New Milestones Thread

[EmilyMiller]

Just hit 20k reactions here. In a way I think reactions are more important than posts, they show that other people are at least vaguely interested in you.

I’ve seen people with three times the number of posts that I have and yet only half the number reactions (a 1:6 ratio). I’m glad my numbers are the way they are .

UPDATE: I think @AlinaX might have been #20,000 with…

Post in thread 'The unappreciated limerick'
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/the-unappreciated-limerick.1572012/post-102385499

 

[lovecraft68]

The reaction score has only been around since 2022 that's why longtime posters don't have huge numbers of reactions

 

[InvisibleHarvey]

Apparently my first story here was published a year ago today. Happy Valentine's Day, everyone!

 

[redgarters]

As Sexcretary-General of the Bad Pun Society, I vote to induct both @redgarters and @old_prof. All in favor?

Yes! The only good pun is a bad pun.

 

[anthrodisiac]

Yes! The only good pun is a bad pun.

And the only bad pun is one that garners no reaction at all.

 

[lovecraft68]

And the only bad pun is one that garners no reaction at all.

There was an old thread 'Lost in the punhouse' where a few of us went back and forth. I came up with a story using the names of candy/candy bars. You have yourself to blame for bringing up puns. I realize some of the names are a little dated for the younger crowd so I'll put the relevant words in bold.

The following is a true story

I stopped at the skybar located on 5th avenue in Charleston to have a chew. I sat down at the bar, and two young ladies said "Oh, henry!" I said that's not my name, one then asked, "Reggie?" Again I said "No. and I'm no Mr Goodbar and have no interest in sugar babies, so run along."

I turned away and that's when I saw her. There she was, as peaceful as a dove, but stuck among some nerds. I asked the bartender "Who's that bit o honey over there?" he told me she was a tourist from Egypt and her name was Ahmand Joy.

I made my way over to her, ignoring the snickers from the people watching. When I got to her I told the three musketeers hanging around her to take off. At first they looked at me like I was from mars, but I told them I'd knock them into the Milky way if they didn't leave the lady alone.

They wandered off and I asked if I could sit and she said, yes. As I did I checked her out. I wouldn't say she was chunky, but she did have some curves. her mounds were perfect, much bigger than duds, but not exactly whoppers.

I said "Hey I'm Heath' and struck up a conversation and found that not only was she hot, but had some money, said she made a hundred grand a year, and that's a pretty good pay day. We had a few drinks and I asked if she wanted to come back to my room, after all it was just down the same rocky road the bar was on.

She agreed and man did I skor! Her only rule was she didn't like to talk dirty, but that didn't stop the fun! She was gobbling my watchamacallit and I was eating her kitkat, and then? Let's just say my peanut butter got in her chocolate. We went for hours, it was a damned marathon.

When we were ready to go another round I decided to go all in and ask if I could take a ride up her Hershey highway. She said she wasn't sure, she'd had nothing butterfinger up there before.

Okay...I'm done now.

 

[anthrodisiac]

You have yourself to blame for bringing up puns.

I take full liability for prompting the recounting of that story. Please send all lawsuits to my lawyer.

When we were ready to go another round I decided to go all in and ask if I could take a ride up her Hershey highway. She said she wasn't sure, she'd had nothing butterfinger up there before.