new mag for women

[Guest]

Hello, Akwambo,

I'm the hottest babe on this site and I write the hottest stories and I give the best blowjobs (just ask the dude named Felix, and read his 10 page answer).

And you should see me in my little pink plaid skirt (I'm Scottish snatch, you see) and matching panties.

Oh, and I have two sistas on this site and they are pretty hot, too. Well, Melody is, she gives great phone sex. Debwa, well, she's a crazy fucking bitch.

Akwambo, thanks for repeating this message four times. I didn't get it the first three times.

xxx
Rachel the Goddess

 

[Akwambo]

Hello all,
I am looking for people who may be interested in joining a new project. A new erotic, educational, intellectual, fun, savy, magazine for women.
If interested please contact us and let us know.
We will need writers and photographers, editors also to donate time at first until off the ground.
If you want to be part of a new magazine let us know we'd love to hear from you!
Ideas also welcomed,
Thank you, Angela

 

[Guest]

Hello, Akwambo,

Would you be interested in erotic story submissions from men, or do you want to keep it a completely female-written publication?

 

[Akwambo]

Hello,
This would be a magazine for women with nude men in it, you may want to contact a mens magazine for information about you giving head in their magazine. That is not exactly what we are looking for.
Thank you for writing.
Sincerely,
Akwambo
Wambo Inc.

 

[Akwambo]

Originally posted by roger simian:
Hello, Akwambo,

Would you be interested in erotic story submissions from men, or do you want to keep it a completely female-written publication?

Hello Roger,
Thank you for writing and we would not be totally against it, we would like to read some of your work and you are welcome to send it along. We do not want it to be a magazine against men and mens coments and perspectives are definately wanted, also we would like to have opinion polls etc as far as what men want etc and would be glad if you would participate in those also.
Thank you for writing and please keep on touch if you are seriously interested in this project.
Sincerely,
Akwambo

 

[Guest]

Hello, Melody.

Didn't think they let witchy-girls in here.

 

[Guest]

Uh sorry, I didn't mean to post on this thread. I thought it said "new rag for women" and I have been looking for a special present for my new friends from Apple Valley CA. I was hoping that this "new rag" could serve a dual purpose as a gag (no pun intended).

Now that I'm here ... Roger, you nitwit, Melody wouldn't post on a thread like this without listing her phone number. Must have been the other one.

BTW Akwambo, spamming and scamming is Violation 63218389-Ca4b6 of the Penile Code. Not that I'd bust you or anything because I'm the real FBI (Female Body Inspector) and not the fake FBI.

 

[Guest]

Dear Akwambo,

I sent you one of my stories, "The Zeke and I." It is illustrated and I attached the pics.

It is about me and my boyfriend Zeke. We like to do it doggy style. He has an incredibly long penis with a knot that locks up inside me and I can't shake loose until he is done humping me. Well, you'll see what I mean by the pics.

Zeke cums all the time he is fucking me. His semen is thin, clear, slightly salty and there is a whole lot of it. He has been trained to properly lick my clit/pussy. I read the "Guide to eating pussy" to him which you can find over on the "How To" forum. You might want to publish that "Guide" in your magazine.

Incidentally, Akwambo, my story "The Zeke and I" won an award for "Best Doggy Style Story."

Sincerely,
Lilith

 

[Akwambo]

Originally posted by Agent Lasher, FBI:
Uh sorry, I didn't mean to post on this thread. I thought it said "new rag for women" and I have been looking for a special present for my new friends from Apple Valley CA. I was hoping that this "new rag" could serve a dual purpose as a gag (no pun intended).

Now that I'm here ... Roger, you nitwit, Melody wouldn't post on a thread like this without listing her phone number. Must have been the other one.

BTW Akwambo, spamming and scamming is Violation 63218389-Ca4b6 of the Penile Code. Not that I'd bust you or anything because I'm the real FBI (Female Body Inspector) and not the fake FBI.

Hello FBi,
It is a shame that people do not take a new magazine for women seriously, I guess that is why it has not been done for women in a long time, this shows we may have tremendous hurtles to cross, this is not a scam or spam but an oppurtunity for people to be involved in something that is long over-due for women and some people may find it very full-filling to be part of something such as this.
Sincerely,
Akwambo.

 

[Guest]

Akwambe, just what are "hurtles" I wonder? I feel like I missed something.

Just what exactly does your mag have to offer women that, for example, we can not find here at Literotica?

Obviously you have some special message or reason for being, your competitive advantage. I just can't tell what it is yet.

Tell me, and I'll send you my new story, "I was Burned at the Stake from the Wood from Noah's Ark."

Thanks,
Joan

 

[Akwambo]

Akwambe, just what are "hurtles" I wonder? I feel like I missed something.

Hello Joan,
The hurtles would be simply that men have a wide variety of magazines for them and women have very few, Playgirl being about the only one I know of, why is this?
We feel it does not have to be that way and in the year 2000 it will change.

Just what exactly does your mag have to offer women that, for example, we can not find here at Literotica?

Well, there are women who do not have the internet nor the time to surf around and find some of the few sites for women that are worth going to such as Literotica,
we want to be informative and interesting, erotic and sexual, and let women realize that it is o.k. for them to express them selves and not have to hide on the internet to do it.
Have it delivered to your door and be proud.

Obviously you have some special message or reason for being, your competitive advantage. I just can't tell what it is yet.

It may just be that I believe that women need a magazine like the 100's that men have.
It is the 21st centurary and women still act like they must hide that part of themselves in the house or on the net, raise the kids and not get what they want.
Equal rights for women happened a long time ago and we are still far behind in the sex.
I want women to take more control and get the sex they deserve and be in contact with women around the world who want the same.
As a whole we can get it done.
How many times do you see articles about women who can't orgasm? Who go on doing the daily chores and live without? Well that must change!
If it was a man he would be getting it elsewhere.
Women take control of the bedroom and I want our magazine to take them there, I want women to talk with their friends about the great articles and photos and open up and learn what it is like to be truly satisfied.

I hope that answers some of your questions and you are welcome to e-mail me to discuss further any thoughts you may have.
I am just passionate about this project and I hope to find people along the way who believe it is a well deserved and much needed change such as I do, that is what will make it a sucess.
Thank you for writing,
Sincerely,
Akwambo
Tell me, and I'll send you my new story, "I was Burned at the Stake from the Wood from Noah's Ark."

Thanks,
Joan[/QUOTE]

 

[Guest]

Akwambo, I see you are from Richmond, Indiana. I spent some time at both Bloomington and South Bend.

So the biggest news in Indiana is Bobby Knight. What's your take on that issue?

This might be a good subject for your magazine. What if the coach of the Hoosiers were a woman? Would the reaction to her choking and intimidating and swearing at the male players be different?

Yeah, and how 'bout them Pacers? Think they got a chance against the Knicks?

 

[Guest]

After extensive market research I've discovered that women are completely unexploited when it comes to porn.

I mean of course that when it comes to buying porn women have been completley unexploited.

I mean there is no porn that properly exploits women.

I mean I've come to discover that this is one way I can completely exploit women.

I also thought that buy getting a bunch of fools who spend all there time hanging around a porn site to provide me with free content I might be able to make some money off this.

I mean Why should I do any work when there's all of you sitting here all day doing nothing and can do it for me.

I mean if I can get all of you to send me free stories and pictures then I don't have to spend my time looking for any new jack off material.

I mean I am a jack off and I spend all my time jacking off and this way all you people could make it easier for me to jack off.

Wambo,
Wambo, Bambo Thank You Mambo Inc

 

[Akwambo]

Hello there,
It is a shame again that for those of you have no ambition and would rather sit around and write rude remarks to and for those of us who would like to include other people in what may be a very positive and profitable business project.
There are alot of other aspects to getting a magazine together besides sitting on the internet and "getting" other people to do the work for you.
This is also not to "exploit women" lets say exploit men for a change if you will.
Do you think Hugh Hefner and others like him encountered ups and downs while getting their empires together?
I'm sure they did but unfortunately women have not had the same idea that men are just as responsible for satisifing a women as jerking off to them in the magazines, like I'm sure you partake of occasionally.
More to the point is if people want to join in this project they are more than welcome to be a part of it, it may not be large at first but you always start somewhere and those will be compensated for helping and believing and making it a reality, it may be someones american dream, those who don't will only be doing the same old thing, writing rude remarks to someone else who has more ambition than themselves..
Thank you..

 

[Guest]

Leave me out of this. I was ahead of my time 50 years ago, but your quote idea smacks of anachronism. If I'd had the internet available to me in 1953, I never would've bothered with paper and ink. Talk about a waste of financing. You need to get hip with the times, baby. The trains leaving the station and it's passed you by. The internet isn't about hiding, it's about freedom. Look at all the wonderful ladies on this site. Do they look like they're hiding. Every last one of them sits proudly in front of their computer - vibrator in one hand and mouse in the other. It's enough to make an old damn Geezer like my crawl out of his crusty PJs and ratty old smoking jacket and get down to business with every last one of them.

So, please, do them all a favor, come back when you've got an idea that makes sense. Or at least hire you're own staff and let them watch you drown in red ink.

 

[Guest]

Hmn!

Is it Melodee Lane, the telephone girl?

Nope.

Or sweet Debwa, the cuddly little Zebwa?

Nope.

How about Lasher, the friendly canine detective?

Nope.

Well, then, it must be Penry, The Mild-Mannered Janitor.

COULD BE!!!!

 

[Guest]

You ok, Debs? You're scaring me.

SOMEBODY CALL A DOCTOR!!!!

Nah, I'm only messin' wit ya, shoog. I think you're "PAN-ERIFIC" too

 

[Deborah]

Hef, I think you summed the matter up quite nicely. Are you married these days or even still alive? Any openings at the mansion? BTW, no mouse for me. I got my middle finger on the touch pad, in more ways than one, if you get my drift.

Oh Roger, you are starting to grow on me a little here. You actually made me smile you silly boy!

 

[Akwambo]

[

Originally posted by Hef:
when you've got an idea that makes sense. QUOTE]
Hi there,
What would a better idea be?
Have more women spead their legs with one finger up their ass and one on their clit so more men can get their rocks off?
Gee, I think that has been done plenty of times before.
It is easy to be "free" on the internet when you hide behind a screen, one hand on mouse and one hand on body parts, but talk about it in the open, at work, school, the mall and around who ever will listen and reality will stand up and rear its ugly head, it is easy for a man to speak for a women as long as he is getting his and viewing what he wants, but when a woman talks of changing things a little and having men with one hand on his dick and one hand on his nipple I see that men get restless...
Come on women get with it, expect what men expect and less of you would be at home alone with one hand on the mouse and one on yourselves, being "free" as some would put it.
Thanks again for all the intelectually stimulatiing comments.

 

[Guest]

Akwambo,

Coincidentally, I am planning a new erotic, intellectual, fun, savvy magazine for women myself. If yours doesn't fly you can certainly work for me. You got what it takes, girlfriend!

BTW, have you ever played Scanty?

Your,
Helen

 

[Guest]

You really don't get it, do you akwambo? I thought I was a fucking dinosaur, but I'm nothing compared to the antique ideas you're throwing out.

It is easy to be "free" on the internet when you hide behind a screen, one hand on mouse and one hand on body parts, but talk about it in the open, at work, school, the mall and around who ever will listen...

That's just what I'm talking about. How much longer do you think people are going to be GOING to any of these places? All these places are going to be COMING to people in the not so distant future. The printed page is absolete.

Secondly, you're taking about creating something that has failed time and time again. The only reason more women's magazines don't exist like what you describe is because women don't want them. If there's a market for something, you damn well better believe it's going to be exploited.

And third, you have no fucking idea about women's sexuality if that's what you think women want. Ask Helen up there if she really gives a fuck about naked fireman pinching their nipples. You're trying to make a magazine out of failed ideas and cliches. Good luck.

And, for you deborah, I'm old and crusty and shit doesn't work quite right anymore. I don't even know if I'm still married or not. Ask my daughter, she runs everything. The only openings at the mansion are my various body cavities, I can't seem to keep anything inside anymore.

 

[Akwambo]

[Secondly, you're taking about creating something that has failed time and time again. The only reason more women's magazines don't exist like what you describe is because women don't want them. If there's a market for something, you damn well better believe it's going to be exploited.

And third, you have no fucking idea about women's sexuality if that's what you think women want.

Hello again,
1.) The reason many things like that have "failed" is because woemn are brainwashed into thinking they don't matter, men are in control, with women learning more about their sexuality and spirituality there will be some changes and I'm sorry if that scares you so much.
2.) I do know about women and their sexuality as I am one and I talk to MANY everyday!
I do know what they want. To be treated equal in all aspects.
To have their sexuality and not be afraid that they will be looked down upon.
Maybe you don't want a womens magazine that combines sexuality and important issues and intellectual material because you want the barefoot pregnant little ms. who doesn't have a mind to use, those days are over,wake up and realize women are more than objects, maybe you are afraid of the day there may just be a women in the white house?
Hopefully by then you'll be gone and not have to worry about the future.
Thanks again

 

[Melody_lane]

Sheesh...you get busy for a bit of time, don't have a chance to check out the infamous BB of Literotica...and you have people gabbing on about ya.

Feel free to look up my # on that other thread. Of course, you'll probably only succeed in waking up my mom, since I am not there.(thinking I should make a thread giving the reason, ha!)
Actually, that might be kinda funny.

 

[Guest]

you want the barefoot pregnant little ms.
Fuck that! Pregnant women are nasty...

maybe you are afraid of the day there may just be a women in the white house?
Explain to me how some poor damn woman having a porno mag delivered to her front door is going to be elected president..Please!

Needless to say, I'm hope you're not investing any of your own money in this. Although I would like to attend your bankruptcy hearing. Make sure you post the date.

 

[Rachel Picabia]

Kuh! S'enough to wake the dead!

I'm thinking of starting a new strand just exclusively for women. It won't include any erotic fiction or porno but it's sure to throw up some stimulating debate.

rachel
xox