish, I just did some lazy accounting.
I had one straggler that's caught up finally.As for total view count... ~135k ish, I just did some lazy accounting.
Rob_Royale
with cheese
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I wouldn't sweat it. I've been here nearly 4x longer than you. So, if you take your 400K+ views and multiply by four?
You're doing okay!
anthrodisiac
Dorkaeopteryx
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In a few more stories, you mind will be blown.
MelissaBaby
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All of my stories are above a 4 in rating now
As for total view count... ~135k ish, I just did some lazy accounting.
You know, you can download your stats from your My Stories page and get the count there.
ICantLeafYou
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I'm not getting a total word count out of that, though? Only individual counts for each story, which I'd still have to add up. Which is the exact same thing I did without downloading this...
MelissaBaby
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If you click on the first entry in a column and drag the cursor down to highlight the whole list, it will add up the total
latent_heat
Amateur Literotician
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but then you can type = SUM(E2:E11) and get the sum!
ICantLeafYou
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My program has that in a completely different spot, but thanks, that helped me find it. 136k words, so my lazy math was off by 1k.
I did the same mental math I use when grocery shopping to estimate what I'll be checking out with.
Rob_Royale
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Getting decent with Excel and some of the easiest formulas is a big help here.
NikkijMaadison
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SimonDoom
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How do you get that? I have the downloaded data in an Excel sheet and I'm not seeing that summary. I can get the summary data manually but I don't see a result like that.
TheLobster
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This is just a screenshot from a particular spreadsheet suite (I believe it's Apple Pages?), so the one you use may look different.
For example, the spreadsheet program I use is Libre office, and there like in most of those programs I need to select the column first and click on the sigma button to insert a sum cell below the data.
MelissaBaby
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Apple Numbers.
TheLobster
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Rob_Royale
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Today is my 4th anniversary as a published Literotica writer. Tonight my 60th story will get posted. I would describe my work as entertaining but forgetable and have no problem with that. I've been largely successful and I'm even selling my smut on pay sites including Audible, which is mind-blowing, and time will tell if it's even worth doing for this stuff.
I'd like to thank all the friends I've made on this forum for your 'it doesn't suck' encouragement and venting all your insecurities here so I know I'm not alone. I'd also like to thank my followers who have been generous with their praise and ratings, and give me that warm and fuzzy feeling before reality sets in.
Also, thanks to my wife who has been supportive and not given me a hard time about the $4000 in model kits and equipment that has been collecting dust for all that time. Then there is the new laptop, desk, monitor, keyboard, mouse, subscriptions, etc. To her mind, it keeps me at home.
I'd like to thank all the friends I've made on this forum for your 'it doesn't suck' encouragement and venting all your insecurities here so I know I'm not alone. I'd also like to thank my followers who have been generous with their praise and ratings, and give me that warm and fuzzy feeling before reality sets in.
Also, thanks to my wife who has been supportive and not given me a hard time about the $4000 in model kits and equipment that has been collecting dust for all that time. Then there is the new laptop, desk, monitor, keyboard, mouse, subscriptions, etc. To her mind, it keeps me at home.
