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[Expertise]

For frigs sake DON'T ENCOURAGE THEM!

 

[TinaG13]

Expertise

Sorry man... I just can't help myself! I get almost as excited as Ren's monkey whores when I see 'new meat'! lol

 

[Expertise]

New meat....?

But you already have the penultimate "Cheap male slut" right here.

I hate to blow my own horn (the risk of slipping a disk and all) but nobody else is doing it sooooo......

 

[TinaG13]

Awwwwww....

Throws a pity party for you with all the trimmings....

Hmmmmmm, cum to think of it, you are new meat to me also.... I will be more than happy to 'blow your horn' for you whenever you are ready. All ya have to do is ask!

 

[Expertise]

Do you have braces and can you "hit" high C?

 

[TinaG13]

Well, I've never had braces. Didn't need them. And if I get to blowing your horn.... you'll be the one singing in a wonderous array of different notes....

 

[Expertise]

Damn.... the secrets out.....i'm a screamer. I'm so ashamed.

 

[TinaG13]

I can make

a screamer out of anyone! The question is, if I blew your horn and made you scream, would I be well-rewarded with a nice treat of some kind?

 

[Expertise]

Hey baby your talkin' to the guy with the Girl Guide cookie concession. I'll "look after ya'".

 

[spacekowboy]

i'm sorry about my quik exit last night . hope to see y'all again soon . until we meet again .

 

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welcome senor cowboy!
I hope you got a poncho you can lend me

 

[TinaG13]

Hey baby your talkin' to the guy with the Girl Guide cookie concession. I'll "look after ya'".

Oh that's good to know... I love cookies! Will I be getting any cream with them?

 

[Expertise]

Hey baby your talkin' to the guy with the Girl Guide cookie concession. I'll "look after ya'".

Oh that's good to know... I love cookies! Will I be getting any cream with them?

Buckets baby,buckets.

*Good God could that have sounded any more lounge lizardish?*

Disclaimer: I hereby certify and attest that I do not own any leisure suits or "disco medallions".

Expertise
16 May, 2001

 

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Leisure Suit Expertise

 

[Expertise]

I assure you that my wardrobe contains nothing but garments made from natural fibers.

I'm a cotton kinda' guy. Purgatory before polyester!

 

[indyweasel]

Space - Run far. Run fast. The women here will tie you down and have their way with you. Leaving you there for the next woman to come along and use you.

If you are into that like I am, come on in. The women are fine, just beware of the monkeys.


Ren - The board of health called again. They want to talk to you.

 

[Guest]

Steeeeeeeeeeeeevie...

Don't ya see all the ladies flirtin' with ya? Come back and post more, dammit!

 

[TinaG13]

Buckets?

That much, huh? Ooooooh enough to put all over me? I just love cream! If I had enough of that, who the hell needs the cookies?

 

[spacekowboy]

good morning all , how is everyone? happy and horny i hope

 

[Guest]

good morning all , how is everyone? happy and horny i hope

Like you?

 

[TinaG13]

LOL

Space - Run far. Run fast. The women here will tie you down and have their way with you. Leaving you there for the next woman to come along and use you.

If you are into that like I am, come on in. The women are fine, just beware of the monkeys.


Ren - The board of health called again. They want to talk to you.

There you are, Indy! Now where the hell did that rope go?

 

[TinaG13]

good morning all , how is everyone? happy and horny i hope

Always horny baby! Now just jump on in here...the water's fine! *still looking for that rope*

 

[spacekowboy]

as always tiggs , you oughtta know that... and Tina thanks for the 411 i'll keep my eyes out for the monkeys . as for the tying up ? hell just stop when Mr. happy starts bleeding...lol

 

[TinaG13]

Hmmmmm, well ya know...

don't think I've ever drawn blood on anyone as of yet.... I think I can get Mr. Happy smiling long before it goes THAT far...lol

 

[indyweasel]

I'm off to work for now.. Tina, find me later and I'll let you have your way with me.